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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

we are really bad football team. I mean bad in every part...except punter, but he gets the dumb dumbs every now and then also 

but our punter is our kicker as well.... and he gets the dumb a FUCKTON as kicker.

11 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Not the word I would use, but OK. 

Not a Seinfeld watcher huh

WVU’s QB doesn’t like to leave the pocket…so we have that going for us. Don’t think I’ve seen a QB go crazy happy feet like that when he has to leave the pocket.

we have no idea what to do on 5 wide.  players or coaching?

Interesting defensive time out by us - 3rd and 8 for wv. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Oh, shit, Iowa St up on ou.

Maybe we can have a little joy through schadenfreude??

Tied up in 2 plays.

 

 

He actually didn't catch it, just exposed and unvaccinated
So like our current receivers - exposed to the ball but didn't catch it.
4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m just watching so I can squash the hot takes after the game from those who definitely didn’t watch. I’m coming for ya. Lol.

Say it again but slowly this time.

this coaching staff is fucking stupid.

I saw that flag coming a mile away after a good 3 and out.

Stop acting a fool Schooler. You still fucking suck and I can’t wait until your bitch ass is gone. 

guess this isn't the iowa state crew officiating this

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Was Roschon banged up too?  If I had a team heart problem, I might’ve game-planned him in this one

Been fighting turf toe.  He's playing with pain

Got that stop. Now it’s time to get that elusive first down and we’ll be running down hill.

Gawd we are stupid. On a lighter note my co-worker’s friend’s movie Pizzagate Massacre is now available for streaming. My co-worker has a cameo in it. He also was in Pitch Perfect 3. None of this is relevant and I don’t give a shit. 

I’m not a ref but I think that’s just good acting by the punter

Holy shit did this entire team eat butter for breakfast?

Almost had it! But he dropped it.

Fuck me.

Did our receivers leave their hands at the hotel?

Thompson has such a pop gun arm Washington mistimed the jump. Still gotta make catch.

this is high comedy at this point

chubby punter would be good at soccer

 

that was a sweet ass DROPPED PASS!

I can catch a football better than these fucks.

The fuck our WRs can’t catch shit. 

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