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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited

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  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    Hahahaha, dumbass, we’re in a great spot. So glad you and people like you brought us here. Well done loser.

  • Pay this man his money. I'll cover the processing fees out of pocket. He will get 100% of this.

  • Texaspython
    Texaspython

    You don’t know any of that. It’s what you think. It’s some funny shit. This program is where it is because the multitude of dumbasses like yourself. 

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1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Time to start the 5-7 bowl possibility thread

K state is light years better than WVU

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I'm only watching to see how many times we can go 3 and out now 

Should be about 44% of the time. 

We have an entire team of Colin Robinsons, just fucking draining

Just now, millhouse said:

Great catch while being held 

it was a pushoff.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Theres no doubt in my mind  Mater Dei,  Bishop Sycamore and Westlake would be the fuck out of this joke football team 

lmao.. he said bishop sycamore..

Just now, theBigHen said:

Maybe this is why we never play man coverage lol. That was so easy. 

Not really. It was just a great catch. You know, what WR are supposed to be able to do.

10 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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I'd like to amend my previous post after reading we have 7 yards of total offense.  

Every single game.  We can't catch simple passes.  Other team makes circus catches.

Let me be very clear about this: Jamison is a sorry excuse for a defensive back. 

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I don’t get it…why do they run into the blocker?

The locker room? Me either.

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

Maybe this is why we never play man coverage lol. That was so easy. 

I'd rather make the QB have to make that perfect throw than do what we normally do.

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

So fucking disgusting that we have no players who can actually play football


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Oh come on announcers…WVU just waiting to drop some kid on us we’ve never heard of yet.

I think the problem is we’ve had too much gas, so much it’s turned to bloating and cramps

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

Usually we have the lead before we have stats like that.

I’m not a fan of Herman but this team is significantly worse overall than last years team

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

when the ref said

 

"THIS IS THE END....."

 

I was thinking oh thank god they are calling it a forfeit.......

 

and then he continued " OF THE FIRST QUARTER"

 

im like   DOH!!!

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

9 plays and 11 yards so far in 1st quarter for the offense 

3 dropped passes 

We haven't even gotten to our second half collapse, and we're already on the verge of going 2 scores down.

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

A bunch of masochists in this thread...

Oh shit are you guys actually watching, I thought we were just acting out what we expected to see. What channel is game on?

I hate this team more than the Strong teams. We knew what they were. We’re going to be wandering in the wilderness for decades.

Edited by Sal

these very weak performances fucking suck.

even worse, is trying to comprehend where we're headed.

the players suck, generally. the coaches have underperformed, clearly.

we're deep in the abyss of ineptitude and there isn't a clear way out. 

that's much more concerning than any individual performances from players, coaches, gameplans, etc. 

34 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fired up the pax for kickoff, thinking I may need to add some brown water soon to help ease the pain of this game

Way ahead of you. Pax was finished before this shitastic game began. 🤦‍♂️ 

On the plus side, we are going to be playing Texas Southern on this weekend when we are in the SEC. So that might be our next win.

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

Offensive genius at work.

SARK needs to get the RBs in the passing game -- Casey needs some completions to get in rhythm... 

FERK !!!

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

3 dropped passes 

And multiple missed run blocks by none other than our burnt endz!!

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

11 total yards. Zero first downs. Zip. Zero. Nada.

Well, yes...but you have to give them time to learn the ins and outs of the field vis-a-vis the heating and cooling milieu.  Lotta nuances to scheme for.  Sark just needs a few more quarters, 5 tops...to really game this team up.

So did the field announcer just say "This is the end.........(looong pause)......... of the quarter". I had my hopes up for a minute that this was done. 

Can Card honestly be worse?

Thompson is the definition of a JAG

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