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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

Gravity's gone

So I'll meet you at the bottom if there really is one
They always told me when you hit it you'll know it
But I've been falling so long it's like gravity's gone and I'm just floating

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Texas is hitting rock bottom tonight. Maybe that's what Sark & his team is trying to achieve here tonight.

I know it’s from Shaggy, but scat is scat....

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Wait, what happened? Why did Kansas punt???

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck the Brock’s all of them 

We need to build a statue at DKR of pigs fucking the Brocks

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Jerrin Thompson is just as shit as foster and Brockermeyer 

You mean the scrappy borderline 4 star that we stole from TEXAS TECH?!

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Good thing, there is only one way to go if you lose to Kansas in football. Up, it can't get worse than that can it?

 

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someone photoshop Sark’s face onto this

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13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

And you’re here to talk about it with us. What does that say about your life?

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Big 12 zebras, a species that needs to go extinct

We're so bad, the zebras aren't even worth getting worked up over anymore.

Just now, alphahorn said:

We need to build a statue at DKR of pigs fucking the Brocks

Would you want your kids joining this shit show?

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

Sacrificing a bunch of white girls to the baptist gods gets you alot.

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1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

Newton's 3rd Law of Motion: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Oh bullshit. 
 

kansas coaches would take our players and destroy us with them.

At this point, it's not the talent, it's the attitude.  

Just now, feces hurling monkey said:

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just now, feces hurling monkey said:

Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?

Someone else's, or your own?

Aggy about to take the lead in Oxford. That fucking program is light years ahead of Texas and the gap is growing rapidly, quickly.  

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Wait, what happened? Why did Kansas punt???

Cause Brock wasn't in.

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Aggy about to take the lead in Oxford. That fucking program is light years ahead of Texas and the gap is growing rapidly, quickly.  

They're a good team, don't get me wrong.  But not an elite one.

Which just further serves to illustrate how gawdawful ours is right now.

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Baylor has nailed 3 head coaching hires in a row. Us?

True

Who the fuck is 24 at running back? Kirko grindz still got eligibility? 

If Sark doesn’t start drinking again after tonight, he might need heroin.

Sorry… this shit would make a fucking Mormon get inebriated.

We can't even go in motion correctly

Just now, Clintonaldo said:

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

Steve Sarkisian had a head coaching resume for everyone to see.

We hired him anyway.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

At this point, it's not the talent, it's the attitude.  

it's both

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Newton's 3rd Law of Motion: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

No there isn’t 

1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

 

I was thinking about this earlier. It doesn’t make sense. 

Well, a good bit of it is that the coaches weren't fired for performance.

This is really bad obviously but it wouldn't be historically bad if we had a healthy QB worth a shit. 

Just now, millhouse said:

Who the fuck is 24 at running back? Kirko grindz still got eligibility? 

Brooks averaging like over 6 yards a carry when he’s got chances.  

Milwee and sark should really teach Thompson to not overthrow Worthy twice a game. 

stop god damn celebrating youre down 2 touchdowns 

Too bad the defense isn’t going to stop this juggernaut of a Kansas offense 

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