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29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Normal brain, imo. 

Fucking dork. 

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    That’s not true. As has been pointed out in this thread multiple times, other countries who had mass shooting events immediately changed their gun laws to make it harder or impossible to obtain the we

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    The "we can't solve 100% of the problem so we shouldn't make any attempt at all" line of thinking is a big reason why we are where we are. 

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Those fucking twitter replies, I got through about 10 before I almost cried.  "he should be applauded for protecting his neighborhood from crime" over and over again.

Any good guy with a gun looking to fight crime can easily find a hundred hot spots within a few mile radius.  But this guy picks an elementary school  bus stop---you know those places where 8 year olds be slinging dope and boostin' cars.  

But we left some tanks in Afghanistan, that's why the rest of world thinks we're weird as fuck.  

It will never happen, but I would be all for a law making concealed or open carry illegal within something like 200 yards of a school.

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It will never happen, but I would be all for a law making concealed or open carry illegal within something like 200 yards of a school.

Would guess that the bus stop is more than something like 200 yards from the school.  (Doesn't make it any better, that incel needs some tang.)

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It will never happen, but I would be all for a law making concealed or open carry illegal within something like 200 yards of a school.

It’s not like you could make special rules that prohibit certain activity near a school 

That is just crazy talk 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Normal brain, imo. 

I mean look at the bright side, theres a black man standing around in public with a gun and the cops haven't shot him. That's just progress

Nothing stops a good guy in an apron like a 12-year-old with an AR-15. 

However, I won't know whether to grieve this or not until I know the immigration status of the shooter and Angel Gomez. 

Obviously we need to harden out drive through….
It will never happen, but I would be all for a law making concealed or open carry illegal within something like 200 yards of a school.

Um, 2x the distance of the rifle should be the radius.
7 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

That dude is smart to wear a MAGA hat, because cops absolutely would've already blown him away otherwise.

He satisfies my earlier example of a gun idolator doing something similar on Dealey Plaza.

Mothers wanted to watch horrific footage of their children escaping the Robb Elementary massacre. Here’s why we showed them. And why they want others to see

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/21/us/uvalde-one-year-on-moms-watch-breach-videos-tws/index.html

 

Spoilered image: A 4th grader who covered herself in blood to play dead on a school bus leaving the massacre with unfathomable fear in her eyes.

Yet we have legislation about trans athletes, 10 commandments, and done jack shit to prevent this from happening again tomorrow.

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Khloie Torres covered herself in the blood that coated the floors so she could play dead when the gunman came to her classroom. She also called 911 multiple times asking for help. Credit: Texas Department of Public Safety

 

28 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Mothers wanted to watch horrific footage of their children escaping the Robb Elementary massacre. Here’s why we showed them. And why they want others to see

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/21/us/uvalde-one-year-on-moms-watch-breach-videos-tws/index.html

 

Spoilered image: A 4th grader who covered herself in blood to play dead on a school bus leaving the massacre with unfathomable fear in her eyes.

Yet we have legislation about trans athletes, 10 commandments, and done jack shit to prevent this from happening again tomorrow.

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Khloie Torres covered herself in the blood that coated the floors so she could play dead when the gunman came to her classroom. She also called 911 multiple times asking for help. Credit: Texas Department of Public Safety

 

Well, to be fair, a lot of those who refuse to do anything to stop the carnage went to church today. So, there’s that.

Mothers wanted to watch horrific footage of their children escaping the Robb Elementary massacre. Here’s why we showed them. And why they want others to see

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/21/us/uvalde-one-year-on-moms-watch-breach-videos-tws/index.html
 
Spoilered image: A 4th grader who covered herself in blood to play dead on a school bus leaving the massacre with unfathomable fear in her eyes.
Yet we have legislation about trans athletes, 10 commandments, and done jack shit to prevent this from happening again tomorrow.
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Remember these truths:

Your GQP leadership worships guns, particularly ARs, as a god.
Your GQP leadership worships law enforcement as gods among men (back the blue!)
Your GQP leadership CLAIMS, more loudly than any other group, to be all about “protecting our children.”
Yet they have done less than nothing to address the very things above that they worship as gods, and that are responsible for literal stacks of dead children.

