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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:


See OU, OSU, Baylor, ISU

In the last 2 halves we are losing 61-14

This is really much worse.

KU is one of the few teams where we can truthfully say we have tangibly better talent.

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I think the problem is we haven’t done enough work on the stadium. 

I thought losing 50-7 at home to a 5-6 Baylor team was rock bottom. Or was it 66-15 at home to UH? Or Rout 66 against UCLA? I just don’t see how you come back from this as a coach. The Sark era is already over and we’re still in the first season. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

9:30 start but 9:00 if not before at this point.

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

That Bo Davis rant really helped this week.

Everyone who negged you in that thread needs to fucking come back and apologize

Fuck that, Bo needs to deliver a lets step outside speech at halftime

8 minutes ago, orangebird said:

I went to Illinois for grad school.  I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there.

Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.

SMU won 3 games my first 2 years on campus. They would kick the shit out of this pussy Texas team. 

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

We are a national joke. 

 

Good. This will get the fraud fired. And yes he is a fucking fraud. I at minimum expected 7 god damn wins. 

How fucking far has the program fallen? During our broadcast, the ads are for scam “copper gloves” and the Tac visor.

Ok, I’m actually interested in the Tac visor, I drive into the morning sun a lot, and it looks handy for that.

Just now, Duane Moore said:

I thought losing 50-7 at home to a 5-6 Baylor team was rock bottom. Or was it 66-15 at home to UH? Or Rout 66 against UCLA? I just don’t see how you come back from this as a coach. The Sark era is already over and we’re still in the first season. 

I really like Sark.  I hoped he'd be the guy who would retire here. But this is a total failure. This will set the program back 4 or 5 years

Just now, ONE YARD said:

Good. This will get the fraud fired. And yes he is a fucking fraud. I at minimum expected 7 god damn wins. 

Sadly, it won't. It should, though.

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

 

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2 minutes ago, orangebird said:

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I'd just about switch it to The View at this point.

When we come back to win this bitch you guys will be sorry....

Seriously though if we do, some one post in the bball thread as that's where we will all be. Thanks.


Sure. A perfect image for our program.

At least she fucks. Our team doesn’t.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

How fucking far has the program fallen? During our broadcast, the ads are for scam “copper gloves” and the Tac visor.

Ok, I’m actually interested in the Tac visor, I drive into the morning sun a lot, and it looks handy for that.

Picture of everyone that works in our AD:

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Can we please just buy all the best recruits, have one good season, then let the NCAA give us the death penalty?

Remember when we had standards?  Such as a loss to Kansas meant immediate firing for the coach.  But now?

Let's just count all the money our AD raises every year.  Count it now while you can because people no longer give a shit.

 

37 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I just watched BJ Foster move out of the way as the Kansas QB was being tackled into the end zone.  He didn’t even try to help the other Longhorn defender to stop the Quarterbacks momentum.  Just moved out of the way and watched.  He needs to but kicked off this team.

Ford just jogged over on that next TD and bounced off the guy.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

I really like Sark.  I hoped he'd be the guy who would retire here. But this is a total failure. This will set the program back 4 or 5 years

Same. I respect how he’s turned his life around and seems like a genuinely decent person, but it’s like I’ve just watched him swallow a bottle of Tylenol. He’s a dead man walking if we lose this game. 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

And now Ole Piss is gonna piss it away. Great!

aggy is light years ahead of Texas at this point.

It's really sad.

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Can we please just buy all the best recruits, have one good season, then let the NCAA give us the death penalty?

Funny thing is I don't think they would.

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:


At least she fucks. Our team doesn’t.

Sure they do.  They just seem to prefer the submissive role lately.

9 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


See OU, OSU, Baylor, ISU

In the last 2 halves we are losing 61-14

2012 Texas-ou we were down 36-2 (not a typo) at halftime under Crack brown, on the way to 63-21.

I was in the Cotton Bowl for that game.

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5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Raise your hand if you're switching to basketball at 9

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6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That Bo Davis rant really helped this week.

Everyone who negged you in that thread needs to fucking come back and apologize

maybe it did, ever think about that wise guy?

Goddammit at this rate I'm going to start another Fire Sark thread and get myself banned again. GhostOfGhostOfTomChairman is on the menu boys!

We run a 3 man front on D that requires exceptional LB play and we have shit LBs. You can't make this shit up

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Can we please just buy all the best recruits, have one good season, then let the NCAA give us the death penalty?

This is what we SHOULD do.  But we won't because it's not the "Texas way".  Plenty of people on this board are quite happy with 8-4 seasons, as long as Texas remains "clean" and has "class".

I kind of hope after this loss the entire team and coaching staff resign. Let’s start from scratch.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Sure. A perfect image for our program.

Holy fucking shit. It's been a while since I lived in Austin. She lost her first city council race while I was there before I moved, I damn near fell out of my chair when I saw she somehow must have ran again and won.

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

When we come back to win this bitch you guys will be sorry....

Seriously though if we do, some one post in the bball thread as that's where we will all be. Thanks.

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14 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Not cool.

Why?

Twice before the Horns have lost 8 or more games.  Dana X Bible lost to Kansas in 1938.  Ended his season at 1-8.  Ed Price had a 1-9 season with his only victory being over Tulane.  7 loss seasons involved to much math. 

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

I wonder if Kansas thinks winning is hard 

When they play us, no.  When they play anyone not Texas, yes.

51 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They were calling Washington Moochie when he scored the TD. Fucking dumbass ESPNU broadcast team. 

Right 

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I kind of hope after this loss the entire team and coaching staff resign. Let’s start from scratch.

Is there a rec league flag football team we can bring on to replace?

7 minutes ago, lonestar3 said:

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Aged well it has not. 

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