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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

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i'd like to see Gbenda and Brock in a 100 meter race, but I don't have the time

I see Sark’s plan. Get behind by 20 in 1st half THEN comeback and win. 
 

Can’t blow a 3rd qtr lead if you never have one

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

Just now, dcar00 said:

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

And Orlando. That should not happen at any level of football. 

My daughter’s cheerleading team could have picked up that weak blitz.

1 minute ago, TXpride said:

Is it too early in Sark's tenure to start hoping we lose? Because I'm there.

I am not fucking kidding.  lose to kansas and we fire your ass and we dont pay a god damned dime.  go to court and challenge it for 8 god damned years. 

That late blitz really worked to help get the WR open. 

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

This team is pitiful and helpless.

An embarrassment.
 
 

 

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

How does sark's seat get if they take the L at home?

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He should be fired. You can't lose to Kansas at home and keep your job at Texas.

What I don't understand is how this team has gotten so much worse. We should have beat OU. We kicked the shit out of Tech. What happened?

I'm serious when I say this team makes me feel physically ill in my depths. How the fuck did we get here. It is unbelievable how fuck mismanaged this program has become. It is fucking mind fucking motherfucking mind blowing.

We should fire Coach K by the end of this post. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What? He might be ultimately responsible but he isn't in charge of everything that happens. Do you understand how a football coaching staff works?

You cannot be fucking serious.

 

 

He’s in charge of ALL of it.

Was the cupboard that bare with the defense or we just haven’t got a clue 

So, I’m noticing that the Christmas movies have started on the Hallmark channel. Maybe tonight’s movie will feature a woman who has a high-powered job, ends up in a small town on assignment, and ends up falling for a local guy who is central to putting on the annual Christmas Festival.

A fucking Hallmark movie marathon would be a better, and more masculine, use of our time than watching this shittastic team another second.

Do any of y’all remember a worse Texas team? I can’t.

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

We don’t need 4 years.  I think this coach is a worse hire than Charlie Strong and I never though those words would come out of my mouth.  A 1-8 Kansas team is taking us to the woodshed in year 1.  I don’t need to see anymore.  Cut your losses now.  This is going to be bad, ain’t no transfer or decent recruits coming to play for this shit or this staff.

I said it in one of the other threads - Travis Scott has solid Texas roots, could recruit well, and there's not a lot that will stop him.

Just now, dcar00 said:

Your move cdc.

"We're putting a rollercoaster on Bevo Boulevard next year!"

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He should be fired. You can't lose to Kansas at home and keep your job at Texas.

Get ready.

Just now, NashLonghorn said:

Was the cupboard that bare with the defense or we just haven’t got a clue 

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

If we put our backups end at every position, we could not do worse than what we are doing now. 

Everyone calm down.  We clearly watched the MSU - Auburn game and are following the Mike Leach game plan.  Give up 2 more TDs without scoring and we'll have them right where we want them.

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

We should fire Coach K by the end of this post. 

The fish rots at the head.

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Y’all, Duke football beat Kansas… Think about that for a second.

Kansas only win is against an FCS school in South Dakota.   And barley a win 17-14.   Think about that for a second. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Do any of y’all remember a worse Texas team? I can’t.

Nah. We're gonna go 4-8.

Time for Texas to put its dick on the table and fire the head coach before completing the first season. Show everybody our standard is higher than this shit show. 

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

maybe if Casey didn't have a 3 second wind up to throw it would help the oline.

Or if he rolled out or stepped up, or just did anything a normal QB would do. 

4 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

We’re going to get steamrolled by fucking Kansas 

Just wait till the second half…

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