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Fuck these losers minus X and Bijan Casey’s cool 

Maybe you should stop making these stupid fucking threads every week.

Was going to go but I don’t like to waste money on shit teams regardless of loyalty. WVU will win this by 20-24. It won’t be close. 

Edited by The Ace of Aces

Best case scenario, we have a huge Covid outbreak and cancel the last 2 games

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Was going to go but I don’t like to waste money on shit teams regardless of loyalty. WVU will win this by 20-24. It won’t be close. 

I have two tickets. Money is already spent and I still don't want to go...

Xavier Worthy could tweet "fuck Texas I'm transferring to OU - Boomer" and I'd be like "yeah man good for you, good luck!"

I'm going to Charlotte next weekend to catch Genesis in concert one last time before Phil Collins kicks the bucket.  I am planning to just enjoy the whole show and completely forget that Texas football even exists.  Good luck against WVU, you're gonna need it.

3 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

This is worse than seeing kathy bates naked

That's SMU alum Kathy Bates to you - mister.

Bigger fire?  Our program or the amount of couches burning after they win by 21+.

I lived in Biloxi, MS in the fall of 1995. I lived near Champaigne, IL in the fall of 1991.  Other than those two years, I've either attended in person, watched on TV, or listened on the radio (twice I was camping without a way to watch) to every single Longhorn game since the late 80s. 

But I'm not watching next week. I'm done with this shit. 

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12 minutes ago, sidis said:

Maybe you should stop making these stupid fucking threads every week.

I mean, it’s a game week thread. And title accordingly. We basically always have these. If someone needs to be blamed for this shit show beyond what happened on the field and you want to blame me, go ahead I guess. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, it’s a game week thread. And title accordingly. We basically always have these. If someone needs to be blamed for this shit show beyond what happened on the field and you want to blame me, go ahead I guess. 

You're a lot easier (and cheaper) to fire. It's the truest solution in all organizations known in mankind's history. Sorry Wulaw.

9 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

This is worse than seeing kathy bates naked

it's worse than eating out her ass 

I will be in Morgantown next weekend as tickets are bought and inside the window to cancel hotel. I fully expect to hear Country Roads sung after the game.

However, this is my third trip to WVU and I haven’t seen them lose there....yet.

Edited by mininghorn88

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it's worse than eating out her ass 

Everyone's different and I'm not kink-shaming, but at least for me there's definitely a large spectrum between seeing Kathy Bates Naked > seeing Texas lose to Kansas > eating out Kathy Bates' ass.

I'll be there.  Really looking forward to Gettysburg on Sunday!

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

seeing Texas lose to Kansas > eating out Kathy Bates' ass

Larry David Reaction GIF

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I hate everything. 

Fuck you for reminding me that the season isn’t over yet.

2 hours ago, alphahorn said:

it's worse than eating out her ass 

Hell I'd take one for the team and do the deed myself if it guaranteed we never had to endure another humiliating, shitty loss like this one. 

But alas, it won't.

3 hours ago, orangebird said:

Hell I'd take one for the team and do the deed myself if it guaranteed we never had to endure another humiliating, shitty loss like this one. 

But alas, it won't.

Vic may do it for free if she gets a spray tan

9 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

You're a lot easier (and cheaper) to fire. It's the truest solution in all organizations known in mankind's history. Sorry Wulaw.

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I’m setting a personal goal to not watch the game this week. Theoretically, at kick off, I will be sitting down to eat bbq at Hurtado’s. I hope they don’t have a TV. If they do, I will ask them to change the channel if the game is on. If they refuse, I will break it.

Hey WVU, you suck too but don't feel bad, the ultimate elixir to fix all that ails you is about to visit your town. 

Don’t underestimate WVU’s hatred of the Horns. This will be a complete massacre.

I am speechless. I would like to think that KU scoring 3 TDs in the waning minutes of the first half was a self-inflicted disaster, but the 5 game losing streak does not lie. It's one thing or another in every loss. Since the first half of the OU game, the team has disappointed in one astonishing way after another. Outside of the ISU game, all the games were "almost Ws". Almosts is a leftover from the previous coaching staff.

I am looking forward to seeing which completely unheralded WVU player who hasn't touched a football all season can score on Texas this week.

Will be great to see WVU put in their 9th string QB only for Texas to defend him like he is the second coming of Tom Brady.

 

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game. 

 

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