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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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#255
7 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Do y'all think they coaches even care? They are cashing huge checks for this shitshow. 

I think the coaches want to flat out strangle the life out of about 70 percent of the players. Wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire type of disdain for their soft bitchassness

#258

Fuck Texas just needs to do like that high school in Arkansas and go for it on 4th down and onsides kick every kickoff

and when they said "all gas" who knew they meant in fucking REVERSE

#263

Why not try every trick play and everything in ur arsenal for practice at this point? Everyone needs the practice on this field. Lulz.

#264
Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

TexArcher dropping deuces like Texas receivers dropping passes!
#265

There was a wide open receiver at the top of the screen and he never even looked that direction. Instead just locked on the guy in triple coverage in the middle of the field. 

#266
Just now, elfenix said:

how is it with all the quarterbacks the state of texas produces each year we haven't lucked into one in the last 12 years?

come on man, Sam was decent.   he just couldnt win every fucking game  by himself, and when he tried, he got in trouble. 

#270
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

Following the lead of the team?

#271

I forgot we had a game until I just opened my ESPN app right now. After watching this shit attempt at a drive I think I'll go back to forgetting here in a bit and get lunch

#275

Neal Brown angry that Ref not near the penalty throws the flag -- yelling "that's not your call"   😂😂😂

#280

Lol I was specifically watching the blocking play. WVU guy made it a point to not touch the UT player as he was diving, but he was behind the Texas player so the ref threw the flag. I imagine the same thing happened on our bullshit flag on the return. Refs are wayyyyyy too happy to throw flags on kick & punt returns for whatever reason.

#282

I’m just watching so I can squash the hot takes after the game from those who definitely didn’t watch. I’m coming for ya. Lol.

#283
Just now, LonghornSean said:

Amazing how bad our offense is

 Can't execute the basics. Play 1 Brewer runs right by the defender leaving him to blow up Johnson. Play two drop by Wiley. Play 3 locks in on receiver in triple coverage.

#284
Shitty pass by Thompson. I mean real shitty. 
We don't have a QB. Won't win consistently until we do.
#285
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Neal Brown angry that Ref not near the penalty throws the flag -- yelling "that's not your call"   😂😂😂

Well to be fair I think we are all sick of The officials. 

#286

Honestly, This team is about 4 years away, they may be worse next year, we are looking at 1-2 shots at winning next year 

#287

No problem. The band leader can shake his ass like a stripper in a cowboy hat and boots. TEXAS

#288
3 minutes ago, Modessit said:


Maybe throw Kielan Robinson the ball? At least he can catch Covid.

He actually didn't catch it, just exposed and unvaccinated

#293
2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Fuck Texas just needs to do like that high school in Arkansas and go for it on 4th down and onsides kick every kickoff

and when they said "all gas" who knew they meant in fucking REVERSE

 We’d probably fuck that up as well (going in reverse). For me, it’s more like in neutral. 

#295

i've been higher on sark and the staff than most of you, but the lack of effort and weaknesses in, well, every single facet of the game at this point is evident.

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