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How to get laid, according to the Hallmark Movie Channel

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On 11/18/2021 at 8:00 AM, DFWTexEx said:

There has to be a gazebo involved somewhere in there.


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And some sort of stupid small town festival like the cucumber festival or toenail clipper fair. 

You guys are on to something with the serial killer thing.  Use all the regular actors and set pieces.  The Science Fiction channel would be all over it 

Looks like Netflix is in the game with something starring Brooke shields and cary elwes. 
 

best selling novelist shields goes to a Scottish castle to escape some sort of scandal, where she initially clashes with the owner, Duke Elwes. 

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looks like Netflix is in the game with something starring Brooke shields and cary elwes. 
 

best selling novelist shields goes to a Scottish castle to escape some sort of scandal, where she initially clashes with the owner, Duke Elwes. 

Then there will be much suffering in Gilda's Brook tonight.

If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

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If you're gonna make this, you have to play it straight for the first act. Second act hints start dropping that something isn't as it seems. Third act is a full on bloodbath. But there can't be any hint of the third act in any of the promotional materials. The title has to be a generic hallmark movie type title. You gotta suck the ladies in with what they think is a generic hallmark Christmas movie and then drop a few gallons of blood on them.

Do you have a link to your kickstarter?

I mean, we have writers here. We just need to get one or more on board to come up with a proper screenplay and then shop it out or however it works. 

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