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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck you, Mack.

Yeah, he was totally the problem. He’s gone and everything is great.

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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13 minutes ago, Texaspython said:

Sally?

Last resort of a moron. You and people like you have gotten all you want. Mack is gone. He was the problem, all is well, right Pete? Well done dipshit.

You are a stupid motherfucker to have watched all of this and concluded that Mack is the solution to all our problems. Or your related to him or one of his booster buddies. If we hadn’t needed to pry him out of his office, we most likely wouldn’t be where we are today. 

7 minutes ago, Texaspython said:

Yeah, he was totally the problem. He’s gone and everything is great.

Well, he could have made the transition easier. He chose to pout and torpedo the process.

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You are a stupid motherfucker to have watched all of this and concluded that Mack is the solution to all our problems. Or your related to him or one of his booster buddies. If we hadn’t needed to pry him out of his office, we most likely wouldn’t be where we are today. 

Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

2 minutes ago, Texaspython said:

Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. 

Where is this straw man argument coming from? Who has said we’re in a great spot?
 

We also weren’t in a great spot when Mack made us fire him. He had made himself the focus of the program. That would have been fine if he hadn’t become so incredibly lazy. He sure is proving us wrong in Chapel Hill!

We should have kept Mack totally. He is setting the world on fire over at UNC....

If you're here to imagine a hypothetical where Mack didn't fuck the program, and this is all somehow our fault, just shut the fuck up and click the recommended post at the top of this page and pay Worthy. 

1 minute ago, B00M said:

If you're here to imagine a hypothetical where Mack didn't fuck the program, and this is all somehow our fault, just shut the fuck up and click the recommended post at the top of this page and pay Worthy. 

Muschamp leaving should have been a huge red flag that moving on from Mack Brown would be easier said than done.

Mack was a lazy bloated fuck at the end of his tenure.   If he doesn’t get lazy and eat all your cookies, he may still be here and have a Kerrygold endorsement. 

7 minutes ago, B00M said:

If you're here to imagine a hypothetical where Mack didn't fuck the program, and this is all somehow our fault, just shut the fuck up and click the recommended post at the top of this page and pay Worthy. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.burntorangenation.com/platform/amp/2021/10/12/22722702/xavier-worthy-fumble-steve-sarkisian-texas-longhorns-oklahoma-sooners
 

This guy? 

Is this the worst roster at Texas in the last 30 years? 

It's not exaggeration to say there are only two good players on the roster. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Is this the worst roster at Texas in the last 30 years? 

It's not exaggeration to say there are only two good players on the roster. 

This is the worst Texas team since 1956.

jesus christ. you guys argue like a bunch of teenage girls over the dumbest shit...

 

Fuck, is it the off season yet?

Just now, B00M said:

Is this the worst poster on surly? Are you an aggy troll?

Just love what you and the mindless morons have achieved at Texas. Seriously, well done, we’re in great shape!

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Do Wisconsin women playing OL count towards our Title IX numbers?

Marla Hooch on Tumblr

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

jesus christ. you guys argue like a bunch of teenage girls over the dumbest shit...

 

Fuck, is it the off season yet?

It was the off season for this team after OU. They quit about then. 

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is this the worst roster at Texas in the last 30 years? 

It's not exaggeration to say there are only two good players on the roster. 

Where were you during the Charlie Strong years?  Much of the Big 12 not only were better teams, they had as much if not more talent.

5 minutes ago, bullet said:

Where were you during the Charlie Strong years?  Much of the Big 12 not only were better teams, they had as much if not more talent.

Shhh. Txpylon is going to get offended. He thinks Mack Brown was stockpiling talent to win a championship. We just didn’t give him enough time to turn it around. And to clean the feces off his office walls. 

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3 minutes ago, bullet said:

Where were you during the Charlie Strong years?  Much of the Big 12 not only were better teams, they had as much if not more talent.

But we got errbody.

here.... enjoy... this is about as relevant as anything else we're bitching about... program's fucked, we're all fucked... or so the Germans would have us believe....

 

1 minute ago, bullet said:

Where were you during the Charlie Strong years?  Much of the Big 12 not only were better teams, they had as much if not more talent.

This roster isworse than the Strong years.

We could do a position by position break down and I bet Strong's rosters win the majority of position groups. At least those teams had some decent players like Malik, Foreman, Dickson, Elliott, Omenihu, Boyd, Ridgeway....

The defensive roster is a joke compared to those Strong years. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This roster isworse than the Strong years.

We could do a position by position break down and I bet Strong's rosters win the majority of position groups. At least those teams had some decent players like Malik, Foreman, Dickson, Elliott, Omenihu, Boyd, Ridgeway....

The defensive roster is a joke compared to those Strong years. 

Shout out to Devin Duvernay.

Is this the worst poster on surly? Are you an aggy troll?

Yes. He needs to be crowd negged.
9 minutes ago, bullet said:

Where were you during the Charlie Strong years?  Much of the Big 12 not only were better teams, they had as much if not more talent.

That’s what frustrating. Compared to those teams we have much more talent compared to the competition. 
 

Our coaching is just sooo dysfunctional. 

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:


Yes. He needs to be crowd negged.

So pussy

Just now, ONE YARD said:

That’s what frustrating. Compared to those teams we have much more talent compared to the competition. 

Our coaching is just sooo dysfunctional. 

I'm not sure that this is true at all.

This roster is nowhere close to the Strong years. Especially on defense. 

