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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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#1303

I rewound that one - the defender jumped over another guy and then sorta fell on Card. Could’ve been called but don’t think it was an intentional hit

#1304
Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah well, again, Card hasn't done dick against either. And actually - Casey lit OU up.

OU statistically has a worse defense than Texas this year.

#1312

Where the fuck is the talent on this team? These kids were ranked in the top 20 as a class over the last 4 years. This kind of playing level might be acceptable at small market programs like Eastern Michigan or Texas A&M but not here.

#1329
Where the fuck is the talent on this team? These kids were ranked in the top 20 as a class over the last 4 years. This kind of playing level might be acceptable at small market programs like Eastern Michigan or Texas A&M but not here.
I hate to break it to you, but it is acceptable here. That's why it's been happening for a decade now. This is the new Texas standard. Ghost of Deloss Dodds out front should have told you.
#1332
2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

This is the worst Texas football team I’ve ever seen.

I would like to formally apologize to the 2010 squad because you're right. This team looks awful.

#1333
Just now, Auto Driller said:

We are playing 2 defensive lineman. Is it any surprise we can’t stop the run?

 

Fire PK immediately 

But we have a Jack and a Buck! What else do you want?

#1335
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

the defense is literally just standing around and not even fucking trying to tackle someone

But fire PK!!!!

#1336
1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Hudson "The Waco Kid" Card

Hudson "Gunslinger" Card

Hudson "Hindenburg" Card

Hudson "Stormtrooper Blaster Arm" Card

 

#1337
Casey is leading the B12 in passing TDs. He is feast or famine but good God he's done more this season. 
Card only started what - 2 games? Played in 5? Casey's TDs last week would've have been better if his shitty play hadn't had us in a big hole at the half. The defense sucks, but at least the offense can match. Casey hasn't played well since the ou first half. It might be the injury, but he's not better NOW and that's what matters.
#1338
1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

We are playing 2 defensive lineman. Is it any surprise we can’t stop the run?

 

Fire PK immediately 

We could play 30 and not stop the run. The pass is the problem though.

#1341

If anyone ever sees BJ anywhere I hope they slap him in the face and tell him he's a bitch. 

#1346
Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Announcer: "BJ Foster threw Brown to the ground."

Narrator: He didn't.

That would have to mean Foster gave a shit about something which he doesn’t.

#1349
1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Announcer: "BJ Foster threw Brown to the ground."

Narrator: He didn't.

No shit.  The next time Foster throws a ball carrier to the ground will be the first.

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