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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Man, Thompson is dogshit but it’s so sad to think that Card is actually worse.

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Four three and outs in a row?

Fuck it. Let's go wildcat with RoJo

who in the holy fuck is Casey throwing to?

 

the ball isnt even in the vicinity of the receivers,  the refs could legit call  grounding on these passes and it would be accurate

Just now, MillerEP said:

Do we have a single first down?

You could put our total yds from the game so far and we'd barely have a 1st down.

Raise your hand if you had zero first downs through 5 drives in your bingo card 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

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Dicker the kicker

CASEY THOMPSON JUST HORRIBLE TODAY...   FUCK !!!

Again, why not put Roschon at QB? Can't be worse than this

heres the sad thing,  line is kind of blocking lol

Just go ahead and put Wright in. Please. Even for one series. I triple dog dare you. 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Don't tell me our players dont suck.

I am trying to decide whether the players or the coaches suck more. I think we can all concede everyone sucks.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

who in the holy fuck is Casey throwing to?

 

the ball isnt even in the vicinity of the receivers,  the refs could legit call  grounding on these passes and it would be accurate

It actually looks like he’s throwing it just close enough to avoid a grounding call

Thompson is playing so bad.  Let’s try to see how Card can be worse.  Life will find a way

I’m on my fourth day in the hospital. I’m gonna have the nurse top me off with another shot of dilaudid to get through the rest of the first half. 

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

I feel like Thompson isn't doing shit to show he should stay as starter or in the game.

They could try putting Johnson at QB. Didn’t he play there in HS?

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Again, why not put Roschon at QB? Can't be worse than this

Been using that phrase myself for weeks... It can, it will, and holes can continue to be dug deeper.

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FOUR....

             FOUR...

                            FOUR  "3 and outs"  to start this game!!! 😂😂😂

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Raise your hand if you had zero first downs through 5 drives in your bingo card 

4 drives.

but maybe you meant you were calling a 3 and out next drive

I don't know why anyone thinks better players are going to help these coaches.  they fucking suck.  

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Just go ahead and put Wright in. Please. Even for one series. I triple dog dare you. 

He didn’t make the trip

We’ve seen that before and yes he is way worse than Thompson…….  And he won’t be starting ever so you won’t learn shit
Really? Missing a player by 5 yards? Not going through reads? Thompson is playing like shit. Who cares if Card plays like shit, too? We've already got shit.

I wouldn't say Card is "way worse", just inexperienced. His bad play hasn't hurt us much more than Thompson's bad play. Maybe Casey's thumb is the problem, but a hurt Casey = Card. Casey's not better right now. All things equal, play the healthy shitshow and hope you get something better.
These guys know we don't get better portal picks with a worse record, right?

I’ve noticed you’ve picked up your game lately. Keep it up.
Just now, longhornmatt said:

This is worse than the 1997 team that got Mackovic fired, and that team was basically in open revolt and might as well have been trying to lose.

The 1991 team is the only thing close I can recall.  Offense may have been worse, but the defense was competent to good. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

heres the sad thing,  line is kind of blocking lol

Pass blocking has been pretty good.

Honestly every guy we called to get more playing time has revealed they actually suck ass so I’m terrified to see Wright play but at the same time it would be very entertaining 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I am trying to decide whether the players or the coaches suck more. I think we can all concede everyone sucks.

So far today the players have been so bad the coaches don't even have a chance to suck.

1 minute ago, Richter said:

Thompson is playing so bad.  Let’s try to see how Card can be worse.  Life will find a way

That's what I thought last week and he gave them 14 points in less than 10 minutes real time.

Every coaching decision we make is based on whether we want to be embarrassed quickly or slowly throughout the game.

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