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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Jesus Christ, we correctly diagnose the running play and get a guy into the backfield and it still gets 7 yards.

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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I rewound that one - the defender jumped over another guy and then sorta fell on Card. Could’ve been called but don’t think it was an intentional hit

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah well, again, Card hasn't done dick against either. And actually - Casey lit OU up.

OU statistically has a worse defense than Texas this year.

No one’s even trying on defense it’s embarrassing.  

welp they got a first down.    soooo  a TD drive is now guaranteed. 

2 missed tackles on first down by Texas defense...

 

Mike Tyson:  "NICE"

Where the fuck is the talent on this team? These kids were ranked in the top 20 as a class over the last 4 years. This kind of playing level might be acceptable at small market programs like Eastern Michigan or Texas A&M but not here.

1 minute ago, NoName said:

OU statistically has a worse defense than Texas this year.

Statistics are for losers

lol the elusiveness of Doege.. our rush is pathetic 

Just now, irishtexan said:

This is the worst Texas football team I’ve ever seen.

Seen so far ...

This defense can’t stop anyone.  Rare QB pressure and when it does happen they can’t finish 

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

They should change his name to Hudson Spark, because that's exactly what he gives us.

Fart GIF - Find on GIFER

We are playing 2 defensive lineman. Is it any surprise we can’t stop the run?

 

Fire PK immediately 

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Fart GIF - Find on GIFER

This is insincere.

shut the fuck up announcer you prick.

the defense is literally just standing around and not even fucking trying to tackle someone

Where the fuck is the talent on this team? These kids were ranked in the top 20 as a class over the last 4 years. This kind of playing level might be acceptable at small market programs like Eastern Michigan or Texas A&M but not here.
I hate to break it to you, but it is acceptable here. That's why it's been happening for a decade now. This is the new Texas standard. Ghost of Deloss Dodds out front should have told you.

In fairness I would be more pissed at our offense today if our defense had any chance to stop this really, really bad WV offense 

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

This is the worst Texas football team I’ve ever seen.

I would like to formally apologize to the 2010 squad because you're right. This team looks awful.

Just now, Auto Driller said:

We are playing 2 defensive lineman. Is it any surprise we can’t stop the run?

 

Fire PK immediately 

But we have a Jack and a Buck! What else do you want?

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

the defense is literally just standing around and not even fucking trying to tackle someone

But fire PK!!!!

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

Hudson "The Waco Kid" Card

Hudson "Gunslinger" Card

Hudson "Hindenburg" Card

Hudson "Stormtrooper Blaster Arm" Card

 

Casey is leading the B12 in passing TDs. He is feast or famine but good God he's done more this season. 
Card only started what - 2 games? Played in 5? Casey's TDs last week would've have been better if his shitty play hadn't had us in a big hole at the half. The defense sucks, but at least the offense can match. Casey hasn't played well since the ou first half. It might be the injury, but he's not better NOW and that's what matters.
1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

We are playing 2 defensive lineman. Is it any surprise we can’t stop the run?

 

Fire PK immediately 

We could play 30 and not stop the run. The pass is the problem though.

4 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can you imagine what KSU is going to do to us next week?

Well … we won’t be trying to be bowl eligible.

If anyone ever sees BJ anywhere I hope they slap him in the face and tell him he's a bitch. 

Texas didn't score, Defense stops WVU, 3 and out upcoming

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

Announcer: "BJ Foster threw Brown to the ground."

Narrator: He didn't.

That would have to mean Foster gave a shit about something which he doesn’t.

This is all part of the plan.  About to head 'em off at the pass.  

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Announcer: "BJ Foster threw Brown to the ground."

Narrator: He didn't.

No shit.  The next time Foster throws a ball carrier to the ground will be the first.

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