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I'm debating if I wanna go to Jonestown next week or not.

I know a great joke about Jonestown, but I can’t tell you…




The punchlines too long…
11 hours ago, Theo Aquacates said:

I’d rather pick up all of the leaves in my yard than watch this JV team get throttled. 

Same. I'll be at work. If anything, we'll put the SMU-Cincy game on. That'll be more exciting to watch. 

On 11/13/2021 at 10:38 PM, sidis said:

Maybe you should stop making these stupid fucking threads every week.

i support the creation of these threads every week

It’s also amusing that these threads are full of dire predictions of blowouts, and then when we are blown out there are angry reaction threads with the same posters.  Like, oh if you drive that moped on I-35 you are going to get killed.  Then,  I can’t believe that guy got killed riding a moped on I-35

On 11/14/2021 at 12:55 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Would make total sense if Beth is assigned to do pxp for this game.

dude

On 11/14/2021 at 4:49 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

Thinking it’ll be a 49-13 or so WVU blowout. Wouldn’t surprise me if they got into the 50s but their offense is really quite bad. But better than Kansas’ so yea, it’ll be a massive asskicking. 

33 - 24

On 11/16/2021 at 11:25 AM, 4th&Five said:

I haven't been to a Texas game since the Sugar Bowl.

which one?

I would like to have seen West Virginia. 

I'm going to Charlotte next weekend to catch Genesis in concert one last time before Phil Collins kicks the bucket.  I am planning to just enjoy the whole show and completely forget that Texas football even exists.  Good luck against WVU, you're gonna need it.

So, you don’t care any more-a-errrr?

TEXAS HOMER:  Texas Longhorns vs. West Virginia Mountaineers: Full Game Preview & Breakdown 

The Toilet Bowl...  😋

West Virginia Mountaineers vs Texas Longhorns; Preview and Prediction

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               TEXAS                        VS                            WEST VIRGINIA

On 11/13/2021 at 10:33 PM, Message Board User said:

the whole team should come out clown suits.

That’s a good idea, for the intimidation factor. The opposing players are probably much more scared of clowns than they are of UT football players right now. 

only 1 healthy RB? QB with a bad throwing hand? Terrible OL/Defense?  Only Dunter the Punter & Dicker the Kicker are at a good performance level.  How does Texas have a chance? Last time in the state of WV forever, same for Iowa and Kansas(next year); they will be hyped. 

I just hope with K.Rob more than likely getting the start these next two weeks he goes “OFF” and shows Sark he has a legitimate 1-2 punch for next year!!!!!  And a real tool he can use with #7

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

TEXAS HOMER:  Texas Longhorns vs. West Virginia Mountaineers: Full Game Preview & Breakdown 

Looks like a cool rendition of  D.O. going through the portal.

The winning tradition has to start somewhere. Morgantown seems like a good place. Make the cry (and burn their couches) losing to a team that couldn’t even beat Kansas.

Checked out entitled pussies led by a limp dick loser coach.

But wait! A rich white guy stopped by practice to give the other millionaire a pat on the back. That’ll motivate the guys!

 

16 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I would like to have seen West Virginia. 

Well I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking/

Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

58 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I just hope with K.Rob more than likely getting the start these next two weeks he goes “OFF” and shows Sark he has a legitimate 1-2 punch for next year!!!!!  And a real tool he can use with #7

K Rob is fast but needs good blocking or he’s not getting past the first level. Our OLine needs to create gaps. 

40 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

K Rob is fast but needs good blocking or he’s not getting past the first level. Our OLine needs to create gaps. 

So start @South Austin Mom at OL?

I would like to have seen West Virginia. 

You’re afraid of their team? Well, you should be. Personally, I’d give us one chance in three hundred.

The Dogfish Head Brewery and Gettysburg will probably be the highlight of this trip, but I'll be in Morgantown tomorrow dammit!  Yes,  I'm a glutton for punishment. 

