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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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7 minutes ago, NoName said:

That was last week. Idk how anyone could be worse at this point.

That's what we said when they fired Herman. 

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    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

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    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Trivia fact: the Indian chick in the UT commercial drawing a mitochondria in the air went to grad school with my wife and has never attended, nor watched on tv, a single UT sporting event. They went to the engineering school and asked for a photogenic woman of color scientist to be in the commercial. They haven’t updated in 4 years now. Need more Cronkite. 

We had the best commercials in the country for a few years and totally blew it.

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32 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Players with Texas on their jerseys shouldn't have to be convinced.

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2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

uhhhhh...man , we are no where near championship anything . We suck

You'll see.  Football is all about deception.  It's not just tight pants.  You've fallen for the oldest trick in the book.  Championship.

37 minutes ago, NoName said:

D looks totally gassed already.

See below. I’d be gassed too. 

36 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

TOP

 

wvu - 20:45

texas - 7:02

 

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

And Casey brought them back to almost win the game. Card isn't the answer. He never was. And that's the issue we face as a program. We recruit these LT QBs that are not what we need.

Last week he was. He destroyed a bad Kansas defense.

Casey isn't bringing the team back this week.

 

Just now, Murfdogg21 said:

Casey got to suck today, it’s only fair Card gets his turn too. 

I'd say so.  Casey is really bad today.

I don't think this defense has enough consistency along with enough consistency from the offense to make up an 11 point deficit.  Except against Kansas.

2 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Casey got to suck today, it’s only fair Card gets his turn too. 

No. Stop. Oh FML.

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Just now, NoName said:

Last week he was. He destroyed a bad Kansas defense.

Casey isn't bringing the team back this week.

 

Well you're getting your wish. Let's hope it works out. 

Card is in. We’re saved!

Its like Casey gave up after those 3 drops on 3 series.  Throws high so his receiver gets killed.  Throws behind them.  Throws at their feet.

Its not his day.  He REALLY needs to be pulled.

Come on Sark, rely on your running backs

Just now, Basil said:

Card is in. We’re saved!

Probably not.

But can he be worse?

Based on that overthrow by about ten yards, no.

Fuck me.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What’s so bad about that

Pick UT students who are talented AND also sports fans as who to highlight during a national broadcast of a sporting event? Put the non-sports fans in commercials that air during the broadcast of the grammar rodeo or science fair?

Card throwing it to a birthday boy in the stands there?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well you're getting your wish. Let's hope it works out. 

Larry David Reaction GIF

Tried the corner and missed.

Is 8.9 YPR something you really want to continue to press with, though? Doesn't seem wise, but what do I know.

i just dont fucking understand how useless these receivers are at catching a fucking ball thats within their reach.

 

 

 

and a flag

The challenge we'll face in the second half is to accomplish something nobody in college football has done this year:  defeat West Virginia.  

I’m not sure Casey can match the high performance of the first half but hopefully he can top the 29 yards passing this half

I’ve seen enough that’s obviously not going to help, take card back out. Lol

Card in. Sark straight up giving the fans the finger.

Card might be the worst QB I've ever seen at Texas.

Not to nitpick, but a WV dude literally dove into Card's back after the play was over right in front of the ref. No flag.

no late hit on Card there? that is absolutely called on us.

Card is about as elusive as I am. 

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