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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

So is our starting QB who is kind of balling right now. 

Just now, Colonel Mustard said:

Everybody in there cars on the radio back to Plano , ya'll done missed the greatest comeback, of all time. OF ALL TIME!

That game doesn't deserve this game being compared to it at all...at fucking all.

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Brooks is going to go off in the fourth quarter. We are going to win. And it's going to turn around our season. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just ate a bunch of healing crystals.

Try smoking them next time…

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

I’ve been saying this for years. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Robinson was the one bright spot this shitty season. 

Worthy says Hi, could and should be Freshman AA.

Shitty defense is still shitty and has yet to shat all they shit. 

Looks like Foster isn’t on the field. That’s an improvement.
2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Shut the fuck up. All our games are meaningless if you look at it that way.

Every big12 game since 2015 okie lite has been meaningless. If they will rig a game that sloppy and obviously never again will any game in the big12 matter.

We can hear the game from where we live (sound is traveling most excellently tonight) and my kid came in and asked if somebody was shooting off fireworks, and I told him that was just UT scoring several times over the last quarter.  He looked even more confused.  It's like he's forgotten what Smokey sounds like.

1 minute ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

We don’t have any of the top State talent. 

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

I think it's just us, our best in state players go to Alabama and Ohio St. 

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Robinson was the one bright spot this shitty season. 

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

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Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

3 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Where is this better line going to come from?

Human Sacrifice.

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

At least it wasn't his lower body. 

Hope he transfers somewhere nice and wins the Heisman.

I hate you more than this team.

Just now, hookem48 said:

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

Don't forget about Gia.

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

Just the ones we get. The good ones sign with tOSU, Bama, and Clemson.

I really want to get some rest but I have to watch how this will fall apart in the end.  
 

Am I a masochist?  

Just now, hookem48 said:

you haven't seen Worthy play I guess

Stand corrected.

Hudson Card need never take another snap at Texas.

Fire the defense — coaches and players — into the sun. I’ll keep Bo Davis.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

FIGHT!!!!

 

2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Worthy says Hi, could and should be Freshman AA.

Stand corrected.

3 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

I think it's just us, our best in state players go to Alabama and Ohio St. 

This is true, but THSFB historically could be counted on to produce deep classes at most positions.  That's no longer true.  Especially, it seems, on defense and in the trenches.

Mack Brown used to be able to just recruit the state and do just fine.

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16 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

If ku gets 2 more tds, itll be the most points they have scored since 2007 vs nebraska

Back when they were a good team. 

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no Bijan, Sark better come up with some shit now

Maybe they fired PK at the half. Something is different on D.

Kansas’s roster is just worse than ours.
5 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Our two best players by a mile are from out of state. Texas High School football is full of pussies 

No, the good ones don't go to Texas anymore.  That's the problem.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Fuck the haters. This team sucks, but i dont wanna lose to fucking kansas, at home. And bijan is out and casey and x man are trying to carry the team on their backs

 

 

fuck it, lets go Texas!!!!

I don’t want to lose to these fucks either.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Anything on twitters about Bijan 

In 10 minutes?

This is one of the funniest win probability graphs I've ever seen.

 

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this team gives me fucking anxiety. im turning on julia childs and learning how to cook

 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

In 10 minutes?

Bro

do you even Twitter they know before it happens 

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomChairman said:

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