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1 minute ago, drt said:

Who the fuck asked that first question?

Herman Melville 

He's getting paid fat stacks of cash regardless of what happens, why so nervous?

Calm down, Steve, get confident. You're rich!

Committed to the staff so y’all can forget about coaching staff changes. Believes in them. They didn’t forget to coach overnight. And he will make evaluations at end of season no matter what though.

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Herman Melville 

Well, our Head Coach does look like a Mopey Dick.

He was asked what he was doing to fix the problem. He didn’t say one thing he was doing to fix the problem after 5 minutes. 

5 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

Best of luck to a great player and even better person. 

Thanks for your contributions to our football team. 

No mention of bowl season. Telling. 

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Just couldn't find a W in the Battle of the Basement Saturday night. 

He doesn’t answer questions. Even after saying you should answer the question. 

Sarkisian's life management coach is having to work overtime at this point. 

Sarkisian probably can't help but be teetering at this point. 

Fun fact. Texas has never gone 4-8. Closest was 4-7 back in 1997...when we only played 11 games. 

2 minutes ago, drt said:

No mention of bowl season. Telling. 

It’s better to lose than win and play poorly so no bowl games bc that would be bad.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s really sweating hardcore. 

because he knows he's done.  He lost to fucking Kansas.  recruiting is going to be a dumpster fire.  he'll get 3 years though because "appearances"

On some level, I feel sorry for the guy. It isn't his fault we went full retard and hired him for no reason.

Then again, we've made him wealthy for the rest of his life. 

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

nope. they worked for championship caliber head coaches.   now they don't.

If only there was a magical portal that could help you replenish a roster that's been reduced through injury and attrition. 

5 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Like Tackling.. good coaches can get guys to tackle by this point in the season.. 

He told Kurt he had two good questions. 
 

But it did lead him to say we could have as many as 33 new scholarship players. 

someone told Steve he needed to be a head coach to be considered a success.  this guy doesn't want to be a head coach.   This is like Marcus Dupree coming back to play in the NFL for the Rams for one season just to say he did it. FML. what a complete disaster of a hire.

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

What the fuck were 25 of our players doing having breakfast the College Station Ramada Inn before a home game?

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Excuses excuses excuses. It's like clock work.

and it will thusly be known as the Kansas flu game.  this guy sucks.

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Committed to the staff so y’all can forget about coaching staff changes. Believes in them. They didn’t forget to coach overnight. And he will make evaluations at end of season no matter what though.

I said this yesterday. I got money they make zero changes. If they do it will be a low level switch. No major guys will be removed.

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

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6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 


That’ll happen when 50% of the team are lesbians 

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

A chance for Jordan to play this weekend. 

Can he play LB?

I feel like I 've seen this before.. On numerous occasions over the last 20 years. 

 

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7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Yeah, but you can also use stop-gap measures since you can't recruit 100 freshmen at once and hope we magically go 8-4 for the next two years until those freshmen are juniors.  

I’ll be pretty honest, I feel I could’ve gotten this team to this point. Hubris? Nope.

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Whittington’s head will probably fall off on the first play.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

I honestly don't think getting Card in the game was a terrible idea. Casey was way off the week before. But Card's baby hands bit us in the ass. He has to be done here now.

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We just fucking suck. Everything our staff does is a banana in the tailpipe. This program is the football version of Schleprock right now. 

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Wowzy wowzy woo woo. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

I feel like I 've seen this before.. On numerous occasions over the last 20 years. 

 

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again but expecting different results. I think our fan base knows the results won’t be different over the next couple years. We went from insane, to apathy, to nihilism 

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holy shit. Disaster…

It was the plan going into the game to put Card in??? I mean??????????? 

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This was known before the game even started. 

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5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

I’ll be pretty honest, I feel I could’ve gotten this team to this point. Hubris? Nope.

You for sure could have coached the last five games and the Arkansas game to the same outcomes. Most of us could well have coached us past Kansas. 

I know we've beaten this horse on numerous occasions... BUT... how in the holy fuck did we get here. I mean really.. We can't be that incompetent in regards to fielding a competitive football team... a team that provides the majority of if not all the funding for all other sports at Texas... notably those shitty sports our school is hell bent on being #1 in - I'm looking at you women's rowing. Wtf. 

 

 

19 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Oh my.

You gave up 49 points to Kansas in 4 quarters.  Texas shouldn't given up 49 points to Kansas in 4 fucking games.  

It doesn't take much to tackle Kansas offensive players. That's Kansas.  The inept of the inept. Is tackling something you're still trying to teach? You're crossing over into Clown Brown 2013 presser material, dude. 

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