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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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So why did we punt on 4th and 5 when we’re relying on this hot bag of leftover gravy defense to get a stop?

Just now, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wow, just saw my friend post that some Kansas students came down to sit in their (UT) section, and one of them thought it'd be funny to pour a beer all over her 11-year-old daughter. Security was non-existent and they left at the half. She said she went berserk and is pretty sure there's video footage of her going totally apeshit.

Wait til you hear about what their football team is doing to ours 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

That's hot.  What does she look like?

Doesn’t matter because she was an amazing woman.  But getting a Last Tango in Paris vibe from you….lol

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wow, just saw my friend post that some Kansas students came down to sit in their (UT) section, and one of them thought it'd be funny to pour a beer all over her 11-year-old daughter. Security was non-existent and they left at the half. She said she went berserk and is pretty sure there's video footage of her going totally apeshit.

So we couldn't even kick that kid's ass in the stands? Seems right. 

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I would like to see that sideline catch again.

I think we've all seen enough of them tonight, thanks though

Just now, Horn80 said:

Doesn’t matter because she was an amazing woman.  But getting a Last Tango in Paris vibe from you….lol

I hadn't thought about that.  Now I'm thinking about that.

Ok, need a stop here. I'll take a turnover too ofcourse

Damn O tripped

 

or blocked

Edited by Bigbend1812

Hahahahahahha we suck so fucking much. Nice sack Dmo.

Jesus fucking christ. Did i just watch a free blitzer trip over his own stupid fucking feet?

Foster hasn't ran hard all game. Slow again on that 3rd down catch. What a bitch.

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Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Damn O tripped

 

or blocked

not tripped, blocked to the ground by a pinky

There's an episode of Succession called "Shitshow at the Fuck Factory." 

 

This game made me think of it.

I love our blitzers who just run the fuck right by the play.

Just now, alphahorn said:

Foster is dog shit

Yep, he should have picked that but he ran away from it.

Good God we look like Keystone Cops on defense.  Blew up the wrong fucking guy.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Jesus fucking christ. Did i just watch a free blitzer trip over his own stupid fucking feet?

Milwee and Sark should really teach our free blitzers to NOT trip over their own feet 

Edited by Hank_Hill

Meh I’m gonna go get shot down for sex. Later gents 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I hadn't thought about that.  Now I'm thinking about that.

I’m ready for a stuck of butter from watching this shit.

Fuck me. Backup QB dropping dimes against our shitty ass DB’s. 

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Does a time out cancel a false start? Lulz

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