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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Who’s the slack jawed pussy number 23 that slowed up and didn’t try to tackle before the end zone you fucking gaping ass bleeding no talent vagina 

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

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    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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37 had a lot of give up on that play.

Who was Foster covering on that TD ??

Air ??

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.

What do we not suck at?

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Are we losing yet?

We surely are. 

so the coaches know we SUCK at running up the fucking middle,right?

 

so why the fuck is our first play a run up the fucking midde

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Already flags on Texas 

Well if we didn't do stupid shit, we'd probably not get early flags on us. 

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.
What do we not suck at?

We excel in all suckage


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Just now, TexArcher said:

Jameson fumbles the kick, picks it up and runs to the wrong hole, actually gets it across the 30, and it comes back on a penalty.

What do we not suck at?

Sucking

9 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Post pics of any hot moms

I was at the Philly airport (in late Feb 2020, flying to Texas) and there were some cheer moms and their girls on the flight to Dallas.  The moms had t-shirts with script that said "Nobody can lick our boo --" (the text wrapped around the other side of the shirt).

"Boots". Nobody can lick our boots.  

I would have taken a photo but getting caught would have caused an uproar.

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Just now, J-Mart said:

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

Again, if we just did a touchback every kick, we'd have much better starting position.  Why Banks and the monkey don't have our team do that every time is beyond me.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who was Foster covering on that TD ??

Air ??

It’s a zone, so yes 

worthy drops a guaranteed first down.

 

fuck man.  this team sucks everything

I can’t recall a recent return where we HAVEN’T been flagged. 

Nice catch on 3rd down.

BTW, that official in the Oakleys who always does our games is named David Alvarez.  

I don’t understand.  Was told we had a great week of practice. Coaches piped in Yakety Sax and everything. 

Do y'all think they coaches even care? They are cashing huge checks for this shitshow. 

Looking sharp guys!

Even X getting in on the sloppiness, dropping an easy first down

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