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Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one

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Y’all talking about him being fired, lol. CDC ain’t doing shit but switching out food trucks on Bevo Blvd.

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It's amazing how we play so far back, yet we still let everyone run wide open.

When we beat Bama next year, we better not storm the field

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What I don't understand is how this team has gotten so much worse. We should have beat OU. We kicked the shit out of Tech. What happened?

no one was paying attention when Tech's backup qb came in and threw for a 1,000 yards and 3 or four tds on this defense, it was a sign

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What I don't understand is how this team has gotten so much worse. We should have beat OU. We kicked the shit out of Tech. What 

Steve Sarkisian is a pussy. They coached any hard nose out of them

 Pac12 pussy bullshit

1 minute ago, Deej said:

"We're putting a rollercoaster on Bevo Boulevard next year!"

I don't really mind Bevo Boulevard, but that midway thing has got to go.

Anybody got a streaming link for this shit show?

Ole Piss vs. aggy is a fun game

14 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Thank God we have a bunch of key recruits here to see this shit

There were some?

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

So, I’m noticing that the Christmas movies have started on the Hallmark channel. Maybe tonight’s movie will feature a woman who has a high-powered job, ends up in a small town on assignment, and ends up falling for a local guy who is central to putting on the annual Christmas Festival.

A fucking Hallmark movie marathon would be a better, and more masculine, use of our time than watching this shittastic team another second.

Do any of y’all remember a worse Texas team? I can’t.

He runs a B&B with his daughter from his previous wife who died tragically several years ago

Just now, alphahorn said:

When we beat Bama next year, we better not storm the field

I say if we cover the 4 TD spread we storm the field. 

Maybe they'll go to a running clock and it will end in time for basketball.

This shit just keep getting more and more embarrassing. I didn't think I'd ever see another Texas coach as bad as CS. And here we are. Herman's smug ass is somewhere just laughing away

Good strategy by Sark, making sure we don't have a lead at the half to blow

Just now, Covri said:

Anybody got a streaming link for this shit show?

Just do a search for goatse 

Historically bad territory dead ahead 

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

Or effort... I'm going both at this point.  Texas shouldn't need coaches to beat this Kansas team... so players don't care at all. The got called out as pussies and are responding as only a bunch of pussies would.

Gotta agree with the "brisket", I've been watching Longhorn football since I was 10 years old or so.  This is a sad situation.  

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

This is worse than charlie. Guys wide open everywhere. Running lanes like 183 at 3am

Kansas is gonna kick our ass.

Your move cdc.

 

He’ll expand menu options and provide a larger silent disco 

2 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

No way sark survives this. 

If that really is the case (I doubt it is, unfortunately), then hopefully they beat us by 3 TD's.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

no one was paying attention when Tech's backup qb came in and threw for a 1,000 yards and 3 or four tds on this defense, it was a sign

Honestly I thought we had a couple of lapses, called off the dogs and was playing prevent to kill clock.  Obviously I was wrong

I doubt we get blown out but if so, the crowd needs to leave that stadium empty in the 4th qtr like Route 66.

1 minute ago, Covri said:

Anybody got a streaming link for this shit show?

No one give it to him. Let him enjoy his night. Doing this for you. 

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

We don't have the talent of Kansas? IT"S FUCKING COACHINNG!

No no no.

 

 

we have to give him 15 years. No matter how bad he is. Otherwise, we’ve got unreasonable expectations.

Texas has no QB so a 14 point deficit feels like this one is over since we can’t come close to stopping the vaunted Kansas run game. 

Staring 4-8 in the eyes. It’s happening. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I say if we cover the 4 TD spread we storm the field. 

we might need to storm the field if we beat kansas by 1

Too bad the Gonzaga game couldn't tip off right about now.

Does Charlie Strong give up 14 points in one quarter to Kansas? I don't think so and he was a garbage head coach 

LOL at these fucking chumps.  Virgins popping cherries on TDs

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