Fun fact, President Lincoln delivered his Gettysburg Address 158 years ago today. 

 

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19 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

K Rob is fast but needs good blocking or he’s not getting past the first level. Our OLine needs to create gaps. 

O/U on slip falls? 3+

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Just pulled into Morgantown for the game tomorrow. 3rd time to be here for a UT game. Met some nice WVU fans that we will tailgating again with.

Headed to DC for a few days after the game. Then to NC for Thanksgiving with the daughter and family and then back to Texas.

Have enjoyed the road trips up here.

I haven't looked at tv listings for this.  Given the way we've played snd them sticking us on espnu last week I'm assuming these last two games will be featured on espn the ocho after a regional dodgeball tournament, to be followed by the tiddlywink championship?

Because it's close by, I've been to every Texas visit to Morgantown since they joined the Big XII.  I've seen Mack, Charlie 2x Herman, and tomorrow will be Sark.  If this weren't our last visit, I'd say it's likely the next visit would have featured another coach.

Always a fun visit.  But, on this visit, I've found the perfect embodiment of the Mountaineer fan.

 

 

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I will be in Morgantown next weekend as tickets are bought and inside the window to cancel hotel. I fully expect to hear Country Roads sung after the game.
However, this is my third trip to WVU and I haven’t seen them lose there....yet.
Went to Kansas last week. You should root for the guys giving a fuck. They are obvious from the ones that don't.

But the guys that care, I was screaming for them all the same. My voice was less hoarse, but it was still hoarse on Sunday. Hook'em [emoji869]

Morgantown is a great road trip

whike I am in the area for Thanksgiving, I’m thankful I won’t be going to this game. 

I’m going to go down to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this season to blow over.  

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m going to go down to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this season to blow over.  

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12 hours ago, Borachio said:

The Dogfish Head Brewery and Gettysburg will probably be the highlight of this trip, but I'll be in Morgantown tomorrow dammit!  Yes,  I'm a glutton for punishment. 

Fun fact, President Lincoln delivered his Gettysburg Address 158 years ago today. 

 

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Two score and 7 years ago this team played football worth a shit. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Two score and 7 years ago this team played football worth a shit. 

i have avoided replying to you for months with fear and loathing despite your occasional decent takes especially on the nats thread

this one i can't let go

i hate your generation for your oblivious journey through spacetime

a score is 20 years

4 score and 7 years is 87 years, which is why Lincoln used the phrase to evoke 1776 at Gettysburg

half a score and one year ago we were worth a shit

please, stop and think before you post

quite often, you may improve with a modicum of effort

13 hours ago, mdleast said:

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OH so thaats what they meant.  I always assumed it was mounting Mama.

Up early this morning in Pittsburgh and heading to Morgantown shortly. Any idea where fellow longhorns are meeting up?

20 minutes ago, Voltronjacko said:

Up early this morning in Pittsburgh and heading to Morgantown shortly. Any idea where fellow longhorns are meeting up?

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I’ve decided that we’re gonna kick some hillbilly ass today. Hook em 🤘🏼

59 minutes ago, Voltronjacko said:

Up early this morning in Pittsburgh and heading to Morgantown shortly. Any idea where fellow longhorns are meeting up?

I will pay up to 500 dollars on a tab if you guys that are there can organize and go to a place. I'll call and set up the tab. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Its on ESPN2 do you not have ESPN2? 

I'm at work and unable to log into my provider through normal means.

I’m getting a haircut and need to change the inspection sticker on my windshield. Big plans for today.

Because it's close by, I've been to every Texas visit to Morgantown since they joined the Big XII.  I've seen Mack, Charlie 2x Herman, and tomorrow will be Sark.  If this weren't our last visit, I'd say it's likely the next visit would have featured another coach.
Always a fun visit.  But, on this visit, I've found the perfect embodiment of the Mountaineer fan.
 
 
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I wonder if he’s still getting that Achy Breaky Heart money

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