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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Johnson can ride the bus back. At least he is lowering his shoulder and playing like he gives a shit.

Card is a waste of space get him back to the bench 

was another horrible throw.

I haven't watched the game but

 

You guys think Sark ever texts Saban and asks "Wtf do I do"

And Saban is like "Have you tried buying better players"

Just now, NoName said:

He didn't make the trip evidently 

Put him in anyway

Not to go all Uncle Rico, but holy crap I threw better than this in intramurals. 

Our first downfield completion was a doozy.

Just now, NoName said:

He didn't make the trip evidently 

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4 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

We can’t stop the pass because everyone starts 7-10 yards off their receiver and bails out deep immediately. These are basic schematic failures that a high school defensive coordinator wouldn’t make. I can see why the players are so pissed and apathetic.

They are throwing right in middle of field. Starting 7-10 should help us

 

why is he pushing his throws with his shoulder? just doesn't look right

When you try your best, good things happen. Nice deflected completion for 1st down for Card

Not a lot of depth at linebacker?

We don't even have starters.

Just now, Henry Hill said:

Put him in anyway

And here - via zoom - is Charles Wright in to play QB. 

Forgot there was a game.

I think it’s better that way.

This poor program. I can’t even feel anger, only pity.

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Dude Card is unbelievably bad

It depends on how you look at it.   

Just now, ztejas said:

And here - via zoom - is Charles Wright in to play QB. 

this killed me. very appropriate for our times..

Just now, VaLonghorn99 said:

When you try your best, good things happen. Nice deflected completion for 1st down for Card

Actually it is a good example of JUST THROW THE FUCKING BALL.

These throws are so trash.

Oops I was behind 

Edited by Zepol87

Forgot there was a game.

I think it’s better that way.

This poor program. I can’t even feel anger, only pity.

Although as soon as I turn it on….deep td to worthy.

TD.  We draw within 4 with the PAT.  

Edited by Bullneck

nice throw by Card.  thank goodness it was to Worthy,

Nice throw by Card.  Gotta give credit to the young man 

cant wait for the defense to give up a TD on this next drive.

 

you know its happening.

 

Bombarooski on one. I totally called it.

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