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You’re a fucking embarrassment to the sport of football on any level. You’re offensive to anything resembling a man. You’re the biggest fucking joke outside of 1916 Cumberland and I’d wager they would beat your asses up and down the field. It a nutshell. Go fuck yourself you overrated garbage 

(not you 2,5, or 8. ) I’m sorry you guys are wasting your college careers 

Was gonna say this is harsh but then last two plays were a pick 6 and kickoff touch at the 2 so… yeah

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1 minute ago, achooloco said:

Was gonna say this is harsh but then last two plays were a pick 6 and kickoff touch at the 2 so… yeah

Fuck ‘em all they can hit the portal. A true embarrassment to the entire state 

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Just now, CurlyDumps said:

“What’s your Venmo? You definitely deserve my $10/month.”

@FuckTexasFootball21

Bunch of mentally weak, coddled bitches resting on their HS accolades  (Except 2, 5, and 8 ) 

Can’t handle adversity.  Soft. Just fucking soft beta bitches.  Nick Saban couldn’t win with these guys

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These pussies are getting nuts dragged across their face and enjoying it 

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This thread is Texags. But yea.

Fuck this shit. I’m tired of this pompous arrogance. Our team sucks ass. We have no fucking high ground. In fact I’d even fuck a sheep if we just won games

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck this shit. I’m tired of this pompous arrogance. Our team sucks ass. We have no fucking high ground. In fact I’d even fuck a sheep if we just won games

That’s cool. But a thread talking directly to players and 4 other threads like it is Texags as fuck.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s cool. But a thread talking directly to players and 4 other threads like it is Texags as fuck.

We are that bro. It’s time you start realizing it. And we have been for years now

Just now, taybo20 said:

We are that bro. It’s time you start realizing it. And we have been for years now

Well, our football program sucking shouldn’t mean we’re a bumbling gaggle of sheep fucking retards. But you do you.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Well, our football program sucking shouldn’t mean we’re a bumbling gaggle of sheep fucking retards. But you do you.

I mean you post here too. You aren’t any better lol

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I mean you post here too. You aren’t any better lol

Than the average person on Texags? Yea gonna have to disagree with ya there bud

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Than the average person on Texags? Yea gonna have to disagree with ya there bud

Pompous arrogance lol

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

We have become the joke

Have become a joke?  We’ve been a joke for several years.  

Just now, taybo20 said:

Pompous arrogance lol

Weird hill to die on, but uhhh keep up the self depreciation train. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Weird hill to die on, but uhhh keep up the self depreciation train. 

You keep responding and proving the point. And I can do this all day

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

You keep responding and proving the point. And I can do this all day

Please keep feeling level with a Texags poster. I will continue to feel pretty good about myself, gig’em bruther!

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Please keep feeling level with a Texags poster. I will continue to feel pretty good about myself, gig’em bruther!

You are being texags by responding. You are too dense to realize it

I think 14 is fine too.  He might lack for ability but he damn sure doesn't lack for effort and he looks like he's the only one that gives a fuck on D.

Just now, taybo20 said:

You are being texags by responding. You are too dense to realize it

Nuhuh you are

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2 minutes ago, Hozz said:

I think 14 is fine too.  He might lack for ability but he damn sure doesn't lack for effort and he looks like he's the only one that gives a fuck on D.

I’ll allow it 

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Nobody on our defense wants to actually play

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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Have you seen this defense.   The finest collection of slack jawed pussies in the history of athletics sports. Kansas will score 56 points 

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Honestly even if Texas were to magically come back and the defense grew a pulse my statement still stand. These losers are a fucking embarrassment to humanity 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Have you seen this defense.   The finest collection of slack jawed pussies in the history of athletics sports. Kansas will score 56 points 

They will name their final score in this game. They are doing to us what we did we Tech earlier this year.

This team is full of embarrassing fucking losers. If you are on this team and reading this, fuck you. You are an embarrassment and don’t deserve to wear the uniform.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

Nailed it!

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I know! Thanks.

Reverse jinx worked. Hell yeah.

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Hell ricky I was high when I said all this. 
 

Great job. Texas!!!!! Fighttttt

18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Reverse jinx worked. Hell yeah.

did it?

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18 minutes ago, futureman said:

did it?

Schoolered

33391FBB-7A5D-4E6D-8EE4-96819BC60886.pngPosted on another thread, but on the chance that any of these players looks here I want them to see it.  The only inaccuracy is the little blonde could kick all of your pansy asses.

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

This thread will look very dumb when we erase this 21 point deficit. We really fucking suck but KU is KU. They can’t sustain this.

You are the kiss of death dude. Helo'd!

should really be directed at the athletic department but i whole heartedly agree with the sentiments

44 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I know! Thanks.

Lulz

26 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

You are the kiss of death dude. Helo'd!

If schooler had made a catch most 7th grade B team players could make I would’ve been right.

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