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these guys should be paying us to watch this bullshit

23 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

these guys should be paying us to watch this bullshit

don't be a bitch.   Burnt Ends is about attracting talent to campus, not being a bitch ass motherfucker.    Go check out the Listen Up thread for details.  

 

What the fuck, fuck you. Please don’t involve yourself with the athletes at all if you’re going to be a bitch about it. 

I think Jermichael Finley had more yards in that one half against OU than our tight ends have combined since 2016. 

4 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

What the fuck, fuck you. Please don’t involve yourself with the athletes at all if you’re going to be a bitch about it. 

Fuck these bitch asses 😂 

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i'd literally have more fun burning $10 bills than I would watching these fuck asses play football

dark times indeed, fellas.  

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Burnt Ends is about the future, not the present.  We need to get talent to campus to help this team out.  Yes, it's painful now.  Cancelling just makes things worse for you and the team. 

these guys should be paying us to watch this bullshit

At least hold up through the end of the year dollar commitment. I asked how much it would be to make me whole, but I want the shit off my books asap. One charge, no more monthly payments.

The loss to Kansas hits different when you remember you're paying these pussies.

As I understand it, the owner of this website is contractually obligated to pay the players for this year and it’s personally guaranteed.  Canceling won’t “send a message” to the program or anything like that, it will just fuck over the guys that own this site.  Don’t cancel, just get some booze and yell the word “fuck” at your TV over and over until you feel better.

It’s an interesting strategy. In the college game I think you’d be better off just paying 2 really good players on each side of the ball a fuck ton of money vs spreading it out over a group.

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

i'd literally have more fun burning $10 bills than I would watching these fuck asses play football

Should help with inflation. 

Just slowly move the jock away from your nose and put it in the waste basket.

Admitting you have a problem was the first step.

We’re here for you.

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Burnt Ends is about the future, not the present.  We need to get talent to campus to help this team out.  Yes, it's painful now.  Cancelling just makes things worse for you and the team. 

We get talent to campus.

And then . . . 

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Burnt Ends is about the future, not the present.  We need to get talent to campus to help this team out.  Yes, it's painful now.  Cancelling just makes things worse for you and the team. 

Cancelling Burnt Ends on fucking surly horns means nothing, except the poor idiot who has now saved money. 

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

It’s an interesting strategy. In the college game I think you’d be better off just paying 2 really good players on each side of the ball a fuck ton of money vs spreading it out over a group.

Then the next recruit see that there are currently 2 guys getting paid and say fuck it, I am going somewhere else where everyone gets paid.   

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Then the next recruit see that there are currently 2 guys getting paid and say fuck it, I am going somewhere else where everyone gets paid.   

Why would said recruit wait to get paid on campus? When said recruit can get paid before?

12 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

What the fuck, fuck you. Please don’t involve yourself with the athletes at all if you’re going to be a bitch about it. 

Hi Cade

8 hours ago, BoomMF said:

The loss to Kansas hits different when you remember you're paying these pussies.

Actually, it should make you think the opposite.  Brewer did his job and had a TD yesterday.    

More money. That's what Texas needs to turn the corner.  We just never have enough money. Lulz. 

You’re a bitch if you pledged for the season and then stop. Fulfill your obligation and don’t come back if this thing ever gets turned around. 

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