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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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2 minutes ago, deech said:

Fitting end to bowl hopes.

No one wants to go to the Texas Bowl and lose anyway 

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I've created a lot of tension that way.

That is why Thompson got pulled, wow that was bad, hit the portal bitch, I would rather coach Card and take chances with Freshman and Transfers.

I started cackling like a lunatic and my wife walked in. I rewound it for her and she started laughing too. 
At least the d bowed up with 3 Tao’s left to get the ball back, right?  

Wonder how many "injuries" keep the bulk of our starters out vs K-state...may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week, then the portal energizes.

Are we sure Casey isn't still an OU fan?

We can’t expect to win in that altitude this early in the day…

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Just now, Fastbreak said:

Card gets taken down and injured literally 5 seconds after the play and no penalty.

Two of the most blatant late hits I’ve ever seen occurred in this game with no flag on either.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The University of Texas football team is going to finish its 2021 season with a seven game losing streak.

I told y’all that last week. 

Oh, they're getting the first down.  The refs are just trolling us now.

I don't see how any starter on defense deserves to be that next week. Bowl hopes are over so just play the young guys.

4 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Wife’s cousin’s dude bought her an engagement ring at Jared or Zales on a payment plan. Then they called off the wedding and home boy still had 52 months of payments. 

Engagement/wedding rings are a fucking racket. You can't convince me otherwise.

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Go ahead and jump.

Farewell world

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

that bench was full of wide eyed pussies. they don't deserve to wear that uniform. 

The University of Texas football team is going to finish its 2021 season with a seven game losing streak.
Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.
3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Sark is too big of a bitch to work the refs

He would have to get out of his crouch to do that.

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Why am I watching this game?

This was post #2.

I've been asking myself this question all game.

 

I feel like we're a 450 hp muscle car that can't break 80 mph.  Why?   We should be better than we are. We're on our 4th coach in this dry spell; players have come and gone. What the hell is wrong with us?

 

 

 

1 minute ago, ousux said:

.may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week

I’m good with that if it means Foster, Brockermeyer and Schooler have played their last snaps. 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

That’s what it took for you to make that judgement?

Just putting a rubber stamp on it....

All that's left to root for is schadenfreude.  

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Wonder how many "injuries" keep the bulk of our starters out vs K-state...may be a mostly true Freshman/walkon lineup next week, then the portal energizes.

Hopefully our fans will sit it out too to show the team our appreciation, but you know 60k or so brain dead fans will show up.  

Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.

Pics of wife?
34 minutes ago, bullet said:

Because he has 4 returns for TDs?

He hasn't done shit this year except give up TDs and quit on the team.

Just now, NoName said:

Here's why Texas lost:

 

 

Sadly, that’s. “a” reason, not “the” reason. 

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

That won't stop him from blaming everyone except himself and whining about not being given a fair shake.

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Well Thompson can't say he didn't get a shot at Texas. He's good but prone to turnovers, sigh being captain obvious 

He’s good??? Lol. 

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

I'm going camping tomorrow and driving home on Friday. I was worrying about finding a radio station along the way to listen to the game. Now? Not so much. I'll probably DVR it just because I always watch.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

These children are losers. They aren't even men. Just a bunch of entitled shitter loser kids. 

I am going to start using shitter as an adjective.  This is great.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

that bench was full of wide eyed pussies. they don't deserve to wear that uniform. 

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

These children are losers. They aren't even men. Just a bunch of entitled shitter loser kids. 

And led by a loser. 

I hope the stadium is completely empty next Friday. 

I’m seeing a lot of casual fan posts on Facebook like “still my team”, “they’ll be back next year”, etc. those types will fill that stadium at 80K.
Just now, MillerEP said:

Can’t wait to leave this bush league conference behind.

why? We will be exposed even more for how shitty we are. This conference sucks

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Here is how bad its gotten.

I actually am starting to feel sorry for y'all.

My wife still says fuck yall though.

Fuck you, your wife, and your shitty school and fake empathy. 

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