November 16, 20205 yr who dis? what show is that from? Asking for possible masturbatory reasons. On 10/18/2020 at 6:14 PM, elfenix said:
November 17, 20205 yr Thanks on the Cheryl Cole intel. She has kind of a dirty Kate Mara thing going on and I like it.
November 17, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Frank The Tank said: Google image search says Cheryl Cole. That "All I Wanna Do" song got played to death. I'm a little sick of her.
November 17, 20205 yr "All I Wanna Do" to Cheryl Cole is vag stuff, mouth stuff, and butt stuff. In an order that would surprise you. Edited November 17, 20205 yr by Lobo
November 24, 20205 yr Can a shortstop move over between 1st and 2nd base when a left handed batter comes up?
November 24, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said: Can a shortstop move over between 1st and 2nd base when a left handed batter comes up? I assume you have not watched an MLB game any time recently. Defensive players can line up anywhere on the field in fair territory.
November 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said: I still will never have any idea how a professional player can not just slap a hit (weak or not) to the open field. Even lay down some kind of bunt. Some of the shifts we see these days are ridiculous. So many of the players never seem to change their approach at the plate. Which is why they continue to be used.
November 24, 20205 yr How did Cloak Room earn that moniker? It predates me finding this (well, that) site.
November 24, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: I still will never have any idea how a professional player can not just slap a hit (weak or not) to the open field. Even lay down some kind of bunt. Some of the shifts we see these days are ridiculous. So many of the players never seem to change their approach at the plate. Which is why they continue to be used. I'd have to know which of our shitass batters that is before answering your question.
November 24, 20205 yr I still will never have any idea how a professional player can not just slap a hit (weak or not) to the open field. Even lay down some kind of bunt. Some of the shifts we see these days are ridiculous. So many of the players never seem to change their approach at the plate. Which is why they continue to be used.It’s almost like the offense knows when to do this, what pitch to throw, knows the location to throw it and, this is a biggie, what the stats say where the hitter puts the ball in play, to a high, high degree.As for bunting, have you not seen their lack of ability to bunt? It’s frustrating!
November 24, 20205 yr Just now, General Specific said: It’s almost like the offense knows when to do this, what pitch to throw, knows the location to throw it and, this is a biggie, what the stats say where the hitter puts the ball in play, to a high, high degree. As for bunting, have you not seen their lack of ability to bunt? It’s frustrating! I get all that but my point was they don't even try and change their approach. They continue to just hit to where all the defensive players are. Again, all you are looking for is some sort of contact and you get on base. These are professionals. No matter what the pitcher's approach is, they should be able to adjust and put some sort of bat on the ball. With the picture, there is literally no one on the left side. Yet they will go up there and act like that is forbidden territory and just slap a hit to the right side for an easy out.
November 24, 20205 yr 56 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: How did Cloak Room earn that moniker? It predates me finding this (well, that) site. It's a bar right next the state Capitol. Known for being a watering hole for state politicians. Very historical. Kind of a speakeasy. I'm sure others who have been can describe it better.
November 24, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: How did Cloak Room earn that moniker? It predates me finding this (well, that) site. 1300 Colorado St Austin, TX 78701 "Excellent place to talk about politics or bring a call girl for a drink" from a yelp review. https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/texas/austin/cloak-room-austin/
November 24, 20205 yr 10 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said: It's a bar right next the state Capitol. Known for being a watering hole for state politicians. Very historical. Kind of a speakeasy. I'm sure others who have been can describe it better. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy
November 24, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said: Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy Which Cloak Room?
November 25, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said: It's a bar right next the state Capitol. Known for being a watering hole for state politicians. Very historical. Kind of a speakeasy. I'm sure others who have been can describe it better. Well I’m an idiot for not connecting the two. Been too long since I was in Austin. Thanks - and you too @gyroprotagonist!
November 25, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said: How did Cloak Room earn that moniker? It predates me finding this (well, that) site. 2 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said: It's a bar right next the state Capitol. Known for being a watering hole for state politicians. Very historical. Kind of a speakeasy. I'm sure others who have been can describe it better. 7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: Well I’m an idiot for not connecting the two. Been too long since I was in Austin. Thanks - and you too @gyroprotagonist! https://politicaldictionary.com/words/cloakroom/ In politics, cloakrooms are spaces adjacent to the chambers of the Senate and the House where politicians from both parties can gather to discuss Congressional business privately. There is a separate cloakroom for each political party. Put simply, a cloakroom is to politics what a breakroom is to a normal office. Cloakrooms were first established in the late 1800s as actual places for members to store their coats, umbrellas, hats and other apparel, but that usage became obsolete as more office space was built over the years. With the creation of individual offices for members, cloakrooms were converted into places for members to gather to talk about legislation, meet privately to discuss issues facing Congress, make secret deals, or just vent to each other about Congressional matters.
