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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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worthy drops a guaranteed first down.
 
fuck man.  this team sucks everything

Even our best players are consistent as lumpy gravy.

Not even one first down, give me a break, WVU sucks.   I know this is bad Longhorn team but show some damn FIGHT.

the battle of possible bowl eligibility, high stakes here.

really nice to see the defense ready to roll too, lol.

we're gonna need a miracle to build a halftime lead to inevitably blow.

 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Again, if we just did a touchback every kick, we'd have much better starting position.  Why Banks and the monkey don't have our team do that every time is beyond me.

i was gonna say that... but we muffed the kick, which meant that we HAD to return it.     so even if he had fair caught it would have been an issue. 

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Don’t blame coaches for dropped passes

Nor quarterbacks.  That was a perfectly catchable ball.

Nice catch on 3rd down.
BTW, that official in the Oakleys who always does our games is named David Alvarez.  

Can Craig Way say his name?


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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

worthy drops a guaranteed first down.

fuck man.  this team sucks everything

Yeah surprised by that Worthy drop...  Fuckin' easy first down

3 minutes ago, J-Mart said:

Every. bloody. kick. return. penalty.

Lots of monkey business going in with special teams 


Wasn’t perfect but very catchable and no defender within 3 yards. That’s on X as a drop.



Check your sarcasm meter. It’s stuck.
1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Don’t blame coaches for dropped passes

They should teach them how to catch it.

1 minute ago, bangkok said:

the battle of possible bowl eligibility, high stakes here.

really nice to see the defense ready to roll too, lol.

we're gonna need a miracle to build a halftime lead to inevitably blow.

 

Offense, too. Still haven’t hired a coach. 

What was that thing that DIXON just did? He apparently grabbed a player by the legs and stopped him. What is that thing DIXON did? 

So this is a different Doegecoin than they’ve had at QB in the past right? Think the other guys name was Seth.

Just now, gaspar said:

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

i would love to see our  3 and out 1st half vs 2nd half ratio....   its got to be 3-4X as many in the 2nd half

On the WVU TD pass, both of our safeties had backed up at least 5 yards into the end zone and were still on their heels as the ball was being caught. What the fuck. 

Evil big 12 zebra at it again. Killing Texas drives more than the opposing defense. Please get us out of this sh**hole conf after this season.

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Put in Kai Money. 

I mean, let him play wherever he wants.  Why the fuck not?

Texas needs some turnovers by West Virginia...  C'mon !!! 🤘

Casey with the duck on the wide open out route…

Looks like I’ll be watching Liverpool in 10 mins
5 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Safeties literally standing in the end zone watching the guy walk in WTF

They did that last week, too

44% of our drives were a 3 and out - wow. We’re #1!!!

Nah, #2. We can’t even win the things we are the “best” at doing.
1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

This team is breathtaking

 

 

Not the word I would use, but OK. 

Can’t decide what is more cringey, the longhorns or s2 of tiger king

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i was gonna say that... but we muffed the kick, which meant that we HAD to return it.     so even if he had fair caught it would have been an issue. 

I missed that part.  I've been multi-tasking because Texas football doesn't deserve my full attention, nor do I want to get nothing done today and have to watch this shitshow.

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4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hallmark movie marathon it is again.... Fuck me..

 

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Neil Brown should be fired for that call. Completely unnecessary.

We'll probably chase this entire game, getting to within 3 or 7 the whole game before losing.  

holy fuck... that dude had 10 yard for free just running up the middle 

lucky there.  Doege could have run for 12

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