Your GQP leadership is psychopathic evil liars. They should all burn in hell. But only after watching the same fate befall THEIR children as they are happy to lay upon OUR children. There is no fate in this universe horrible enough for our GQP leadership. Imagine the worst hell you can, then triple it. It’s still not enough.

a murder dildo cult willing to sacrifice children bc that's what cults do. 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Remember these truths:

Your GQP leadership worships guns, particularly ARs, as a god.
Your GQP leadership worships law enforcement as gods among men (back the blue!)
Your GQP leadership CLAIMS, more loudly than any other group, to be all about “protecting our children.”
Yet they have done less than nothing to address the very things above that they worship as gods, and that are responsible for literal stacks of dead children.

Your GQP leadership is psychopathic evil liars. They should all burn in hell. But only after watching the same fate befall THEIR children as they are happy to lay upon OUR children. There is no fate in this universe horrible enough for our GQP leadership. Imagine the worst hell you can, then triple it. It’s still not enough.

Yeah, we all know by now. The problem is 35 to 40% of the country just don't want to change it. They are embracing the insanity. 

We are stuck at a point where they are going to hold us hostage. They've wrapped up their identity and self worth in these dumb fights. They're radical terrorists.

The only way to change it would be to kill them. The 65% would have to arm themselves to the teeth and declare civil war on the 35%. But doing so would grind the operation of the entire country to a halt and effectively end the United States as any sort of functioning country. Food distribution would grind to a halt and people would start to starve. Since we aren't going to take it to that level then there's absolutely nothing we can do about it except continuing to complain and wish that the United States wasn't full of selfish, disingenuous pieces of shit like that fattie cunt. 

12 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah, we all know by now. The problem is 35 to 40% of the country just don't want to change it. They are embracing the insanity. 

We are stuck at a point where they are going to hold us hostage. They've wrapped up their identity and self worth in these dumb fights. They're radical terrorists.

The only way to change it would be to kill them. The 65% would have to arm themselves to the teeth and declare civil war on the 35%. But doing so would grind the operation of the entire country to a halt and effectively end the United States as any sort of functioning country. Food distribution would grind to a halt and people would start to starve. Since we aren't going to take it to that level then there's absolutely nothing we can do about it except continuing to complain and wish that the United States wasn't full of selfish, disingenuous pieces of shit like that fattie cunt. 

Lulz. And our votes count the same. Womp. Womp. 

These mass shootings are so common that this one, in Utah back in January, didn't even warrant mentioning in this thread at the time:

https://nypost.com/2023/01/16/obit-praises-utah-dad-michael-haight-who-killed-wife-5-kids/

TLDR:  Utah man kills his wife, mother-in-law, and five kids before shooting himself. Obituary doesn't mention, you know, that, but instead talks about how he was leader in everything he did, an Eagle Scout etc...  Family later releases statement in favor of gun rights  and starts a GoFundMe with a photo that shows Jesus standing with the family in place of the murderer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/gail-earl-and-the-tausha-haight-family?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_content=undefined&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer&utm_term=undefined

 

45 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These mass shootings are so common that this one, in Utah back in January, didn't even warrant mentioning in this thread at the time:

https://nypost.com/2023/01/16/obit-praises-utah-dad-michael-haight-who-killed-wife-5-kids/

TLDR:  Utah man kills his wife, mother-in-law, and five kids before shooting himself. Obituary doesn't mention, you know, that, but instead talks about how he was leader in everything he did, an Eagle Scout etc...  Family later releases statement in favor of gun rights  and starts a GoFundMe with a photo that shows Jesus standing with the family in place of the murderer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/gail-earl-and-the-tausha-haight-family?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_content=undefined&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer&utm_term=undefined

 

From that article:

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Tausha’s sister-in-law, Jennie Earl, told the Associated Press that Michael had removed all guns from the home before the shootings.

She said the lack of access to firearms left Tausha Haight, her mother and her children more “vulnerable.”

Well, apparently not all of the guns ...

