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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Just now, taybo20 said:

Fuck..do you even fucking watch

Did you even watch the first Q?

Number of poor passes. 1.2 yards per play.

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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1 minute ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So we just need to wait for the new kids to come in to their own?  So just like 2-3 more years of suckage?

Unless the portal provides a quick fix, two years minimum. That's if the coaches are worth a shit as a unit.

4 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I keep watching so if we ever do start winning again I can tell my great grandchildren I was there at our lowest point in the history of the program.

So far. Lowest point so far. 

1 minute ago, naija said:

how far into next season does this streak stretch?

I mean, we can’t beat the worst teams in the conference and two of the three OCC games are utep and bama.  We might win one game? 

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Just now, NoName said:

Did you even watch the first Q?

Number of poor passes. 1.2 yards per play.

Your recency bias is too much

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

If we have to choose been 2 shitty QBs, play the younger one. Maybe he'll learn something and it'll help in the future. If not, it doesn't change the result of this game anyway.

We’ve seen that before and yes he is way worse than Thompson…….  And he won’t be starting ever so you won’t learn shit

Had my colonoscopy on Tuesday so thread title hits close to home.  It is also accurate.  

Just now, C-Man said:


Card would undoubtedly be worse at this point.

But I bet you’ll see him if Thompson doesn’t get any better.

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

Offense hasn't even had a single first down.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

So far. Lowest point so far. 

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1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Do we have a 1st down?

No

I am actually laughing . We are horrible and need to burn it down and start from scratch 

I wish I could laugh but I’m mind numbingly depressed, angry, and bereft


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Just now, Starfleet Command said:

2010 vs 2016 vs 2021 - which was the worst team of this millennium? 

2010 would beat the living shit out of this team.

And this is why we play off coverage. I'd blame the lack of a pass rush, but that's not the reason these balls are getting thrown.

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Do we have a 1st down?

Nope

I can't imagine how Sark hasn't fallen off the wagon yet. I'd hate to see it happen to him but damn, if this doesn't drive you to drink I don't know what will. 

We really sent 7 on that play and got the pressure of 3. 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Had my colonoscopy on Tuesday so thread title hits close to home.  It is also accurate.  

Let's Go Brandon!

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Seriously looks like we recruited guys who should be playing D2 football.

Or, hear me out, we haven’t coached them.  We have sucked for 11 years but look how many current NFL players we have.  The numbers alone tells me we should be top 20 maybe top 10.   

2 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So we just need to wait for the new kids to come in to their own?  So just like 2-3 more years of suckage?

I'm pretty sure there are high school kids that could come in and take a majority of the spots on the roster.

Do we have a 1st down?

Not yet, but the good news is that we still have 3 more quarters to get a first down. I have faith in this team to fall ass backwards for 10 yards at some point today.

Wow, no flag on the return!!

I like that the ESPU crew had that little Royal tidbit available. Always nice when we get worst season info on the telecast.

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I can't imagine how Sark hasn't fallen off the wagon yet. I'd hate to see it happen to him but damn, if this doesn't drive you to drink I don't know what will. 

He's cashing large checks. He ain't that stressed.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

HIs receivers are having his passes go right through both fucking hands. This is not on Casey. 


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2 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

2010 vs 2016 vs 2021 - which was the worst team of this millennium? 

this team by a mile

 

Throwing wide or behind of well covered Brewer isn't working.  Time to try something else.

Damn horrible throws by Thompson.  This team can’t do anything right, SMH 

Do we have a single first down?

Nope

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