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Bear with me here, but it’s happening. He’ll be fired and his ego is going to force him immediately back into the college ranks to reset his legacy.

Feel free to check my math.

Edited by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

…all them graspin’ bitches…

- State Sen. R. Clayton Davis

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

13 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Bear with me here, but it’s happening. He’ll be fired and his ego is going to force him immediately back into the college ranks to reset his legacy.

Feel free to check my math.

😂

With all due respect...

Urban’s not walking through that door. Neither is Saban. Accept that. Stop hiring their assistants hoping to find the next best thing. That’s not working. Stop looking for easy answers and go find a coach to coach Texas. Maybe conduct interviews of interested parties. Look for the right fit, not a splash hire.

Just my opinion. 

11 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

i

Groping is what happened to us last night ...repeatedly 

Groping would have been much kinder than what actually happened last night.

28 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Bear with me here, but it’s happening. He’ll be fired and his ego is going to force him immediately back into the college ranks to reset his legacy.

Feel free to check my math.

no, its not. 

 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

With all due respect...

Urban’s not walking through that door. Neither is Saban. Accept that. Stop hiring their assistants hoping to find the next best thing. That’s not working. Stop looking for easy answers and go find a coach to coach Texas. Maybe conduct interviews of interested parties. Look for the right fit, not a splash hire.

Just my opinion. 

There’s only like 5 championship caliber coaches in country and they are all currently comfortable and well paid.  This notion that Texas is just going to poach a great coach because “we’re Texas” is delusional.  Every hire is taking a chance.  Just keep rolling the dice hope it works out

37 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Groping would have been much kinder than what actually happened last night.

Yes. That was called sodomy. 

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

With all due respect...

Urban’s not walking through that door. Neither is Saban. Accept that. Stop hiring their assistants hoping to find the next best thing. That’s not working. Stop looking for easy answers and go find a coach to coach Texas. Maybe conduct interviews of interested parties. Look for the right fit, not a splash hire.

Just my opinion. 

It’s a good opinion

Wow, so many of y’all posting seem not to get the clever reference or are being super meta about it. 

This is the kind of BDE this board needs right now. Day Crew reporting for duty!

I wish we had Dave Aranda after watching him ram that extra FG up OU’s ass yesterday.

I wish we had Dave Aranda after watching him ram that extra FG up OU’s ass yesterday.

Since we propped up Baylor’s $$$ for years, they need to pay us back by being a consultant for our next hire. Won’t be in the same conference anymore anyway.

Urban ain't coaching here, he'd suffer a heart attack by the time the conference slate set in from having to deal with a team filled with quitters and miscreants.

My gut is ready for however many McRibs it takes to get Urban here for Texas.  

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Let’s fucking go! Night crew! 

I’m down for some night-time nicole. 

Wish cast away! What the fuck else we got? Deep down he wants to coach our Jags. He does. 

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Whataburger dominates In-N-Out.

That is all.

 

How can you be so wrong yet so bold

I think what he was doing to that young lady was more "gripping" like trying to hold her undercarriage like a six pack of pints.  

What’s gonna happen is Sam is going to play at some point today against the Jags and it will remind Urban that he wants to coach in Austin. He will see Sam and realize that he made a mistake. It’s happening! :) 
 

 

1 hour ago, Chad said:

Urban ain't coaching here, he'd suffer a heart attack by the time the conference slate set in from having to deal with a team filled with quitters and miscreants.

He'd never have to deal with them because they'd flee or he'd drive them into the portal before the Summer was over.

That being said he's not coming................this year.  After next year?

 

Just now, Lenny Hornridge said:

He'd never have to deal with them because they'd flee or he'd drive them into the portal before the Summer was over.

That being said he's not coming................this year.  After next year?

 

I don't think he wants anything to do with the University of Texas. 

26 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Whataburger dominates In-N-Out.

That is all.

 

The breakfast burger is back for a limited time yall. 

1 minute ago, Lenny Hornridge said:

He'd never have to deal with them because they'd flee or he'd drive them into the portal before the Summer was over.

That being said he's not coming................this year.  After next year?

 

I don’t know, Tis’ the season…….. #BDE

He's not going to be fired, and even if he was there's nothing here that has gotten more attractive since he turned down Texas a year ago. USC and LSU are inarguably easier turnarounds. And Sark's not getting fired this year. With that six year deal, almost certainly not getting fired after next year either.

Last night at least opens the door for Sark being shown the door in three years instead of four, after the opening SEC season removes all doubt that he is capable of even being Seven Win Steve here. The verdict will be in on Dave Aranda at that point, so he is certainly a name to watch for me. If Baylor continues to play well as the roster fills out with Aranda's guys, that's probably the closest possible option to the mythical Surly approved proven P5 winner that's also not already at a destination job. Jeff Traylor just signed that huge extension at UTSA and might actually still be there two years from now. If UTSA is a consistent winner under him I don't know how he isn't seriously considered given his Texas recruiting history, P5 success or no. Joey McGuire will also have the chance to show he can coach at the P5 level at Tech, though the sample size would be smaller.

Texas is probably going to continue to be mediocre under Sark but at least the timing of this is lining up with some options, unlike the mess that was getting rid of Tom Herman.

 

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

With all due respect...

Urban’s not walking through that door. Neither is Saban. Accept that. Stop hiring their assistants hoping to find the next best thing. That’s not working. Stop looking for easy answers and go find a coach to coach Texas. Maybe conduct interviews of interested parties. Look for the right fit, not a splash hire.

Just my opinion. 

We don’t have a foundation for anything you are saying. The problems aren’t with the coach, it’s everything that leads to hiring these said coaches. And until that is fixed…nothing will be

Just now, taybo20 said:

We don’t have a foundation for anything you are saying. The problems aren’t with the coach, it’s everything that leads to hiring these said coaches. And until that is fixed…nothing will be

I would love to know how that gets fixed at the University of Texas.

Just now, David Dennison said:

I would love to know how that gets fixed at the University of Texas.

Me too

Any of you trying to have serious discussions in this thread need to stahp.

Just now, taybo20 said:

Me too

It's so bad and so calcified, I honestly have no idea how you dismantle the foundation of meddling BMDs and regents.

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I would love to know how that gets fixed at the University of Texas.

Easy….. #UrbanMeyerTexasFootball. McRib’s for all, and for all a good night

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Any of you trying to have serious discussions in this thread need to stahp.

This man gets it.  #BDE

Urban is not groping for straws.....Art Briles would be groping for straws (I know, shut my mouf).

This is the only thing named "Urban" you'll see in Austin soon.

 

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