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[Help Needed] Know someone that owns/lives in the Austonian?

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Thomas J. Henry is standing on an Austonian balcony in one of his commercials. I'm sure if you let him flood the site with his ads...

Ask Marsha Jones. She’s actually paid for several Bevo appearances. Her husband is lead gov counsel for Pfizer. Don’t tell her I sent you. She’s very cool. Good luck.

12 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Ask Marsha Jones. She’s actually paid for several Bevo appearances. Her husband is lead gov counsel for Pfizer. Don’t tell her I sent you. She’s very cool. Good luck.

Guessing there's a backstory here?

12 hours ago, Deej said:

Thomas J. Henry is standing on an Austonian balcony in one of his commercials. I'm sure if you let him flood the site with his ads...

Yes, the guy who spent $6M on his daughter's quinceañera cares about a few message board banners. 

14 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Ask Marsha Jones. She’s actually paid for several Bevo appearances. Her husband is lead gov counsel for Pfizer. Don’t tell her I sent you. She’s very cool. Good luck.

She hot?

16 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Ask Marsha Jones. She’s actually paid for several Bevo appearances. Her husband is lead gov counsel for Pfizer. Don’t tell her I sent you. She’s very cool. Good luck.

Ha, went from elementary through high school with Marsha.  Haven't talked to her over 30 years though, so sorry, can't help.

5 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Guessing there's a backstory here?

Maybe he slipped her the dagger while the husband was out defending Pfizer?

I have a penthouse on floor 54. But it’s rented out to some players from Kansas they wanted to have a dinner there or something 

On 11/17/2021 at 1:32 PM, immamac said:

We need to have someone sponsor our Burnt Ends dinner, please reach out to me via DM or send me an email rick@surlyhorns.com

 

I should hear something back from that couple late tomorrow.  If that's too late, I understand.  Monday at the latest.  They move slow.  

On 11/17/2021 at 1:32 PM, immamac said:

We need to have someone sponsor our Burnt Ends dinner, please reach out to me via DM or send me an email rick@surlyhorns.com

 

Will connect you with them (and/or their neighbors) on Monday.  At above email.  

On 11/18/2021 at 9:34 AM, Eggo said:

Yes, the guy who spent $6M on his daughter's quinceañera cares about a few message board banners. 

Well, he cares enough to run fucking YouTube ads at 1am in the morning when I'm doing a deep dive on Gettysburg and Civil War.

16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, he cares enough to run fucking YouTube ads at 1am in the morning when I'm doing a deep dive on Gettysburg and Civil War.

Sounds like Henry is trying to Beauregard your Sumter. 

On 11/18/2021 at 9:34 AM, Eggo said:

Yes, the guy who spent $6M on his daughter's quinceañera cares about a few message board banners. 

The one with pitbull? It was 8

and his sons was almost 10. Both are models for Dior

Had a party for his firm (but really was a b-day party for his wife) that ran to almost 15 at the SA convention Ctr. A couple urs ago. Had maroon 5, chainsmokers, Enrique Iglesias and a few others. they made the caterer interview models for food service because they don’t like ugly people.  
 

He’s also under investigation by the Feds last I heard. Dude is as shady as it gets. 
 

also, he’s MAYBE 5’2”
 

 

 

13 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

The one with pitbull? It was 8

and his sons was almost 10. Both are models for Dior

Had a party for his firm (but really was a b-day party for his wife) that ran to almost 15 at the SA convention Ctr. A couple urs ago. Had maroon 5, chainsmokers, Enrique Iglesias and a few others. they made the caterer interview models for food service because they don’t like ugly people.  
 

He’s also under investigation by the Feds last I heard. Dude is as shady as it gets. 
 

also, he’s MAYBE 5’2”
 

 

 

Maybe you should take this to the "I'd pee in Thomas J Henry's butt" thread

@immamac is anyone else having an issue with this month’s Burnt Ends contribution? Looks like it’s debiting $42 instead of the usual $10.

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

@immamac is anyone else having an issue with this month’s Burnt Ends contribution? Looks like it’s debiting $42 instead of the usual $10.

@immamac Disregard. Just realized it’s probably my annual $3.50 membership and not Burnt Ends. Thought I signed up late December last year, but it may have been November. 

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