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Is there a way to see how many likes or dislikes a YouTube video has before you click on it?

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8 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Where do we post pron?

At your moms

Is HEB open on April fools day?

Why is everybody posting that Facebook disclaimer on shaggy like it has some type of legal bite to it? 

Shithead may just pull the plug and be done out of spite. 

He is welcome to all my non-value added shit posts over the past 5 years. And my rep.

27 minutes ago, Call said:

Shithead may just pull the plug and be done out of spite. 

He is welcome to all my non-value added shit posts over the past 5 years. And my rep.

Dear lord, I just looked over there. The e-equivalent of lighting your house on fire before you go.

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Mispeling of the word titties. 

Wasn't it Roman?

48 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Wasn't it Roman?

Yes, in my texting with him when I was pretending to be fitlump

On 3/25/2018 at 9:22 PM, Capt said:

Is HEB open on April fools day?

And what about Easter Sunday?

31 minutes ago, Don Keibals said:

Is this the avatar I had before?  I don't remember  

Mine is close. Not the same, I took the original pic of frightening monkey my grandmother had. 

 You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

I had avatars turned off forever, so I have no idea what I had before. 

Also, in film, why are green screens green?  Couldn't they do it any color they wanted so long as it isn't a color the person is wearing?  I think I've seen them blue before, but why not do a color that no one would ever wear, like a really bright purple, or baby shit green?

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

Mispeling of the word titties. 

[russian accent] I'm giving you a haha because here that is an option and I am doing it [/russian accent]

12 hours ago, JSB said:

I had avatars turned off forever, so I have no idea what I had before. 

Also, in film, why are green screens green?  Couldn't they do it any color they wanted so long as it isn't a color the person is wearing?  I think I've seen them blue before, but why not do a color that no one would ever wear, like a really bright purple, or baby shit green?

I wanna say you were one of the Always Sunny Charlie avatars

23 hours ago, markstanco said:

This mod named spider....who was he on the other site?

Was spider on the other site or is he a new partner?

12 hours ago, JSB said:

Also, in film, why are green screens green?  Couldn't they do it any color they wanted so long as it isn't a color the person is wearing?  I think I've seen them blue before, but why not do a color that no one would ever wear, like a really bright purple, or baby shit green?

It's called chroma keying.  It can be blue.  Chroma keying can be done with backgrounds of any color that are uniform and distinct, but green and blue backgrounds are more commonly used because they differ most distinctly in hue from most human skin colors. But no part of the subject being filmed or photographed may duplicate the color used as the backing.

1 hour ago, chikin23 said:

Was spider on the other site or is he a new partner?

Not on TOS

On 3/27/2018 at 9:45 PM, chikin23 said:

Was spider on the other site or is he a new partner?

Spider owns several Juice Zone franchise stores and looks like Steve Pederson, I'd trust him.

try putting  spoiler [in brackets] at beginning of the good stuff

 

good stuff

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Did black lab really scam Kevin.

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A true dumb question, I assume...

But what happens to the data when I update an app? Say I have an app that is like 500 mb. Then there's an update I need that's 10 mb. How come the app then doesn't before 510 mb?

I'm assuming the update changes some data and etc., But does the app end up growing too a much larger size over years?

Also, does the app Purge data after it's updated?

A true dumb question, I assume...

But what happens to the data when I update an app? Say I have an app that is like 500 mb. Then there's an update I need that's 10 mb. How come the app then doesn't before 510 mb?

I'm assuming the update changes some data and etc., But does the app end up growing too a much larger size over years?

Also, does the app Purge data after it's updated?
Code is replaced instead of added onto.

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When Monster Jam's traveling act goes from one indoor arena to the next, do they pack up the dirt used for the floor surface and take it with them, or do they use fresh local dirt at each location? If they use new dirt at each stop, what happens to the old dirt at the end of each tour stop? 

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Do refs and/or umps study film?  I mean at the pro or college level, major sports.  Seems like it would help them do their job better if they knew tendencies, stuff to watch for, whatever.

On 3/26/2018 at 7:40 PM, markstanco said:

Why is everybody posting that Facebook disclaimer on shaggy like it has some type of legal bite to it? 

Because the first hundred times it was funny, the next hundred times it was a bit, and after that it just served to gunk up the Eskimo King's new toy with irrelevant garbage.

What's the joke with snacks and his gray slacks? 
Heard about the Philly Starbucks? Kinda like that in an office building, but without the satisfying climax.

Snacks was at an office building for a meeting one day.  The receptionist or security guard or somebody initially thought he didn't belong there.  During the meeting somebody came in and told the boss there was a suspicious man wandering around the building.  A black man in gray slacks.  Snacks was wearing gray slacks and was the suspicious man.  Something like that anyway.  

 

On 4/10/2018 at 5:12 PM, shakahorn said:

Do refs and/or umps study film?  I mean at the pro or college level, major sports.  Seems like it would help them do their job better if they knew tendencies, stuff to watch for, whatever.

Yes. They watch their own games, and any other the head office deems necessary.

 

On 4/15/2018 at 11:12 AM, Chuychanga said:

Why do BMX bike riders tilt the seat up so high?  

So they can more easily pinch the seat between their thighs. Seat is not really used for sitting.

Does time equal space? It seems like at some level it does but I'm just not sure.

Are we evacuees or refugees from da shag?

If i quote someone on surly...and no longer want to quote it...how the hell do I get rid of the quoted post in the reply box?

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