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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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#802
4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

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Unfortunately our season has been more like the gasoline fight from the first movie. 

#807
1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Watching Schooler celebrate each play in this game as if he hasn’t been awful all season including giving up the 2pt conversion against Kansas is very annoying.

Watching a wr start on our senior defense is annoying in itself

#809

Ugh the perfect time to have an injured player to give them time to review that, even unintentionally we fuck our selves

#810

Toe didn't touch the ground. The front view makes it look like it might have, but side view shows it wasn't close.

#811

He hit his cleat. Not a catch. But, you know, who knows what they call.

#814

Anyone catch that from the stadium PA? "Attention student section. Please refrain from throwing objects onto the field. This could result in a penalty and ejection from the stadium."

#817
Just now, LonghornSean said:

Not sure the toe touched the turf

Bitchass shove by Foster. He should've laid him the fuck out.

#819

Incomplete. I don’t think the foot actually touched the ground, it changed direction bc Foster pushed him

#820
It's like going to bed at night hoping your wife will have sex with you, but you will always be disappointed. Yet you still care and try.

So you’re saying if there’s any chance for us to score we need to get WVU drunk?
#823
4 minutes ago, burdine said:

A small bit of positivity that the WV Def Coordinator thinks we are the best "schematic" offense he plays in the Big 12.

A nice compliment to this staff.

Better watch it WV DC.  That kind of analysis could be a fireable offense

#825
Watching Schooler celebrate each play in this game as if he hasn’t been awful all season including giving up the 2pt conversion against Kansas is very annoying.

Cowboys’ Jaylon Smith like
#826

if foster wasnt such a fucking loser pussy and laid into him like literally any DB on any team in america he doesnt come down with that

#830
of course Foster quits instead of getting the guy out of bounds. 

I’m so baffled that someone who’s obviously not trying keeps getting playing time. Unless he has a major injury he’s playing through which makes half sense.
#832

Sark is going to have his pick of Big 12 DC's since his requirement is having stopped his offense once.

#836

Anyone catch the stadium announcer telling the student section to quit throwing shit on the field going to the commercial?  Fuck WVU

#839
5 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


Michigan States D is much like ours.

Our record would be much like theirs had we played their schedule.

We lost to Kansas, dummy. 

#841
2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

if foster wasnt such a fucking loser pussy and laid into him like literally any DB on any team in america he doesnt come down with that

I didn't like Brandon Jones comments all week, but my mind comes back to BJ Foster every time...

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#843

again... every. single. time. we needed this fucking defense to get a stop on a drive this year.  they havent.

i expect nothing different

#845

So you’re saying if there’s any chance for us to score we need to get WVU drunk?
If WVU is like my wife, one drink and she's asleep. That would help but we wouldn't end up scoring.
#846
5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I’m not falling for this “hope” bullshit 

Hope is a hell of a drug. I try not to, but I’m addicted….

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