In Strong's final year he had B. Jones, Boyd, Omenihu, Holton Hill, Elliott, Malik, and Poona. Our current roster can't sniff that talent level on defense. It's not even close. 

 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How many of y'all really expected to win today?

I absolutely did not. This team quit some time ago. We’re losing next week, too. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I absolutely did not. This team quit some time ago. We’re losing next week, too. 

Yup, IDK why these dipshits are fighting and debating this game. Nothing matters, we're fucked for the next 2-3 years with this staff.....CONTINUITY BABY!

This roster isworse than the Strong years.
We could do a position by position break down and I bet Strong's rosters win the majority of position groups. At least those teams had some decent players like Malik, Foreman, Dickson, Elliott, Omenihu, Boyd, Ridgeway....
The defensive roster is a joke compared to those Strong years. 
 
 


First off, none of those dudes you mentioned except Foreman and Ridgeway were here in year 1. Second, freshman playing next to freshman next to freshman is a disaster.

The Oline talent to start was horrid. The RB depth non-existent. The QB depth not good.

The offensive roster at the time was the worst in history. The defense was solid for the 1st team but lacked depth and really experience.


You have guys on this roster that participated in whipping Utah’s ass. The Utah that sent quite a few dudes to the NFL. Presumably some of those dudes are now whipping oregon ass.

The results are awful, but this team went toe to toe with 3 top 10-15 teams. They don’t lack talent.

I’m thinking Thompson has surgery on his thumb the week after we lose to KSU

4 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

 


First off, none of those dudes you mentioned except Foreman and Ridgeway were here in year 1. Second, freshman playing next to freshman next to freshman is a disaster.

The Oline talent to start was horrid. The RB depth non-existent. The QB depth not good.

The offensive roster at the time was the worst in history. The defense was solid for the 1st team but lacked depth and really experience.


You have guys on this roster that participated in whipping Utah’s ass. The Utah that sent quite a few dudes to the NFL. Presumably some of those dudes are now whipping oregon ass.

The results are awful, but this team went toe to toe with 3 top 10-15 teams. They don’t lack talent.

 

WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? WE'RE LITERAL DOG WATER! WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN DEBATING ANYTHING? FUCKING LITERALLY JUST STOP, WE'RE FUCKED UNTIL AT LEAST 2024-2030

I did not see any of the game and tried to follow along while tailgating. Was it as ugly as most of you all are saying?

WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MATTER? WE'RE LITERAL DOG WATER! WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN DEBATING ANYTHING? FUCKING LITERALLY JUST STOP, WE'RE FUCKED UNTIL AT LEAST 2024-2030

It doesn’t matter.

But nobody said you gots to be here.
1 minute ago, Had Enough said:


It doesn’t matter.

But nobody said you gots to be here.

Then stfu, nothing you say is going to fix this team......as long as sark is here we're fucked. lets just hope his dumbass starts hitting the bottle again.

Then stfu, nothing you say is going to fix this team......as long as sark is here we're fucked. lets just hope his dumbass starts hitting the bottle again.

Ok. Sure.
17 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

 


First off, none of those dudes you mentioned except Foreman and Ridgeway were here in year 1. Second, freshman playing next to freshman next to freshman is a disaster.

The Oline talent to start was horrid. The RB depth non-existent. The QB depth not good.

The offensive roster at the time was the worst in history. The defense was solid for the 1st team but lacked depth and really experience.


You have guys on this roster that participated in whipping Utah’s ass. The Utah that sent quite a few dudes to the NFL. Presumably some of those dudes are now whipping oregon ass.

The results are awful, but this team went toe to toe with 3 top 10-15 teams. They don’t lack talent.

 

You're telling me last year's team had a QB that was drafted, a 2nd round tackle, one of the top 3 defense ends in college football, and a couple more 5th round picks. Wow, I am surprised that last year's team was better. 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Then stfu, nothing you say is going to fix this team......as long as sark is here we're fucked. lets just hope his dumbass starts hitting the bottle again.

Yup, there have been many bad moves made over the last 10 yrs. Sark, in this scenario, isn’t the guy.

32 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

How many of y'all really expected to win today?

Kansas is the only game I’ve expected to win since osu. We’d lose to pretty much any P5 school at this point. 

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yup, IDK why these dipshits are fighting and debating this game. Nothing matters, we're fucked for the next 2-3 years with this staff.....CONTINUITY BABY!

And the conference switch makes all of this more difficult and probably worse. 

7 hours ago, immamac said:

Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

In for fiddy….

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

And the conference switch makes all of this more difficult and probably worse. 

Nothing about that move is bad. Not one thing.

7 minutes ago, Texaspython said:

Yup, there have been many bad moves made over the last 10 yrs. Sark, in this scenario, isn’t the guy.

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4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

There’s a real shot we don’t win more than. 3 games next year 

Come on, man.  We were doing well with Casey until he hurt his thumb.  He couldn't even handle snaps up until last week and he's basically just hoping passes go where he intends to throw them at this point.  He was nowhere this bad with accuracy before.  Even with the horrible QB play, terribad defense and all the injuries, 5 of the last 6 losses have been 1 possession games.  For starters, we need to kick PK to the curb and play a defensive scheme that actually does something in this conference.

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Nothing about that move is bad. Not one thing.

Time will tell. We’re winning 4 in this shit ass conference so it literally can’t get much worse. There is still room to fall perception and relevance wise. 

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