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On 5/17/2023 at 12:23 PM, Captainant said:

Well hey now, wherever could a child get an idea that a gun is the ideal tool to solve a problem?? Maybe fatty could elucidate it for us

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2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Lulz. And our votes count the same. Womp. Womp. 

So you've had enough "just asking questions" and are ready to show your true colors.

No problem.  We could always see you anyway.

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

So you've had enough "just asking questions" and are ready to show your true colors.

No problem.  We could always see you anyway.

Meh. Some douche wants to call me a disingenuous pos cunt, he can have a nice reminder that at best we equal each other out. And let’s be honest, if he lives in TX, his vote doesn’t even count as much.  So, in short, fuck him.  I hope he thinks everyday about how awesome Texas is, and spends his time hoping we are turning purple, and that maybe someday, he’ll get to enjoy Texas, too.  And during that time, I’ll continue cancelling that purple vote right the fuck out.  

Lulz. And our votes count the same. Womp. Womp. 

Not really. Electoral college and gerrymandering and such
18 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Meh. Some douche wants to call me a disingenuous pos cunt, he can have a nice reminder that at best we equal each other out. And let’s be honest, if he lives in TX, his vote doesn’t even count as much.  So, in short, fuck him.  I hope he thinks everyday about how awesome Texas is, and spends his time hoping we are turning purple, and that maybe someday, he’ll get to enjoy Texas, too.  And during that time, I’ll continue cancelling that purple vote right the fuck out.  

yeah, you aren't disingenuous...you're a quite genuine and sincere murder dildo cult member. kudos.

45 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Stop majoring in the minors. Ted Cruz is upset with Anheuser Busch for grooming young drinkers. Where’s your outrage.

Meh. Some douche wants to call me a disingenuous pos cunt, he can have a nice reminder that at best we equal each other out. And let’s be honest, if he lives in TX, his vote doesn’t even count as much.  So, in short, fuck him.  I hope he thinks everyday about how awesome Texas is, and spends his time hoping we are turning purple, and that maybe someday, he’ll get to enjoy Texas, too.  And during that time, I’ll continue cancelling that purple vote right the fuck out.  
We know, and you'll vote for people that further disenfranchise minorities and women. Your vote does count more because they will make sure opposing votes are not cast or are thrown out.
14 minutes ago, mchookem said:

yeah, you aren't disingenuous...you're a quite genuine and sincere murder dildo cult member. kudos.

I use murder dildo regularly now. Sincere thank you for that one.  

15 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
41 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:
Meh. Some douche wants to call me a disingenuous pos cunt, he can have a nice reminder that at best we equal each other out. And let’s be honest, if he lives in TX, his vote doesn’t even count as much.  So, in short, fuck him.  I hope he thinks everyday about how awesome Texas is, and spends his time hoping we are turning purple, and that maybe someday, he’ll get to enjoy Texas, too.  And during that time, I’ll continue cancelling that purple vote right the fuck out.  

We know, and you'll vote for people that further disenfranchise minorities and women. Your vote does count more because they will make sure opposing votes are not cast or are thrown out.

Maybe someday a party in Texas will run a center candidate. Don’t hold your breath. 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These mass shootings are so common that this one, in Utah back in January, didn't even warrant mentioning in this thread at the time:

https://nypost.com/2023/01/16/obit-praises-utah-dad-michael-haight-who-killed-wife-5-kids/

TLDR:  Utah man kills his wife, mother-in-law, and five kids before shooting himself. Obituary doesn't mention, you know, that, but instead talks about how he was leader in everything he did, an Eagle Scout etc...  Family later releases statement in favor of gun rights  and starts a GoFundMe with a photo that shows Jesus standing with the family in place of the murderer.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/gail-earl-and-the-tausha-haight-family?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_content=undefined&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer&utm_term=undefined

 

Charles Whitman was an Eagle Scout too.  And f that puto.

