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A lot 

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bleach
Might be my next move

Straight fentanyl snorted up the butt. 

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Straight fentanyl snorted up the butt. 
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About to slurp up some good pussy juice
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I had 2 Dos XX before half.  Into the rum and Coke now.

27 minutes ago, Hate said:

Straight fentanyl snorted up the butt. 

That's called a boof. 

Never the koolaid. Fuck the practice reports; fuck the BOMC reporter fucks that fuck this program. I’m done with the 9.95. We have systemic issues and we need to clean out the entirety of the Athletic department and football program. And burn LHN to rid us of this insanity

Rebel Yell, Bacardi, Bud Platinum.

Woke up at 5 and started again.

45 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I’m still drunk and my girl started putting up the Xmas tree. Fuck my entire lyfe.

That's my wife's Black Friday activity. 

  • 7 months later...
27 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Let's revive this thread.

Colorado Bulldog.

 

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You know the aggys are gonna want that jizz jar back.

On 11/14/2021 at 9:30 AM, twosheds said:

It’s a Bloody Mary morning

She left you without warning?

 

(my go to drink these days: rum and diet coke)

drinking a 2015 Brunello right now.  Homemade pizza in the oven.  Might have a nightcap of Sativa later.

Bud lite because it’s cheap, accessible, and I won’t drink enough to get a hangover.  

16 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You know the aggys are gonna want that jizz jar back.

Can't have it.  Its in my belly

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Bud lite because it’s cheap, accessible, and I won’t drink enough to get a hangover.  

You know that’s what is next years big sponsor! You’re doing admirable work and taking one for the Team.

Hook’em!

Woodford Reserve Bourbon and water.

Kirkland small batch.  It's my "every day" choice

7 hours ago, Froghorn717 said:

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Are those from shutterstock?

No 

But thanks for the compliment 

 

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Here’s my go-to choices, highly recommended

tequila = tears of llorona.  Over the past decade this has become one of my favorites and also aptly named.   Plus it’s been a tequila kind of week and it’s only Tuesday I think.  
Honorable mention = Avión 44 is also good, and mellow for those who like it like that.  
 

bourbon = Blantons straight from the barrel   I keep the original around because it’s easier to find, but prefer the former    
Honorable mention:  it’s bourbon, there’s so many …

scotch = Macallan 18 (if you can find the one that says “Exclusively matured in select sherry oak casks from Jerez Spain” don’t hesitate.  Macallan has several versions of the 18, this one is tops and getting harder to find.  

honorable mention = in the JW line give the King George V a try.  
 

Sometimes I’ll just start drinking around the bar until they all start to taste the same and I wake up in the yard with pissed off neighbors, which is really hard to do since the nearest one is over 1/2 mile away.  

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