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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Well, now Worthy’s hurt. Sark will hit the bottle tonight and get himself fired.

 I’m as unhappy as anyone but that’s over the line.

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6th year player being a dumbass. 
 

This is embarrassing. 

Imade another softy. Play like that between the lines clown. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Texas football forced me to get into Premier League soccer.

I am not kidding.

My interest in cricket is directly tied to the failings of Texas football. 

Just now, Codaxx said:

On the positive side this is a huge recruiting weekend 

Be shocked if we don't drop outside the top 20 for 2022.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Texas football forced me to get into Premier League soccer.

I am not kidding.

so you came out, good for you

Congrats to Kansas scoring the most points this season. And they did it at half time!

Sark at halftime.

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Bunch of soft, mentally weak, coddled bitches resting on their HS laurels who can’t handle adversity 

 

Just now, CooterBrown said:

Sark “that was the worst football I’ve ever seen.”
LOL

He already forgot about us against ISU.

They'd have more fight than this. This is worse than Strong

They fought for Strong. This team is awful and gave up on the coaching staff.
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We have a hundred fucking recruits here hahahahahahahaha

Do they want to be a starter next year? 

Just shut down the football program. Turn the stadium over to the quidditch team.

I’d expect nearly every recruit to bail - why play for this shit? Get ready for a ton of 2 and 3 stars coming to Austin. Of course it doesn’t matter cause we fucking suck already.  

Just now, NAVY said:

Do they want to be a starter next year? 

Why would anyone want to embarrass themself 

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Sark “that was the worst football I’ve ever seen.”
LOL

Shockingly blunt coming from him

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

WTF, how many fuckin touchdowns is KU gonna score

I wouldn't be surprised if they drop 50

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Meanwhile, over at TexAgs:

 

Fuck This lame ass shit.  We have no fucking room to make fun of anyone. 
 

our brand new coaching staff can’t fucking beat god damn Kansas. 

Just now, MillerEP said:

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So far, it is not a close game. Maybe in the second half we will try to run down the clock.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Sark at halftime.

Animal House Drinking GIF

Not cool.

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


They fought for Strong. This team is awful and gave up on the coaching staff.

Meh, they fought for Strong on social media. They didn’t fight on the field. 

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3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Tom Herman was better..

just imaging one of our qbs trying to run Herman's offense, at least we'd get to see what Wright could do.

I turned it on with a few minutes remaining in the half. 3 Kansas touchdowns, 2 Texas turnovers, downing a kick inside our own 5, Worthy injured, and a personal foul. Without a doubt the WORST I've ever seen a Texas team play in 50 years of being a fan. Unwatchable and impossible to support. Goodbye to everyone and everything about this team. 

Why the fuck should we care if Belmont doesn’t get serious and get hellbent on becoming what Alabama, tOSU, Clemson and Georgia are. Dominant programs utilizing their resources to the fullest. I went to see a game at UGA this year. They’re stadium has none of the fancy club seats and has a small Jumbotron and almost retro in how much it lacked in frills. We make a ton more money them and have resources they’d envy. Enough is enough. Copy what works. Get the bagmen game going, hire Cristobal who knows how to play that game, build a machine 

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

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Me talking about my Yorkie, she is Burnt Orange and pissed off!

I went to Illinois for grad school.  I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there.

Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.

Best part of it all is this is supposed to be a big recruiting weekend lololol. Fucking loser program 

Can they suit up at halftime?

I’m trying to remember when I’ve seen a worst half of Texas Football.


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Oh yeah forgot this was the game they brought a bunch of recruits too.

We have a hundred fucking recruits here hahahahahahahaha

A dozen have already entered the portal.

Why any recruit would commit to this program I have no clue. Utter disaster, good chance coach recruiting you gets fired etc etc. 

This is such a shitshow 

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