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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Maybe this will be the game where it all starts to come together for card

Thank fuck for Worthy. We could have Carol Channing in at QB and he'd still catch 8 balls for 73 yards and 2 scores. 

Even our dog shit pussy o line looks like it’s moving in slow motion 

Worthy is something terrific. 

Maybe this will be the game where it all starts to come together for card

I mean. It’s about time that our sucky QB plays like a world beater right??!?

Oh shit, Card hit a deep ball

Can we get some complementary football here now? Please?!?!?


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Just now, immamac said:

Worthy the only player on our team. *

 

*Roschon

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

cant wait for the defense to give up a TD on this next drive.

 

you know its happening.

 

Oh yeah right down the field WVU will slice it up 

Just now, MillerEP said:

Maybe this will be the game where it all starts to come together for card

No. He'll fumble the ball on the next drive. But at least we aren't getting blown out. 

maybe we can come back on a team by inserting our backup QB for once...

You have to let Card work the kinks out, drag his ass across the carpet, get the ass itch off.

Worthy - wow. I can't think of anyone better - in the same league as Roy Williams and Duverney. TD for Card/Worthy. Hookem. Texas Fight!

Glad West Virginia defense isn't blitzing...  🙏🙏🙏

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

hot butter defense upcoming

Come on man, I was happy for about 30 seconds.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

 

*Roschon

Keilian's a player

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we replay UL Rice tech and TCU we go 0-4

I’ll flip that around a bit - if we played Kansas or WVU before our team quit, we’d have kicked their ass

Great throw and catch. Let this be the spark this team needed.

1 minute ago, naija said:

Worthy is something terrific. 

He really is. He has to be one of the best, 10? 15 players in the conference? 

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

 

*Roschon

that's a guy that needs to be taken care of when his playing career is all done

All I hope is that Bijan and Worthy both stay and play next year. Then some combination of recruiting and the portal for the rest.

That TD is getting in the way of my bitching and whining 

nice throw card! 

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Man we needed that. Hope Card can get out of his own head now. 

rolled him out of the pocket so he's not looking at the rush and gave him one read.  he hit so big kudos to him.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No. He'll fumble the ball on the next drive. But at least we aren't getting blown out. 

God damnit.

 

 

there’s still time

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Worthy is good at football.

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Just now, dcar00 said:

rolled him out of the pocket so he's not looking at the rush and gave him one read.  he hit so big kudos to him.

Well so far this season he's been a zero read QB. Worthy is open like 80% of the time so just make that read, throw it, tuck it and run or get rid of it. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

He really is. He has to be one of the best, 10? 15 players in the conference? 

I know we are shitty, but he deserves at least Honorable Mention on some All-American lists. Freshman All-American is a lock

Worthy is the man. 

Card still very meh but I’ve noticed he’s gotten MUCH better at moving around in the pocket to buy time. 

2 more TDs for Worthy and he has the single season record at Texas, yeah?

Edited by Pam Cummings

How many expected CARD to overthrow Zay there... 😂😂😂

Nice play design.  Max protect and got Worthy in one on one.

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

God damnit.

 

 

there’s still time

lot of reverse jinx going on in this thread..

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Come on man, I was happy for about 30 seconds.

That's about all this team provides every week, so you got what is expected. 

 

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