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11-12 years ago I watched a Texas-KState game with a buddy that was a huge Wildcat. Both teams were laughably bad and we sat down with a handle of bourbon and made a drinking game where you took a shot for various boneheaded outcomes (fumbles, ints, flags negating first downs, etc.)

We both blacked out before the half. No clue who “won”.

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Our LBs have been out since last year. 

There was one? 

Going and taking the kids. Time for some life lessons*.
 
*watch dad drink bloody mary's starting at 9:30 AM and yell at the coaches for a few hours.  

Did you leave out “and post on Surly” on purpose? Otherwise, it’s a solid start!
16 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

We both blacked out before the half. No clue who “won”.

Both of you? 

Sark has been saving the play where Roschon throws out of the wildcat for this moment of triumph

He’s saving it for Bama in 2023*

*if he isn’t shitcanned next year
51 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

How bout 7 loss Sark?

We have confirmed your optimism is not of the contagious type.  Feel free to mingle with other fans without fear of infecting them.

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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18 minutes ago, BERT said:

There was one? 

That’s actually the brilliance of the PK system…deception. I have never seen a defense that has everyone playing deep, but yet are constantly beaten deep.  LBers actually confuse the offense by running off the field. Our defensive line allows runners to go past them to go to these now off the field LBers leading to the safeties finally being able to make a play thirty yards down the field. So playing safeties deep now makes sense. At the end of each play, we actually only have two defenders on the field. That really is the only explanation. I have no proof, but it all makes sense as to why we never have anyone near the ball. 

43 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I can’t believe college football is over all ready.  It seemed like only yesterday we were screaming show me a loss. B12 title hopes all your croots are belong to us and sec baby here we come.  
 

now well this is basically the feeling in may 2020 when the earth stopped rotating 

This season was never a "show me a loss" season. 

9 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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At least there's ONE positive thing....

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Look at the big wallet on Armybrat. You buy that ticket with a $2 bill?

Apparently Hudson Card is not available for today's game. There is a god! Shit, Craig Way on the pregame broadcast said that walk on Ben Ballard is the back up.... 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently Hudson Card is not available for today's game. There is a god! Shit, Craig Way on the pregame broadcast said that walk on Ben Ballard is the back up.... 

Yes. Ballard beat out Wright. That’s the story from the younger Austin High alumni network. If there is such a thing. 

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Yes. Ballard beat out Wright. That’s the story from the younger Austin High alumni network. If there is such a thing. 

Guess Charles will stay on the headset and signal in the plays. 

24 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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That’s the stat Chip will use in his transfer portal article when Casey and his dad take their ball and go home in a few weeks.

13 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Look at the big wallet on Armybrat. You buy that ticket with a $2 bill?

Back in ArmyBrat's day a $2 bill would get you admission into the athletic director's box by golly! 

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

That’s the stat Chip will use in his transfer portal article when Casey and his dad take their ball and go home in a few weeks.

Where the fuck would Casey go?! He ain't leaving!

37 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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That’s inredible.  Now imagine he wasn’t running for his life every other snap. 

36 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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Surprising because he didn’t get non conference stat pad opportunities, but it’s a historically bad QB/offense season in the Big 12 and OU changed QBs mid year 

I cannot believe they got that many people to watch this in person.  They bus in the homeless or what?

depends on how our dipshit DC calls the game. They are going to be running all day.

57 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Just saw this stat on Fox Big Noon. Would not have thought Casey was leading the Big 12

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Most people forgot that Casey was a pretty decent QB before his hand got fucked to the point to where he couldn't even handle snaps anymore.

Wow!   DKR looks horrible on TV.    There might be more people at a six man playoff game out in West Texas today.   

Look at the big wallet on Armybrat. You buy that ticket with a $2 bill?

No, a $2 coin circa 1905.

This new section is such a fucking disaster. Granted the whole stadium is pretty empty but Jesus every time I see it it’s shocking 

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moved to game thread

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12 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

This new section is such a fucking disaster. Granted the whole stadium is pretty empty but Jesus every time I see it it’s shocking 

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You guys have a uterus in your end zone. Lol. 

 
Most people forgot that Casey was a pretty decent QB before his hand got fucked to the point to where he couldn't even handle snaps anymore.

He certainly accounted for K-State’s first touchdown today with that horribly underthrown INT
5 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:


He certainly accounted for K-State’s first touchdown today with that horribly underthrown INT

And you don't think his injured hand could do anything with underthrowing it?

30 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

They found the flag?

Hey. I’m in that pic. 

5 hours ago, BornOrange said:

They found the flag?

It looks like the smaller flag for basketball games.

5 hours ago, BornOrange said:

They found the flag?

That's not the Flag that was stolen -- it was a smaller version used for other functions... 

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