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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
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    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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It's like going to bed at night hoping your wife will have sex with you, but you will always be disappointed. Yet you still care and try.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Why am I watching this game?

Cuz we care, or are sadists. Either one works. 

Let hope these fragile basket case players can handle a 1 hour time change.

Texas FIGHT!!!

I know this season is disappointing but let's show up and play hard.

Play to a standard!

Hook'em!

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Cuz we care, or are sadists. Either one works. 

at least its an ethos

Just chiming in to say I'm not watching the game, but I'll post afterward like I did.
Because it's Surly.

Imma watch but 

 

Because I think today is the day we put people on the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 1. I can feel it in my bones, Linus!

Thankfully we have a crack defensive staff who can scheme around this.

I always suspected it would be for loss of blood flow.

Okay, fellas.  We're not gonna get a rainout, so try not to suck today.

After 50-plus years and who knows how many disappointments, I still can't keep from watching. So...I'm in again. 

Over Under on time in game when most her turn it off.  I’m going to say 4:00 in 3rd. 

10 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

It's like going to bed at night hoping your wife will have sex with you, but you will always be disappointed. Yet you still care and try.

This is the correct feeling 

Just now, mdleast said:

As always, Herbie hates us

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Hate him back.  Works for me.

So does WVU score on their opening drive or no?  I’m going to say yes 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So does WVU score on their opening drive or no?  I’m going to say yes 

Pretty sure they scored 14 during warm-ups.

The fucking Greg Davis play even gets a dozen yards against us.

Christ.

its like our defenders are idiots... the ball goes to the flat,  theres 2 WR out there and 1 Tx defender... and our defender runs directly into the blocker instead of trying to go after the guy with the ball

who needs 4 down territory when you can give them a free 5 yards on 3rd and 4.5

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Because I think today is the day we put people on the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 1. I can feel it in my bones, Linus!

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3rd and 5 definitely called for 15 yard cushions.

Can’t stop anything. 

I'm watching 'This Old House.' In case anyone's interested. 

Motherfucker, 3 and 3 with a 7 yd cushion. Good thing Sark got involved in the defense.

LOL at "4 down territory," as if we were ever going to stop them on 3rd.

God we suck so bad on defense.

Our Dline just leans into the Olineman. No moves, no pressure. Just sumo belly fighting.

Watching brockermyer play gives me hope that my slow ass unathletitc son csn go D1

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