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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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We can make any TE look like Travis Kelce. Except our own. 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Meh I’m gonna go get shot down for sex. Later gents 

Get married , I turned down sex for watching this shit show...I'm tired 

8 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Scoreboard watching aggy and hoping for them to lose to soften the pain and embarrassment of our sorry ass program is so aggy.  

Our fathers and grandfathers turned Yankee Polish jokes from WWII into aggy jokes in Texas. 

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Just now, Gut Wagon said:

We can make any TE look like Travis Kelce. Except our own. 

Burnt ends baby 

What would a win like do?  Would a win over the worst Texas team in history that’s lost 4 in a row isn’t gonna do shit. 

Generally against flaming players on Twitter but Foster needs to be verbally abused. I've never seen a Longhorn display this little effort. 

Fighting for our lives against Kansas with less than 9 mins to go

Foster is the worst 5 star safety refusing to play linebacker of all time.

fuck everyone on this team besides Bijan, Rojo, Worthy, Casey, and coach Bo.  Get rid of everyone else. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Generally against flaming players on Twitter but Foster needs to be verbally abused. I've never seen a Longhorn display this little effort. 

Wrong. 

Foster makes brockermyer look like a first rounder 

Obvious from the formation.  1 guy on one receiver, 1 guy 10 yards back covering the 2nd receiver on the same side when the ball is on the 2.  one of them gets open.

Meh I’m gonna go get shot down for sex. Later gents 

Just let him know he doesn’t need to be gentle and you can take the length.

My favorite thing in the whole game so far was a brief shot of Jet Bush flexing after someone else made a tackle after a six yard gain by KU.

Kick Foster off of this team.  He is fucking horrible.  There is no way he is even trying.  

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1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

We are so comedically dumb.

I’m not laughing. I can’t even enjoy the aggy misery. 

Just now, Stunns38 said:

We must fire PK before next week’a game, must.

We must fire PK before he leaves the stadium.  And kick BJ off the team for fixing games.

I can't believe there are still fans in the stands

They want to get their $10 ticket’s worth.
Just now, alphahorn said:

Meanwhile we can't stop Timme either. 13-7 zags

Timme is actually good. 

I want immamac to ban every dipshit that said we would absolutely with this game this past week. No quarter. Bunch of fucking idiots.

So, I guess this kills any hope we backdoor our way into the playoff

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