10 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Maybe someday a party in Texas will run a center candidate. Don’t hold your breath. 

such a candidate will be called a socialist and a lib by the MAGA wing of the party, and you won't know any better but to believe them

6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

such a candidate will be called a socialist and a lib by the MAGA wing of the party, and you won't know any better but to believe them

I should have been more clear. I meant a center R.  If you don’t have enough sense to drop the D in Texas, you don’t have enough sense to legislate.   Plenty of local stuff to get involved in, I suppose. 

32 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I use murder dildo regularly now. Sincere thank you for that one.  

someone else coined the phrase, i just recognize its accuracy and appropriateness. but it's good that you fully embrace your zealotry, people deserve to know who the child-sacrificing cultists are among civilized society.  

of course, it's Texas, the cultists are in charge anyway. 

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Maybe someday a party in Texas will run a center candidate. Don’t hold your breath. 

yeah, maybe someday. until then, democrats will continue to run republican lite candidates in texas who REALLY CARE ABOUT TRANSPORTATION or some stupid shit and lose to frothy mouthed lunatics that you vote for. why? because, um, i guess that picture of the school child covered in blood didn't really move the meter for you? maybe you were too chickenshit to click the spoiler tag. i saw the video on cnn. it broke my heart. and you've got jokes.

37 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

yeah, maybe someday. until then, democrats will continue to run republican lite candidates in texas who REALLY CARE ABOUT TRANSPORTATION or some stupid shit and lose to frothy mouthed lunatics that you vote for. why? because, um, i guess that picture of the school child covered in blood didn't really move the meter for you? maybe you were too chickenshit to click the spoiler tag. i saw the video on cnn. it broke my heart. and you've got jokes.

I got no jokes. 

Texas sucks. 40 something in education, bottom in infant mortality, bottom in Medicaid/ Medicare, bottom in health care… run by white Christo-fascists. I mean, it’s great for a land owning white guy, but man, outside of that, this place sucks shit.

24 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I got no jokes. 

Dont be silly, you have your entire posting history. 

6 hours ago, Blotto said:

Dont be silly, you have your entire posting history. 

The real joke is 10 people who would tell you otherwise, apparently don’t believe in democracy.  This is my surprised face. 

oh you mean the democracy that one party is trying to destroy and in Texas is actively passing laws to circumvent, the party you keep voting for bc it protects your child sacrificing cult status above literally everything else, that democracy? yeah, it might be in trouble. 

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9 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Charles Whitman was an Eagle Scout too.  And f that puto.

There’s a lot of Eagle Scouts out there.

 

 

Fattyflattie is just set in his ways..... his gun-worshipping, apathetic ways.  Empathy is not in his repertoire, not sure why you guys continue to engage him?

Rs never use the slippery slope argument for more guns would create more homicides and/or more AR-15s would create even more mass shootings.  Nope, the slippery slope argument only slides the way of if they start taking away ARs, where will they stop?  Because Rs love guns and winning hypothetical gun right's arguments more than the lives of their actual, very real children that they were supposed to swear to protect.  They didn't--they failed them, horribly.  So horribly were their failures, that they can't even hold an open casket service.  That's how bad the pro gun argument failed to protect their children.  But hey, those slippery slope gun rights arguments are holding solid.  And that prayer game is doing something, somewhere, I have to believe, or mass shootings would stop.  How's the wild pig population coming--are they winning that yet?  

The feral hog population is actually increasing inversely in proportion to AR15 sales.  Do you know why, Texas?  Because the only thing that can overcome prayers to Jesus about mass shootings is the one animal he could not consume.  
 

you outlawed feral hogs.  Now only non-kosher outlaws have feral hogs with guns. 
 

if this isn’t making any sense, imagine how fucking dumb our gun access is. 

Our culture is so sick, folks kill themselves with opiates. Blame the opiates.

Our culture is so sick, folks kill others with guns. Don’t you dare blame the guns.

The only answer is obviously more opiates 

The only answer is obviously more opiates 

Where do I send my campaign donation?
9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Our culture is so sick, folks kill themselves with opiates. Blame the opiates.

Our culture is so sick, folks kill others with guns. Don’t you dare blame the guns.

I think about this with the "guns are inanimate objects" argument.

Hey, should we legalize fentanyl? It's an inanimate object that does no harm until someone uses it.

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