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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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4 minutes ago, NoName said:

OU statistically has a worse defense than Texas this year.

Cool. What are you arguing exactly? My original comment was that Card is the worst QB I've ever seen Texas repeatedly trot out there. What the fuck does a guy with 20+ pass TDs on the year have to do with that? 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

If anyone ever sees BJ anywhere I hope they slap him in the face and tell him he's a bitch. 

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

Back to Casey, which begs the question: why did you put Card in in the first place?

This. Casey having a pretty good season despite the wr’s and OL. And he gets pulled for Card
 
lmao
The fact that you of all people have this take should tell everyone else that it's wrong.

I can’t believe y’all are watching the game. I can’t believe I am watching y’all watch the game.

Kill me.

Surely there is a fan in the stands we can convince to play QB. I've seen some pretty good water bottle throws.

Maybe Sark was trying to get Casey fired up after bringing Card in. Worked against Arkansas and Kansas.

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

Just now, ztejas said:

Cool. What are you arguing exactly? My original comment was that Card is the worst QB I've ever seen Texas repeatedly trot out there. What the fuck does a guy with 20+ pass TDs on the year have to do with that? 

Someone said he lit up OU when I said he feasted on bad defenses.

I pointed out OU is a bad defense.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

I bet I could catch him. He'd probably stumble and miss the door. 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

We could play 30 and not stop the run. The pass is the problem though.

We can’t stop the pass because everyone starts 7-10 yards off their receiver and bails out deep immediately. These are basic schematic failures that a high school defensive coordinator wouldn’t make. I can see why the players are so pissed and apathetic.

7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can you imagine what KSU is going to do to us next week?

We will dominate them.

We are fucking back.

Just now, NoName said:

Someone said he lit up OU when I said he feasted on bad defenses.

I pointed out OU is a bad defense.

Fair enough. 

Point remains Card hasn't lit up anyone. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team will be worse next year lol 

I don't think so.  I believe we'll get rid of some locker room cancer, bring in some leaders, and hopefully the team will come together.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He will prob run from you before you slap him 

Or punch his car

Just now, ztejas said:

I bet I could catch him. He'd probably stumble and miss the door. 

He'll never touch you as long as you're holding a football.

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

Golden Corral, probably.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Im so glad we wasted a series with Card

 

thompson coming back in

At least no strip sacks or pick 6s. Improvement!

That Taco Bell commercial is the shittiest ad I’ve ever seen

1 minute ago, NoName said:

Back to Casey, which begs the question: why did you put Card in in the first place?

The thought of "could it get any worse" did present itself with Casey in 1st half. Unimpressed The Big Lebowski GIF by Working Title

ive seen this taco bell commercial probably 10 times in the last 2 weeks and I still dont fucking understand what the fuck the ram helmet has to do with eating a crappy burrito.

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Maybe Sark was trying to get Casey fired up after bringing Card in. Worked against Arkansas and Kansas.

This is the reason. He doesn’t want him to get too comfortable even though Card sux

Hudson “AirMail” Card

Neither QB can hit a receiver, but I doubt the receiver would catch it if they did.

Airmail. We got more aiiiirmail!

Yayyy glad we replaced a guy who cant do shit with a guy who also cant do shit and is also scared shitless.

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2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I don't know if this has been covered...I don't care enough to search, but where is Alfred Collins?

Hopefully warming up his throwing arm for next series.

For those of you who don't understand football, here's what we're setting them up for:

 

Wolverines GIF | Gfycat

 

Classic deception.  The old bait and switch.  But just the bait here.  Switch is later.  Way later.

what's wrong with this kid?

6 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can you imagine what KSU is going to do to us next week?

They actually have a shot at winning 9 games before the bowl game if they can hold off Baylor in Manhattan this evening, and then us on Friday.  That's a lot to play for, the chance to win 10 games for a program that had lost 3 games before Columbus Day and looked headed for a 6-6 season, maybe 7-5.  They'll be heavily looked at for the Alamo or Cheez-In Bowls, both are fun trips with lots and lots of payout money.  

 

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The thought of "could it get any worse" did present itself with Casey in 1st half. Unimpressed The Big Lebowski GIF by Working Title

I'll go ahead and answer myself.

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Just now, Henry Hill said:

Put Wright in

He didn't make the trip evidently 

Get this fucking clown out of the game.

Wow.  A lucky break that goes our way.  Haven't seen that in a while.

Neither QB can hit a receiver, but I doubt the receiver would catch it if they did.

Our QBs should rightfully give our receivers the opportunity to drop the ball.

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