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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Just now, WBT said:

Yeah he's pretty shitty.  

Obviously I'd still take him over our two guys.

He’s missed some but he’s also made a few tough throws like that perfect long sideline one on 3rd and 10. I wouldn’t say he played shitty overall. 

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

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    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

I cannot believe that there only 3 guys on this team I don't actually hate.  Bijan, X, and Byron Murphy.  Can we just get rid of all the rest and start over somehow? 

Rojo is a baller.

Just now, NoName said:

this fucking guy is the best qb on the roster?

Sadly, yes. They both suck. Not sure why you don't get that. Card isn't winning this game either. Did you forget the pick 6 last week?

Just now, Brandywine said:

Just get this season over. I feel like I’m going to wake up like Bob Newhart and realize this season was all a bad dream. 

That's not Suzanne Pleshette in the bed. 

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I cannot believe that there only 3 guys on this team I don't actually hate.  Bijan, X, and Byron Murphy.  Can we just get rid of all the rest and start over somehow? 

I’d add Rojo and Keilan to that list. 

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

this fucking guy is the best qb on the roster?

Yes. Card is worse. In case you didn’t see the last game.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I’d add Rojo and Keilan to that list. 

Rojo for sure

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This second half will determine whether we suck or not.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Checking in at halftime.  I though the we’d lose 48-17 but we probably give up closer to 60. Kansas State gonna do dirty things to this Texas team. They’re actually a decent team. 

I was on 42 to 21 so right on track.

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Jesus Casey sucks ass. Put the 3rd string in it can’t be any worse.

yeah you get 4 games to keep a redshirt? Hell let him go out there to hand off the ball and attempt some passes

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

this fucking guy is the best qb on the roster?

Not every play but he’s had plenty of open guys too. Combination of drops, missed throws, and OL turnstyling  

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I cannot believe that there only 3 guys on this team I don't actually hate.  Bijan, X, and Byron Murphy.  Can we just get rid of all the rest and start over somehow? 

I get the sentiment in general, but If you don’t love Roschon, your opinion is of no value.

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I’d add Rojo and Keilan to that list. 

yes - I'll add those two as well.  Sark & Co.  get your shit working the portal yesterday. 

 

Trivia fact: the Indian chick in the UT commercial drawing a mitochondria in the air went to grad school with my wife and has never attended, nor watched on tv, a single UT sporting event. They went to the engineering school and asked for a photogenic woman of color scientist to be in the commercial. They haven’t updated in 4 years now. Need more Cronkite. 

member when Sark said he'd like to have another shot at OU.....I member.

Just now, Chooky said:

This second half will determine whether we suck or not.

No, we suck, the second half will determine how bad. 

I once was like @NoName, yeah let's see what Card has because it couldn't be worse. And then it was and I stopped wanting to see Card come in. 

4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Kansas State gonna do dirty things to this Texas team. They’re actually a decent team. 

There's no way we lose to any team from Kansas at home.

Who do we always come here? 
I’d really like to know
it’s like some kind of torture 

to have to watch this show 

 

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Stroud.  393 yds and 6 TD  in 1st half 

Ewers needs to go someplace he can play. I wonder who has an immediate opening.
2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sadly, yes. They both suck. Not sure why you don't get that. Card isn't winning this game either. Did you forget the pick 6 last week?

That was last week. Idk how anyone could be worse at this point.

Just now, Brandywine said:

No, we suck, the second half will determine how bad. 

The second half will give us the answers about whether or not we're championship caliber.  

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I once was like @NoName, yeah let's see what Card has because it couldn't be worse. And then it was and I stopped wanting to see Card come in. 

I just can't imagine he's actually worse today. Casey either isn't right or is just shit.

His WR aren't helping him but he isn't helping his WR either

 

Just now, NoName said:

That was last week. Idk how anyone could be worse at this point.

And Casey brought them back to almost win the game. Card isn't the answer. He never was. And that's the issue we face as a program. We recruit these LT QBs that are not what we need.

7 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I cannot believe that there only 3 guys on this team I don't actually hate.  Bijan, X, and Byron Murphy.  Can we just get rid of all the rest and start over somehow? 

Rojo?

Just now, mdmost said:

I once was like @NoName, yeah let's see what Card has because it couldn't be worse. And then it was and I stopped wanting to see Card come in. 

at this point we know what we have with Card and Casey has had some bad halfves and then better halves.  I'd rather roll the dice with Casey at this point.

I don't think it matters though as the D is going to give up 40+ and I'm not sure we can score 35 points.

MSU gave up 400 yards passing in 1 half! 

Dude.

MSU is no better than our equal on D.
Just now, NoName said:

I just can't imagine he's actually worse today. Casey either isn't right or is just shit.

His WR aren't helping him but he isn't helping his WR either

 

I rather bring in 3rd string and see if he’s a gamer. I’ve see enough of Card to know that he’s not replacing anyone.

2 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Trivia fact: the Indian chick in the UT commercial drawing a mitochondria in the air went to grad school with my wife and has never attended, nor watched on tv, a single UT sporting event. They went to the engineering school and asked for a photogenic woman of color scientist to be in the commercial. They haven’t updated in 4 years now. Need more Cronkite. 

At least it wasn’t paid acting… which quite frankly is what it feels like we’re watching every fucking Saturday…

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

The second half will give us the answers about whether or not we're championship caliber.  

uhhhhh...man , we are no where near championship anything . We suck

It is very surreal watching a Texas game, knowing you are going to lose, and not giving a shit about it.

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Just now, dcar00 said:

at this point we know what we have with Card and Casey has had some bad halfves and then better halves.  I'd rather roll the dice with Casey at this point.

I don't think it matters though as the D is going to give up 40+ and I'm not sure we can score 35 points.

Right. I want Sark to actually adjust and figure out a way to help Casey be successful. Passes to Keilan. Some actual offensive adjustments to make Casey get more at ease. 

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

At least it wasn’t paid acting… which quite frankly is what it feels like we’re watching every fucking Saturday…

Seems more like amateur improv to me

I think it was smart to go down 21 - 7.  This is perfect for the second half.  They'll be thinking we suck.  Then, boom!  

Just now, nineliveslost said:

uhhhhh...man , we are no where near championship anything . We suck

It’s quite possible that if there was a game for worse in the Big 12, Texas would probably lose which in an odd way would make them the winner. 

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Trivia fact: the Indian chick in the UT commercial drawing a mitochondria in the air went to grad school with my wife and has never attended, nor watched on tv, a single UT sporting event. They went to the engineering school and asked for a photogenic woman of color scientist to be in the commercial. They haven’t updated in 4 years now. Need more Cronkite. 

What’s so bad about that

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

The second half will give us the answers about whether or not we're championship caliber.  

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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Sadly, yes. They both suck. Not sure why you don't get that. Card isn't winning this game either. Did you forget the pick 6 last week?

Casey got to suck today, it’s only fair Card gets his turn too. 

since I'm having a colonoscopy in a week and a half i can relate to this thread title

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Right. I want Sark to actually adjust and figure out a way to help Casey be successful. Passes to Keilan. Some actual offensive adjustments to make Casey get more at ease. 

if there is one thing I am reasonably sure of is that Sark has a pretty QB friendly offense that lots of different guys have flourished in.

This performance either speaks to talent or want to IMO.

 

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