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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Leave Foster in morgantown to work at fucking taco bell

These dudes out here think they're playing two hand touch.

Big 12 refs: hey wait let's make the correct call because it's better for wvu if Foster is ON the field 

Replay was clear. How was that called in the first place?

Just now, TexArcher said:

Ejected BJ Foster is addition by subtraction.

Why was he even playing?

Damn I was actually hoping the referees would do us a favor and get Foster out of the game.

Was really hoping that would be the last we’d ever see of BJ Foster in a Texas uniform

i just blows my mind how this fucking defense absolutely can not stop a fucking drive unless its 3 and out. 

Just too easy against a shitty WVU team.  This defense is the worse ever

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Most of this team's upperclassmen quit when they realized their dream of winning the Big 12 championship wasn't going to come true this year. They have not pride, no heart, and I don't think any coaching is going to change that.

So we just need to wait for the new kids to come in to their own?  So just like 2-3 more years of suckage?

Doege couldn't make these throws 95% of the time. Must be us.

awesome 4 more years of this shit.

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I feel like we’re being trolled now. 

Prepare thy anus

I mean horns down doesn’t actually have any sting to it when we actually are down morons

We may not top 100 yards of offense in this gaem   its over 

If we have to choose been 2 shitty QBs, play the younger one. Maybe he'll learn something and it'll help in the future. If not, it doesn't change the result of this game anyway.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

1.2 yards per play...

 

Here's a newsflash for you, THEY BOTH SUCK!

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Can Card honestly be worse?

Thompson is the definition of a JAG

Fuck..do you even fucking watch

I'm honestly shocked the WVU win  % is only 81.6% at the moment on ESPN.

Seems low.

We are bad at just about every phase of the game. Even Craig Way seems to fuck up the calls at a steady pace. What did we do to deserve this bullshit football program?

how far into next season does this streak stretch?

We're so cursed that we can't get BJ off the field and every time WVU's QB needs to make a critical throw, he's like Burrow back there.

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

I am actually laughing . We are horrible and need to burn it down and start from scratch 

That's what we're doing

this is just funny at this point to watch the train wreck. Gonna go finish some chores around the house.

Yup

Card would undoubtedly be worse at this point.

But I bet you’ll see him if Thompson doesn’t get any better.

Hey let's make this game fun by seeing which side of the ball is worse

Defense gave up 14 points and a bunch of yards 

Offense cant score and cant get any yards 

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