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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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Just now, Horn80 said:

This is a coaching failure. 

You are so lost.  Nope, it's a PLAYER issue.

 

Put 8 on the line and just run . Fuck it.

I'm convinced BJ Foster either has a traumatic brain injury or he started betting on games.  Maybe both.

we are both having bad nights     your coach should be gone     

5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

And now Ole Piss is gonna piss it away. Great!

Good. Put more pressure on. I hope aggy wins the SEC and makes the playoff. Maybe then our hopeless leadership will get it through their thick fucking skulls how sorry we are. 

Hahaha, we’re breaking ESPNs shit.

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Just now, Patricio Swayze said:


You are fucking stupid. How about that?

Vag hurt? LOL

Maybe the entire team was dyslexic and they keep getting gas and breaks confused

10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That Bo Davis rant really helped this week.

Everyone who negged you in that thread needs to fucking come back and apologize

It's OK. I earned a lot of those negs. All in good fun.

 

I thought Charlie’s team loss to Kansas by a FG in OT was unacceptable and humiliating for the program, and now Texas is down by three touchdowns at halftime to a 1-8 Kansas team playing at DKR. I’m out of words to describe the level of disgust and infuriating disappointment this team is making me feel. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Good. Put more pressure on. I hope aggy wins the SEC and makes the playoff. Maybe then our hopeless leadership will get it through their thick fucking skulls how sorry we are. 

Fuck it, let Baylor into CFP.  Twist that knife even deeper.

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

7 loss seasons involved to much math. 

Well we have a couple of those recently too.

Card should be moved to the secondary next week. he's a decent athlete if he can stand some contact he might have a future, otherwise fuck him

Just now, cabowabo said:

Card has taken his last snap at UT. 

UTSA wouldn't even want him.

Remember when Charles won us two games as a RB in 07.  Yea that should be the plan with #5 here

It’s only been 13 years since they won a road game. Colt was a Jr.

Vag hurt? LOL

Did I hurt your feelings? Probably not as much as I hurt your mom’s guts last night.

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever seen.

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Reserved for some of the more mind numbing shit this team is just destined to do.


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1 minute ago, JonBonQuiQui said:

My stepdad sent me this at halftime lol

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Can’t even spell Tom Herman right. 

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Did I hurt your feelings? Probably not as much as I hurt your mom’s guts last night.

You still bruised down there? Hahaha.  Keep on internet tough guy.  I mean, you should channel that anger by driving to DKR and suiting up for the team.  It's means so much, right?

 

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2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever 

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You still bruised down there? Hahaha.  Keep on internet tough guy.  I mean, you should channel that anger by driving to DKR and suiting up for the team.  It's means so much, right?
 

Wait, you are serious? What is wrong with you?
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

We look like a monkey fucking a football.

We look like a monkey with Down’s syndrome getting fucked with a football.

Fuck you Big 12, the new Conference USA. Every game Texas plays is against a team and fuckin zebras.

Holy shit I hate this team. That was the worst hold I’ve ever seen.

Solid tackle, though

Yea yea yea....but now the defense is going to take the field

So just checked the score and holy fuck am I glad I decided to not watch this shit show and see the Stars instead. 

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Our TEs run like they are weighed down by gold bars in their pockets. 

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