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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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Get sweats fat ass off the field!!!!!

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Just like last drive. 3rd and Texas is such a bizarre phenomenon. How is it possible

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

That’s why I’m asking if he aggravated it further.

Good question. 

Just now, MillerEP said:

About time for a turnover

This defense doesn't know what those are. 

We can't blitz on 3rd and xteen because then they might complete something easy over the middle for 20 yards. Crazy how y'all don't understand this. 

What Is the “pay this man his money” banner?  I saw it was about X so donated, but what is it about? Burnt ends?   

they are just going through the motion and playing so uninspired defense. They have no heart 

Any defensive players jogging on the field, go ahead and jump into the motherfucking portal.

I hope these coaches run that tape back at the end of the year and show everyone still left why those individuals are gone.

does PK take or answer any questions? just curious

Defender actually looked at the receiver on that third a long and still didn’t drop deep enough. 

Nobody wants to shed their blockers. They just stand there and watch the runner go by them.

i seriously want one of our useless reporters to ask Sark point blank, "Coach, why is it where 80% of the time your defense doesnt do a 3 and out, the other team scores on the rest of the drive. "

 

make him fucking answr why we give up long TD drives every game. 

Just now, naija said:

does PK take or answer any questions? just curious

There used to be coordinator press conferences but I haven't heard of them happening this year.

I will say it is awfully polite of WVU that, given the opportunity to violently buttfuck us, they are pushing our shit in slowly and gently

This defensive scheme is terrible and/or we have the worst possible personnel for it.

5 minutes ago, ousux said:

I'm sure it's already been discussed but I cant be fucked to read the whole thread, but..

What is Wittington thinking coming back for the last two games? Doesnt seem like a smart move with nothing more than a shit tier bowl on the line, but good on him for being a warrior I guess.

Film for the portal

Bet your mortgage they convert this 3rd down

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

I will say it is awfully polite of WVU that, given the opportunity to violently buttfuck us, they are pushing our shit in slowly and gently

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2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Basketball coaches could teach zone defense better than this staff.  It’s as if our defense legitimately doesn’t grasp that what matters is where the WRs are, not what exact blade of grass you’re covering.   

Most these guys are at this point are obviously uncoachable.  

Edited by Hook1997

Got the third down stop.  Great.  But now they go for it on fourth.  FML. 

Edited by deech

oh hey look at that....   another 4th down conversion

 

god damn this team has given up something like 80% of the 4th down tries against them.   thats on like 20 tries. 

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