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It ain’t just women 

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What the fuck is up with women driving jeeps with toys on the dash ?

If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand. 

The Jeep thing is like going to a WNBA game and leaving a dildo...

except for Jeeps it's a rubber ducky...or something.

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand. 

Jeep, yes, the all-American brand.  Owned by Peugeot-Fiat.  If anything screams 'Merica, it's a French-Italian bastard vehicle.

is there any way to know if a user is a bot on threads or twitter?  i go to threads and i swear i see something like 2% original content, 98% reposts.  Are these all just bots reupping what got engagement yesterday?  are they humans doing it?

On 9/2/2025 at 9:41 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand. 

Girls and the Gays (of all stripes) have comandeered Jeep for themselves.

 

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On 9/2/2025 at 10:36 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

What the fuck is up with women driving jeeps with toys on the dash ?

It’s bizarre. It’s not just women and they leave that shit anonymously on each others’ cars to be displayed on the dash. I’ve seen rubber ducks wedged in the door handle, gifts from other cultists. 

Is it jus a California thing? Or are your wives, GFs and daughters also putting stupid looking Labubu charms on their purses? 

In Search Of Labubu And More Cute Bag Charms

My wife and her friends all have at least one on their bags. So dumb.

4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants

13 yr old niece wore these to school, WTF?

guy showed up in court today with this on a t-shirt

39 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants

13 yr old niece wore these to school, WTF?

I know, you shouldn’t wear pants with a grammatical error to school

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Is it jus a California thing? Or are your wives, GFs and daughters also putting stupid looking Labubu charms on their purses? 

In Search Of Labubu And More Cute Bag Charms

My wife and her friends all have at least one on their bags. So dumb.

Before your post, I had never heard of Labubu. Never seen one. 

Labubu is still sweeping Asia, started a few months before it hit the US. Ton of money to be made reselling them if you can get them at retail right now. They come in mystery boxes, buy one box for 30 and sell for 300 if you open it and get the rare doll of that set.

So….

Beanie Babies?

Yeah, exactly. Same happened last year with a series of dolls called Molly.

4 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Yeah, exactly. Same happened last year with a series of dolls called Molly.

I've still got a highschool buddy who can get you some Molly if you're interested.

On 9/7/2025 at 11:01 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s bizarre. It’s not just women and they leave that shit anonymously on each others’ cars to be displayed on the dash. I’ve seen rubber ducks wedged in the door handle, gifts from other cultists. 

Maybe they are just duck-shaped butt plugs?

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

Maybe they are just duck-shaped butt plugs?

Yea that’s probably it

4 hours ago, Deej said:

Maybe they are just duck-shaped butt plugs?

Too small to fit great big assholes. 

On 9/8/2025 at 11:17 AM, Superhero said:

Is it jus a California thing? Or are your wives, GFs and daughters also putting stupid looking Labubu charms on their purses? 

In Search Of Labubu And More Cute Bag Charms

My wife and her friends all have at least one on their bags. So dumb.

Its not just a CA thing. My daughter got into them at the beginning of summer and we were talking to my SIL in Dallas and asked if Labubu had hit Dallas yet. She said she'd never heard of them.

This week she texted us that both her girls were asking for them now.

Thankfully, I don't know any adults who are into them.

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

My friends husband is into this dumbasss shit. Dude blathered about all his ducky scores or some fucking shit for an hour. I wanted to kick him in his uterus.

what a fucking pussy

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

 

Oh I see. People are idiots. 

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Because this:

 

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On 9/9/2025 at 3:43 PM, MissingInAction said:

Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough.

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10 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Is PTO buyback taxed like a bonus? 

Yes. It’s income. 

11 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Is PTO buyback taxed like a bonus? 

 

 

I believe it is supplemental income and taxed at 20% like a bonus

On 9/14/2025 at 12:29 PM, Rudiger said:

Why was the band Kiss ever popular?

They were a glammed up garage band who annoyed parents and would play flashy shows anywhere that would take them. 

I generally like this flavor, but why is blue raspberry a thing? Obviously not its traditional color.

15 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I generally like this flavor, but why is blue raspberry a thing? Obviously not its traditional color.

Because someone realized it kicks ass.

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Yes. It’s a source of income. 

 

9 hours ago, Ogie Ogilthorpe said:

 

 

I believe it is supplemental income and taxed at 20% like a bonus

You appear to be referencing the withholding rates on supplemental income income which recently changed to 22% I believe,  in any event, a bonus would be taxed on your return at your marginal rate.

Was cruising around the El Campo vicinity tonight and was wondering if any of you could explain something about sod farming that I’ve always wondered about? When you buy grass sod it comes with about an inch to an inch and a half of soil attached to the bottom of the sod. When you drive past a sod farm after harvest you see where these strips have been cut out. My question is, how is this top soil replaced? By theory after 6 or 8 cuttings the field would be around a foot lower than the surrounding area, yet it’s not. I’ve never seen giant earth moving equipment replenishing the dirt so new grass can be sewn, but the fields remain level. So where does the new top soil come from?

What kind of thread do they use to sew in the new grass?

Shit. Oh well, dumb was part of the thread name for a reason.

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