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We’re going to get gang raped by toothless hillbillies.  I can hear the banjo music even now.

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

17 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Betting everything I own on WVU

Based on the Surly and Shaggy betting patterns, UT is a lock to win now.

Go ahead.  Make my day.

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

Same. Kind of glad I’ve not seen this shittiness in person. 

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

We’re going to get gang raped by toothless hillbillies.  I can hear the banjo music even now.

 

 

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Covid year and this year back to back years for the first time in my life old enough I’m not attending a game in person 

That was me for 25 years until the end of the 2017 season when I gave up my season tickets and haven’t been back since. No regrets so far either though an increase in quality of home game opponents in the SEC might make me feel differently

Thinking it’ll be a 49-13 or so WVU blowout. Wouldn’t surprise me if they got into the 50s but their offense is really quite bad. But better than Kansas’ so yea, it’ll be a massive asskicking. 

4 hours ago, bullet said:

Based on the Surly and Shaggy betting patterns, UT is a lock to win now.

Go ahead.  Make my day.

Might be worth it for me then

If anyone has tickets, airfare and hotel accommodations for free, I'll take them off your hands!  

On second thought, fuck that shit.

Their Oline isn’t very good and their QB is pretty bad.  But they have a good defense and their bad offense is playing our roadkill defense.  With all our weapons hurt and playing on the road in cold weather I doubt we will score more than 17.  I can see them putting up 31 against the fighting walk ons. So there you have it.  31-17.  

Already put money on WV -2.  This line should be 7+.

I tell myself I don’t care, but I do. 

Already put money on WV -2.  This line should be 7+.

I grabbed the line at -1.5. I will be watching this one closely to see how the line moves through the end of the week.
On 11/13/2021 at 10:32 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck these losers minus X and Bijan Casey’s cool 

I feel sorry for Xavier, Bijan and Casey because they're actually trying and have to carry the entire team every week... it's frustrating that no one else except RoJo will step up and help. 

Early forecast at kickoff:  45 degrees, mostly cloudy, no chance of precip., negligible 5mph winds.  

So yeah, we're fucked. Although they are a rowdy fanbase, that's not an intimidating stadium to play during the day.  

Then again, probably a third of our players aren't making the trip so maybe it will be a rough weekend.  

Please don't lose to WVU.

On 11/13/2021 at 11:01 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

Everyone's different and I'm not kink-shaming, but at least for me there's definitely a large spectrum between seeing Kathy Bates Naked > seeing Texas lose to Kansas > eating out Kathy Bates' ass.

It’s all one side of the spectrum, my friend. 

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

whatever.... we're gonna be a basketball school from now on. and swimming..

Swimming. 10 consecutive Big 12 titles, 5 national championships in the last 6 years. 

On 11/14/2021 at 1:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game. 

 

Well that's the only thing that would get me not to watch the game (assuming I was able).

23 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Does our swim coach know anythign about football?

He knows that he suck at football.

On 11/14/2021 at 4:32 PM, BrazilHorn said:

Same. Kind of glad I’ve not seen this shittiness in person. 

I haven't been to a Texas game since the Sugar Bowl.

On 11/14/2021 at 12:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game. 

 

Dodged that wretch but still getting Golic, Jr. on color.

It's what we deserve. 

 

I'm thinking 42-21.  PK is the fucking worst and we are without Bijan.  I can't see us holding WVU under 40.

On 11/14/2021 at 9:31 AM, tx 3 putt said:

There’s blood in the water 

Blood? There's just chunks of goddamn bone and carrion left floating on the surface. Surrounded by fat sharks. The program is now food for the floor dwelling scavengers picking over the remains. No better place for such a thing than Morgantown.

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Dodged that wretch but still getting Golic, Jr. on color.

It's what we deserve. 

 

Talk about nepotism, young Golic is a fucking tool.

On 11/15/2021 at 10:13 AM, n64ra said:

Please don't lose to WVU.

You don't lose any of the games you don't watch.

                - Wayne Gretzky

                     - Michael Scott

                           -Herpa Derpa

On 11/15/2021 at 9:13 AM, n64ra said:

Please don't lose to WVU.

Hey look guys, somebody still cares. This guarantees we'll lose.

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus we are super fucked at RB

It's the one position we have talent behind the starter. We have 5 RBs that I would not describe as super fucked. Blocking for any of them is what's super fucked.

27 minutes ago, B00M said:

It's the one position we have talent behind the starter. We have 5 RBs that I would not describe as super fucked. Blocking for any of them is what's super fucked.

We have turf toe and Concussion as 1-2 and Gabriel at 3. We are fucked lol 

14 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I can’t see us winning I just can’t.

It's like holding two deflated saggy bags of sand in my hands. 

I honest expect a 30 point blowout. 
 

but then again I don’t expect us to win another game until sark is gone. Two years. 
 

Next year vs bama might reach 77-0 levels 

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On 11/14/2021 at 9:34 AM, TexasGolf said:

We should win convincingly 

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On 11/13/2021 at 11:43 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

I'm debating if I wanna go to Jonestown next week or not.

Don't drink the kool-aid....

I think I should schedule a prostate exam for Sat. Better than the game, or a wash?

I predict we'll win by one or four or seventeen or lose by one or four or twenty-three.

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