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For the first time since 1956, Texas has lost five consecutive games. The 1–8 Jayhawks, who hadn’t won a Big 12 road game since 2008, went into Austin and beat the Longhorns 57-56 in overtime

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You look at those hillbillies over there and it’s just all about the tradition of them being the next Big left behind that’s going to destroy Texas on our way out of this conference. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hopefully he announces PK the whole team is being reassigned. 

Fixed

Got my audio (with video!) cued up, can't wait!
 

 

Hopefully he commits seppuku with the tip of a Longhorn's horn while whispering, "I have disgraced you for the last time."

 

 

Edited by TexArcher
This is a joke, obv. Hopefully he just calls somebody a cunt so we can fire him with cause.

please resign Sark.

If I lost to Kansas, I wouldn't be able to show my face in sports again.

what ever happened to dignity?

9 minutes ago, horngasm22 said:

please resign Sark.

If I lost to Kansas, I wouldn't be able to show my face in sports again.

what ever happened to dignity?

Guaranteed $$$$ on the contract trumps dignity. All coaches are FUPM

Edited by perfectchaos007

I don’t know what the point is after turning in the worst season since 1956. The players clearly stopped trying and he’s out of answers

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Hopefully he commits seppuku with the tip of a Longhorn's horn while whispering, "I have disgraced you for the last time."

 

 

maybe he could just show up with a fifth of Jack and pour himself a stiff one and open up with "OK, boys lets get started."

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10 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Does this guy have a bingo card yet?

Yes it has one square with an "L" 

Bingo motherfucker

We are all pretty jacked up. Shame some of us can’t be there in person…lol.

yea usually these things don't start late... 4 after and nothing on the stream (insert snark)

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

Is this thing on?

Someone should have asked that about the headsets Saturday night.

bo davis taking over defensive playcalling duties.

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Just now, bangkok said:

bo davis taking over defensive playcalling duties.

Bo Davis playcall sheet

1st down - "Motherfucker"

2nd down - "Fuck your Mother"

3rd down - "Go Fuck Yourself MotherFucker"

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

He looks like he wants to quit. 

He has my support. For quitting.

Edited by Tex Pete

muthafuckas wasted 10 of my minutes... this is why we lose.  I have a call at at 11:15, muthafuckas.

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 

what bullshit.  what was difficult to overcome was your got damn DC.

No Bijan the rest of the season. Yeah, we're going 4-8. 

Who the fuck asked that first question?

Translates to:

Bijan hitting the portal.  Adios, mofos.

 

Playing bad and winning is the worst thing that can happen???? No.  No it’s not.

LOL, losing is actually good now guys!

 

All jokes aside, I see what he's saying and kinda agree with the notion. But wtf, what a stupid fucking way to say it.

Edited by Hmbre97

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