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Black Saturday were. In Texas football history, the most embarrassing shit in Texas history were complete disembowelments at the hands of OU. Raped, 4 games. Looking for next of kin in the 2Q.  248-65. Beyond shitfests.
 
This will put all that to shame. And it won't be close. 
 
Mack can die happily if this comes to fruition.
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Yeah, this is the worst loss is the history of Texas football. Vaginal team that hasn't won on the road since fucking Obama was in office. Fucking abysmal at football, much less when it has to play in another stadium. 

Just criminal.

I don’t think you have your number presidential/big 12 football history correct.  ESPN says Kansas last road win on league play was in autumn of 2008

4 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Is sark the worst coach in Texas history?  I would have to think so. 

He and Charlie can have a make-a-wish fist fight to sort it out 

Black Saturday were

The most embarrassing shit

Texas history 

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He and Charlie can have a make-a-wish fist fight to sort it out 

Vodka can be made from potatoes.

Advantage aggy!

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I have to laugh watching these interviews with dudes after they beat us, all misty eyed and voice cracking with joy and gratitude to the Football Gods.

I wanna just grab them, shake ‘em for a second and say simply, “Dude, it’s just not that big of a deal”.

Save that shit for when you beat UTSA.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

I have to laugh watching these interviews with dudes after they beat us, all misty eyed and voice cracking with joy and gratitude to the Football Gods.

I wanna just grab them, shake ‘em for a second and say simply, “Dude, it’s just not that big of a deal”.

Save that shit for when you beat UTSA.

I was thinking the same thing. Why are you all chest puffy about beating Texas?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I was thinking the same thing. Why are you all chest puffy about beating Texas?

why do you think?

we are diminished, of course, but we are still texas. ever though we suck, the other big xii teams take a lot of joy in our downfall.

you think the visigoths gave a fuck about the cultural corruption of the romans? no, they were sick of their shit, and when they could beat them, they would.

15 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Black Saturday were

The most embarrassing shit

Texas history 

 

But you told me he was the guy.

 

(at least you told me that we couldn’t lean on 80+ games of Sark’s career to decide if he was mediocre or not)

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20 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Is sark the worst coach in Texas history?  I would have to think so. 

If he ain't, there aren't many below him.

In Fayetteville Arkansas right now and these dipshit hog fans are more jacked up about the Kansas win than their own...

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

If he ain't, there aren't many below him.

It don’t take long to call roll.

Darrel Royal, from the grave.

4 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

(at least you told me that we couldn’t lean on 80+ games of Sark’s career to decide if he was mediocre or not)

Wrong thatguy. Learn how to internet, bitch (sorry it’s the booze talking). 

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I was thinking the same thing. Why are you all chest puffy about beating Texas?

1:11 mark

 

3 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Wrong thatguy. Learn how to internet, bitch (sorry it’s the booze talking). 

😂

 

Fair enough!

13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

why do you think?

we are diminished, of course, but we are still texas. ever though we suck, the other big xii teams take a lot of joy in our downfall.

you think the visigoths gave a fuck about the cultural corruption of the romans? no, they were sick of their shit, and when they could beat them, they would.

It’s still not a big deal.

28 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Black Saturday were

The most embarrassing shit

Texas history 

 

Haiku.  Nicely done.

2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Haiku.  Nicely done.

But is it iambic pentameter?

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Beating Texas used to be a big deal because we were traditionally one of the best teams in the country in at least two major sports.

Now it's just a big deal because we're rich and big. But now we're like the kid who shows up in $500 shoes, wristbands, headband, and $800 prescription goggles but who can't play worth a shit. So they laugh because they beat the rich kid. They don't laugh because he beat a good rich kid.

Beating Texas it simply crapping on the name brand, not beating a power team, or even a good team.

16 minutes ago, Cajun said:

1:11 mark

 

A nacho fountain?  Where can I get me one of those?

@Bullneck  you really are an obsessed lil fucker aren’t you?  Lulz 

negging everyone of my posts for the last few hours since I called you out on being over aggys nuts 

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I lived through:

  • 10-9
  • 46-3
  • Too many OU blowouts to count
  • 66-3
  • 66-15
  • 60-40
  • 55-17

And all the rest of them.  I survived.  This year was lost.  

 

TBH, I though we were going to win in overtime.  Would that mean we are any good?  Hell, no.  We suck.  But we tied it up.  
 

2 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

@Bullneck  you really are an obsessed lil fucker aren’t you?  Lulz 

negging everyone of my posts for the last few hours since I called you out on being over aggys nuts 

Like I said, just put me on ignore if it bothers you that much. You seem young.  We'll see how you feel about aggy in a few years.  

 

And get some counseling.  I think there's something wrong with you.

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31 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

why do you think?

we are diminished, of course, but we are still texas. ever though we suck, the other big xii teams take a lot of joy in our downfall.

you think the visigoths gave a fuck about the cultural corruption of the romans? no, they were sick of their shit, and when they could beat them, they would.

Pos rep just for finding a way to bring Visigoths and Romans into a UT football discussion.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Like I said, just put me on ignore if it bothers you that much.  And get some counseling.  I think there's something wrong with you.

Lol. Why?  I’ve interacted with you like twice.   Both today (I guess this is the third). 
 

im so curious. 
 

and “like you said”. When did you say that?!  I’m so confused as well 

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Just now, ONE YARD said:

Lol. Why?  I’ve interacted with you like twice.   Both today (I guess this is the third). 
 

im so curious. 

Like I said, just ignore me.  

 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Like I said, just ignore me.  

 

But why?!? And when did you say it before??  Are you confusing me with someone else?  

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

So this is rock bottom, right?

I've found that there is no bottom, and it only ever gets worse. It's been a bit of a theme for the last decade or so. 

2 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

But why?!? And when did you say it before??  Are you confusing me with someone else?  

I posted two updates on the aggy Ole Miss and you negged me for it.  If it bothers you so much, just keep scrolling or put me on ignore.  

 

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8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Like I said, just ignore me.  

8 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

But why?!? And when did you say it before??  Are you confusing me with someone else?  

both of y’all are fat, gaping pussies. 

I have to agree with this being the worst. Baylor in 1997 was bad as was Kansas in 2016. The difference is those 2 were when you knew that the tenures of those coaches were ending. It was the final straw. This is a terrible loss to continue a losing streak that hasn't happened since 1956. And it's his first season. 

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

A nacho fountain?  Where can I get me one of those?

Depends.  Do you want Gouda?

I know a guy.

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This is the level of competition we lost to:

 

 

 

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if we just had better players....

He needs to go at this point. Let the volleyball coach take over or something.

Going off the betting line, tonight was a bigger upset than 2016. We were 23 point favorites back then and 30 point favorites tonight

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

This is the level of competition we lost to:

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

He needs to go at this point. Let the volleyball coach take over or something.

I don't know why, but this post has me rolling.

Well done mah dude!

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

This is the level of competition we lost to:

 

 

 

I hate to say it, but good for him. He'll never pay for another drink in the state of Kansas.

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