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I call bullshit. They aren’t even close to that desperate in the middle of November.

Oh I digress. He has 23,000 followers! Breaking stories start with guys like this and typically happen.

Lol.  I’ll chip in a few grand to help him move.  Joe C doesn’t bungle hires.  

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1 hour ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

For a guy that just got raped by Baylor.

To be fair Baylor rapes a lot…

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  I’ll chip in a few grand to help him move.  Joe C doesn’t bungle hires.  

hasn't*

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

To be fair Baylor rapes a lot…

But do they save?

8 minutes ago, Tommy Shelby said:

hasn't*

Hope in one hand, shit in the other.  See what fills up first.  Norman isn’t Austin.  Dummies school wise but they aren’t bungling their premier program like UT has.  

2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

And then ou hires Urban

 

 

fuuuuck

This for sure 

7 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Riley to LSU, Traylor to OU?

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This would be fucking awful but fuck it we aren’t winning the sec anything in my lifetime so whatevs

9 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Riley to LSU, Traylor to OU?

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Why leave OU? They'd surely match the LSU offer, and he's already got things going pretty good there. It's not like LSU's path is easier than OU's. Baton Rouge over Norman I get.

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Because recruiting at LSU is easier.  Literal morons have won national championships there.

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

Oh I digress. He has 23,000 followers! Breaking stories start with guys like this and typically happen.

Lol - I was going to say something similar. JBoy’s podcast is the smart place to go for news breaking sports journalism 

i'll buy it, woodward loves the big contract offers and handing over the keys.

and i think riley takes it. why not?

i do sense, without a shred of evidence, some behind the scenes scuffling going on at ou sucks.

and i'd say, continuing the speculation - they'd land aranda. 

13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  I’ll chip in a few grand to help him move.  Joe C doesn’t bungle hires.  

So fire CDC and money whip Joe?

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I'm having flashbacks to when Saban was coming to Austin.  The tracking of flights, the sightings, all of the misinformation is deja vu all over again. But Lincoln can use this to his advantage to get the Sooners to back up the Brinks truck and get himself a Jimbo Fisher payday. At least Riley is getting his current team into the CFP, unliike Fisher who has one top ten finish.

ou about to make texas mistakes look like genius moves if they let him go

Has an OU football coach ever left for another job in the history of the world?

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are truly cursed 

Yup. My prediction is if Riley leaves for LSU,  OU will strike out on their top 3-4 candidates,  then they will offer Sark and we will all rejoice to get rid of him.  Then, because he is no longer at Texas, he will miraculously turn into a good coach and beat the shit out of us for 10-15 years straight.   Sigh....

Jimmy Johnson to OU, Saban as DC, Urban as OC.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Because recruiting at LSU is easier.  Literal morons have won national championships there.

Plus the ability to recruit legit defensive players

56 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Has an OU football coach ever left for another job in the history of the world?

Jim Tatum and Chuck Fairbanks.

lincs knows how he wins in the rig12

0u ain't winning the same way in the sec

redstick is a no-brainer

42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jimmy Johnson to OU, Saban as DC, Urban as OC.

Gruden to Title IX Coodinator.

Lincoln is a pussy, so whatever the pussy move is in this case, that's what he'll do.

Lincoln Riley to LSU.

Bob Stoops back to ou.

Greg Schiano to Texas.

We go 4-8 forever and ou wins the SEC every other year.

The asteroid that ends it all never comes.

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup. My prediction is if Riley leaves for LSU,  OU will strike out on their top 3-4 candidates,  then they will offer Sark and we will all rejoice to get rid of him.  Then, because he is no longer at Texas, he will miraculously turn into a good coach and beat the shit out of us for 10-15 years straight.   Sigh....

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2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Yup. My prediction is if Riley leaves for LSU,  OU will strike out on their top 3-4 candidates,  then they will offer Sark and we will all rejoice to get rid of him.  Then, because he is no longer at Texas, he will miraculously turn into a good coach and beat the shit out of us for 10-15 years straight.   Sigh....

Worse, they will hire Tom F'n Herman...but the end result will be the same.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Riley to LSU, Heupel to OU.

 

Huepel will eat more dicks than Stoops and Riley combined.  He will look like Mangino halfway through the first season.

19 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

For a guy that just got raped by Baylor.

Baylor rapes everyone and everything

12 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Huepel will eat more dicks than Stoops and Riley combined.  He will look like Mangino halfway through the first season.

He's getting close already.

3 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

Jim Tatum and Chuck Fairbanks.

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Over the next six years, Fairbanks led Oklahoma to three Big Eight Conference titles, with 11–1 records in each of his final two seasons. Three months after his mid-contract departure to the New England Patriots of the NFL, Oklahoma was forced to forfeit nine games from the 1972 season after evidence of recruiting violations involving altered transcripts of student-athletes surfaced. Fairbanks denied any knowledge of this. The scandal under his watch made Sooners ineligible for bowl games or the UPI national championship for two years after he left. After the Fairbanks’ departure his successor Barry Switzer, claimed national titles in 1974 and 1975 with teams that were still on NCAA probation. OU claimed the national title in 1974 despite not being allowed to participate in a bowl game, and claimed the national title in 1975 despite not being allowed to appear on television.

Good thing they could rely on Switzer to clean up the mess left by Fairbanks. 

6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So fire CDC and money whip Joe?

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That would actually get me down a bit.  Joe C is the real deal.  The fact he doesn’t take input from dipshits like myself means a lot.  

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That would actually get me down a bit.  Joe C is the real deal.  The fact he doesn’t take input from dipshits like myself means a lot.  

Sucks as a Texas fan to say this, but Joe C is a great fucking AD, likely the best. If Riley leaves, he'll get the next hire right.

It'll be Aranda, or possibly Traylor, since OU isn't at all afraid to roll the dice. 

Either dude would be set up properly and kill it there. Traylor would be a nightmare from a recruiting standpoint. 

3 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Worse, they will hire Tom F'n Herman...but the end result will be the same.

Worse, Tom will bring in muschamp as DC and Charlie strong as a position coach (who eventually works his way back up to coordinator :) 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Guys, we're never going to be good again.

Just accept it.

Fuck off

Oklahoma isn't afraid to hire coordinators with no head coaching experience if they think they're the best option. 

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Oklahoma isn't afraid to hire coordinators with no head coaching experience if they think they're the best option. 

Elko to Oklahoma confirmed.

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Oklahoma isn't afraid to hire coordinators with no head coaching experience if they think they're the best option. 

At Texas we would never! You have to have head coach experience, know how to gladhand, know how to deal with political side of the job, know how to do a bunch of other dumb shit that does not include coaching the game of football.

12 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That would actually get me down a bit.  Joe C is the real deal.  The fact he doesn’t take input from dipshits like myself means a lot.  

I mean, this board doesn’t take your dipshit input, so . . . .

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