January 12, 20214 yr What's the deal with HEB being open? What's the original story? I'm assuming it was from TOS.
January 12, 20214 yr On 11/16/2020 at 10:50 AM, High Plains Drifter said: who dis? what show is that from? Asking for possible masturbatory reasons. On 11/16/2020 at 3:23 PM, Frank The Tank said: Google image search says Cheryl Cole. <—Raises hand. Also, am willing to uproot the family if it turns out we live in the same town.
January 12, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, pearlandhorn said: What's the deal with HEB being open? What's the original story? I'm assuming it was from TOS. I think this is the original... http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/113683-Is-HEB-open-today
January 12, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said: What the deal with the Twisted Tea memes? Some racist white guy was mouthing off to a black guy in a convenience store. Black guy rightly knocked him the fuck out via an unopened Twisted Tea can.
January 12, 20214 yr I think it’s either in the Hoodfights thread or Holy Shit thread. Probably both by now.
January 13, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: What the deal with the Twisted Tea memes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJXrewjTN_Y
January 21, 20214 yr someone explain me this Bernie Sanders meme where he’s sitting in random places.
January 21, 20214 yr That's the outfit and huge knitted mittens he wore to the inauguration yesterday.
January 21, 20214 yr Ordinarily "Statesmen" would be a little more dressed up than Bernie was for an inauguration.
January 22, 20214 yr Saturday is probably too soon but I can't wait to see Larry David on SNL chime in on Bernie's attendance. "Look, I'm from Vermont and I like to save money. So I went to Burlington, Vermont. Home of Burlington Coat Factory. I waited online 6 hours to get this jacket, it was on clearance. In the ladies section, but don't give me a hard time, I don't believe in gender roles. And these mittens? Are you kidding me? I don't have rich donors giving me Isotoner gloves for Christmas, I'm no millionaire Dan Marino okay? As a tribute for my dedication to education, 700 Vermont 3rd graders got together and knitted these mittens for me. Sure I can't do my trademark hand-raising gesture in frustration. I mean, I can...but you won't take me seriously. Who am I kidding, nobody takes me seriously? Just give me a nice discount folding chair and I'll just sit and sulk. Nah, nah...I don't need one of those fancy chairs. Nevermind, the back of my coat turns into a chair. I don't see the fuss on this big event. Look, is there at least gonna be some hot tea out here? I mean, I don't mind the cold, but I'm sitting out here like an idiot. Okay, I gotta get going. I've got a bus transfer that expires before dinner. I know, I should have made better plans being a Senator at an Inauguration...but I don't go in for the fancy hoobers or liftings cars. Okay, my hands are getting sweaty, okay. okay. gotta go, okay."
January 28, 20214 yr In the APD Booking thread, why do many of the homeless people have such irregularly shaped heads/faces?
February 2, 20214 yr On the rare occasions when I must refer specifically to a pinkie toe, I call it Radical Larry. And although it's probably the other way around, I like to think that this meme was the inspiration for the Game of Thrones character Hodor. Edited February 2, 20214 yr by Prepuce of Doom
February 2, 20214 yr I never not laugh when reading those profiles after all these years. Dumb question---in the movie, "A Quiet Place"...you can see in the family "bunker" several newspaper clippings from the time of the alien invasion. The featured one's headline simply reads, "IT'S SOUND!" So if that city/newspaper/authority deduced it was loud noises attracting the alien genocidal maniacs to human locations, was the best course of action to use a loud-as-fuck printing press to commemorate the discovery? Have you ever been in the facility where they print newspapers? You can't hear a 100db scream right next to you.
February 11, 20214 yr Why do people buy individual bottles of zinc, vitamin c,d, etc. when they can get a brand like One A Day that has all that in one pill?
February 15, 20214 yr how the fuck are there 9 installments of the fast & furious franchise? why do people watch that trash?
February 15, 20214 yr how the fuck are there 9 installments of the fast & furious franchise? why do people watch that trash?Anytime you think you’re an average American, take a look at the crowd coming out of a F&F showing and realize that’s what average looks like.
February 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, 52-80 said: how the fuck are there 9 installments of the fast & furious franchise? why do people watch that trash? Apparently you aren't familiar with modern-day politics. Most of that cast will eventually be elected to Congress at this rate.
February 15, 20214 yr I’m not big on recruiting. Apparently Carl posted something stupid and errbody pounced in him. What did he post? Link?
February 15, 20214 yr You need to subscribe to the Shit On Blast thread. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/15884-ewers-or-bust/page/20/&tab=comments#comment-3065415
February 19, 20214 yr On 2/15/2021 at 11:56 AM, Cheeseweasel said: You need to subscribe to the Shit On Blast thread. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/15884-ewers-or-bust/page/20/&tab=comments#comment-3065415 Okay, where is the shit on blast thread?
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