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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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Let’s stop them on 3rd and 26!

They challenging themselves to see how long of a 3rd down they can convert

I’m to the point where these guys need to pay back UT for scholarships if they’re gonna play like shit.

Not sure why they're trying to do all kinds of trickery. Their basic offense just took it straight downfield. Just doing us a favor

1 minute ago, Bigjohns97 said:

We're gonna get raped

Didn’t you see the band director wiggling his but to get ready?

I would have bet money that they would have made that 3rd and 26. Mostly because we are lined up 50 yards away.

god.... 

 

we give up 15 yards of field position when there are 4 fucking longhorns right there to stop him   and he goes through them like a sieve

Dude almost ran for the first on 3rd and 26

4th down fists raised after you just got gashed for 15 yards, you fucking losers.

Let’s get a first down!

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Not the word I would use, but OK. 

A kick in the nuts is breathtaking too. Maybe that applies here.

 

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

They challenging themselves to see how long of a 3rd down they can convert

Do anything less than 3rd and 19 they will convert? 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why they're trying to do all kinds of trickery. Their basic offense just took it straight downfield. Just doing us a favor

WV coach is just fucking around.  he knows this game is over.  we are pussies and our coaching staff sucks.

again... 

stop fucking running up the god damned middle.

its ok to run with motion to the sides. 

 

but we cant block anything right up the middle.

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

I’m to the point where these guys need to pay back UT for scholarships if they’re gonna play like shit.

Can we have them start by paying back the Burnt Endz money?

how is it with all the quarterbacks the state of texas produces each year we haven't lucked into one in the last 12 years?

Casey, there are other WRs besides Xavier. 

3 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Good thing WV is dumb too.

Yeah West Virginia offense stopped itself...  🤪

Welp, I'm gonna go take a shit.  With any luck, it'll take three hours.

2 minutes ago, Basil said:

Let’s get a first down!

Like this series or in this game?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Defense is on high 🚨 

I read this as “defense is high”.  Made more sense

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