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#19201
1 hour ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

Is the one on the left missing some fingers?

The other one probably has a few extras. It's easier to play the six-string when you have six digits.

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#19205

With aggy drinking alkeehall at the games, I'm sure we'll see more pics of aggy passed out next to a pile of vomit with a fat chick leaning over to see if it's still warm.

#19206
7 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

I love them bragging about undergrad salaries.  Maybe they do earn slightly more out of undergrad due to having more STEM majors (and it is not the typical aggy dishonesty fueled by their massive inferiority complex).  But it doesn't measure all the post grad degrees like law and MBA.  Take for example two friends who went to Texas undergad.  Both took low paying jobs in DC, one on W's staff and the other on Cornyn's.  So some aggy getting an entry level accounting job is going to blow them away on that survey.

Except both got MBAs and are now investment bankers pulling in several million a year.  It's fucking stupid.  We have far more billionaires.  Far more hundred millionaires.  Far more people worth 8 figures.  And far more alums who earn 7 figure incomes.  It is not all that close and never will be.

Hell, how do they even count people like me who went straight to law school in that survey.  

They are exceptional at working their way into middle management. If you want to cap out at $80-100K a year in a middling job, and live in the suburbs with a hive like mentality, aggy is great.

#19208
8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Their code doesn’t say anything about lying, cheating, AND stealing. 

Don’t forget Not-so-sharp and his “management/control” of those Houston hurricane relief funds that he’s in charge of.  What happened to all that money?  Houston’s still waiting...I believe!

#19210

Alumni salaries are self-reported individually and then reported collectively by universities. I don't trust any report of A&M's alumni salaries any more than I would trust a self-reported viewership metric from a partisan media outlet (<---- insert your favorite here). I assume they're inflated by individual Aggies that round up, and then by Texas A&M University which has a vested interest in perpetuating the myths its Aggies love so dearly. 

#19211
4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 In a jizz jar, a bank in Qatar,  .. up a cow’s butt?

this has haiku possibilities.. I am working on it 

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#19218
On 6/14/2019 at 1:56 PM, Hugh G. Rection said:

Is the one on the left missing some fingers?

Every time you get caught engaging in homosexual acts at aggy they cut off a digit from your middle two fingers.  After six incidents they sent you to UT.  (what I was told by an aggy back in 1980ish).

#19219
Every time you get caught engaging in homosexual acts at aggy they cut off a digit from your middle two fingers.  After six incidents they sent you to UT.  (what I was told by an aggy back in 1980ish).

That aggy couldn’t count middle fingers
#19223
On 6/14/2019 at 11:01 AM, Johnny Sack said:

I love them bragging about undergrad salaries.  Maybe they do earn slightly more out of undergrad due to having more STEM majors (and it is not the typical aggy dishonesty fueled by their massive inferiority complex).  But it doesn't measure all the post grad degrees like law and MBA.  Take for example two friends who went to Texas undergad.  Both took low paying jobs in DC, one on W's staff and the other on Cornyn's.  So some aggy getting an entry level accounting job is going to blow them away on that survey.

Except both got MBAs and are now investment bankers pulling in several million a year.  It's fucking stupid.  We have far more billionaires.  Far more hundred millionaires.  Far more people worth 8 figures.  And far more alums who earn 7 figure incomes.  It is not all that close and never will be.

Hell, how do they even count people like me who went straight to law school in that survey.  

The payscale.com methodology the aggys find so important to their self-worth is based on self-reported data from which anyone with any post-graduate education is excluded. Also, it excludes K-1 income, stock grants deferred compensation, and many other forms of non-W-2 compensation.

Rich Kinds is one of a long list of individuals who earn a salary of $1/yr. Via the payscale.com methodology, every aggy living in their tract home outside of Katy and dreaming of a new pick-em-up truck and a bass boat earns far more than Rich Kinder.

Advantage aggy.

If he aggy education was worth anything, the aggys would understand there is a big difference between earning income and generating wealth. But we are all well aware of the actual value of the aggy education.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

#19224

I have an aggy friend.  I also just had a daughter so this is my first Father’s Day. She called me up today and said Happy Father’s Day.  It was nice and all, but she didn’t understand why I thought it was funny. 

#19226
5 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!

#19227
aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!
I searched earlier to see if they won, but oddly no news about it even though it was for a MNC
#19229
1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

i think they'll cross that bridge when they get to it

#19231
2 hours ago, markstanco said:
2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
aggy needs the hardware for the hall of champions....I guess....whoop!

I searched earlier to see if they won, but oddly no news about it even though it was for a MNC

They lost. 

#19232
2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

No one knows. It’s never been done.

#19234
2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

I'm going to guess all of kroger stadium

#19236

In the years between when they upgraded from a college and declared themselves a university, and when they allowed women, and then the years between when they were responsible for scholarship reductions and jackie sherrill, they had a better record in spike ball in spring games that they didn't put the score on their rings.

#19243
5 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

When Texas wins a championship we light the tower.  What does aggy light when they win a championship?  A log stack? A cross?  A fart?

 

It's been 80 years, I'm guessing one of these was likely

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#19244
I have an aggy friend.  I also just had a daughter so this is my first Father’s Day. She called me up today and said Happy Father’s Day.  It was nice and all, but she didn’t understand why I thought it was funny. 
So why did you think it was funny? Are you a chick?
#19246
10 hours ago, markstanco said:


 

 


It says on the wall they have won three.

 

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

#19247
7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

Don't feel bad.  Every Aggy coach and player on those teams were dead before they started to claim the championships, so even the participants never knew.

#19249
21 hours ago, markstanco said:

Aggy is playing for a national championship in a game called spike ball against georgia on espn2 right now.
 

  I saw that yesterday and chuckled.   I was surprised they both didn't have SEC! SEC! SEC! badges on their shirts!  

#19250
2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, even I don’t remember their first two.

1927 was the year the aggs were challenged by Tennessee to a post-season bowl game, and the aggys declined. Yet they claim a national championship for that season.

 

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