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Might not be the place for it but thought I'd ask surly for help.  I matched with a girl and she said to guess her favorite karaoke song if I wanted her number.  All she gave me as a hint was "wanna"  I guessed "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow.  She said to think of a more fast paced song.  I'm stumped.  For reference, we are both in our early 20s.  

Edited by Tex48

Spice Girls - If you wanna be my lover (you gotta get with my friends)?

Wanna Dance with Somebody is listed as one of the top 25 karaoke songs of all time.  It's an older code, but it checks out.

There's also Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.

 

Edited by dcbc

I fucked that girl last week.  It's Prince's I Wanna be Your Lover.

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1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Spice Girls - If you wanna be my lover (you gotta get with my friends)?

I'm rolling with this one.  Makes the most sense.  Will keep yall updated.  

3 hours ago, Tex48 said:

I'm rolling with this one.  Makes the most sense.  Will keep yall updated.  

That one is actually titled "Wannabe."

You can use this link to search song titles:  https://www.chosic.com/song-title-search/

There are some interesting ones on the list that you should suggest even if they're not correct - I Wanna See Some Ass by jetsonmade would be at the top of the list.

 

Was she with a group of girlfriends?  Because Spice Girls stuff is not a song a female would sing solo at Karaoke.  It would sound weird.  Would completely make sense for an ensemble of drunk chicks, but not a solo gig or duet with a dude.  

I still say it's "Welcome to the (Wanna) Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew.

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19 hours ago, Tex48 said:

I'm rolling with this one.  Makes the most sense.  Will keep yall updated.  

Did we win?

I wanna be sedated.  Could be very good, or very bad, for you.

“Girls just wanna have fun”- no brainer. Maybe I should be fucking this chick. 

6 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

“Girls just wanna have fun”- no brainer. Maybe I should be fucking this chick. 

Well, she does get around.

"Oh she does, does she?"

Like the scrolling menu at Karaoke night, apparently.

Is wanna in the title or a lyric? Maybe it’s All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom.

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On 11/19/2021 at 7:50 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

Did we win?

We won!  Thanks for the help guys!

And I'll assume that our prize will be coming soon. Just let her know that she doesn't have to do the sharpie in the butthole in the first set. 

On 11/20/2021 at 4:59 PM, Tex48 said:

We won!  Thanks for the help guys!

Avatar checks out

On 11/18/2021 at 11:51 AM, Tex48 said:

Might not be the place for it but thought I'd ask surly for help.  I matched with a girl and she said to guess her favorite karaoke song if I wanted her number.  All she gave me as a hint was "wanna"  I guessed "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow.  She said to think of a more fast paced song.  I'm stumped.  For reference, we are both in our early 20s.  

She sounds like she’s high maintenance. Tell her you don’t wanna play games and to find some other sucker. 

On 11/20/2021 at 5:29 PM, washparkhorn said:

Whitney>Spice Girls

 

Loved the remix of this song:


I WANNA SMOKEE CRACK WITH SOMEBODY…WITH SOMEBODY WHO HAS CRACKKKKKK

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